DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

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hey bois, I'll probably never show up here again, but I did this in a lunch brake in college and wanted to share, anyway, have a nice day.
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Its....its...its like watching a man run around his house shooting bugs with a flamethrower. Yeah you kill the bugs, but you BURN DOWN YOUR HOUSE. Banning people because of random paranoia and asshurt is just atomic weapons grade stoopid dood.
 
I have noticed a trend lately that I think holds water. Phil starts his first stream in relative control and puts on the front of enjoying himself but by evening he gets super pissy. All of the really fun shit has been happening during the evening stream regardless of who is commenting on him or streaming him.

I have done sales in the past and at the end of the day it gets hard to turn on the charm for the customer but you still do it. You do it because the customer is paying your bills and you do it because you claim to be a professional. You never let that mask slip and if you do, you spin it in a way with the right customer to build a relationship with them. You never let your wear and tear be directed at the customer. As soon as you do that you have lost them. That loss might not be felt immediately but you don't fuck that paying relationship up.

Phil cannot do this. He is so fucking inept at what he does that he can't stop for a second and think "I need to laugh at myself." When Swagginz was telling jokes last night, he was feeding Phil. He could have used that to help entertain the stream and given Swagginz the shout out. It would have built report with his fan and showed everybody that they were in this thing together. Nothing stopped that moment from happening aside from Phil. He is so fucking thin skinned that he is willing to fuck money into the dirt to try and make himself look dominant. Same goes with this mass banning. He could have used it as an opportunity to laugh at himself but that is totally out of his scope.
 
LyteSydeByll powiedział(a):
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How to lose viewers with DSP. Some of these were 3-month subscribers, too. And he wonders why his subcount keeps going down?
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Numbnuts doesn't understand that people might want to watch Tevin's stuff and give Phil money for his shit. He shouldn't ban those people. A time out would have been more effective and those people could come back. He is shutting the doors on people who gave him money because of Tevin. It's fucking insane the amount of power Tevin has over Phil. I never noticed but I think Tevin triggers Phil more than anyone else and that's mind boggling.


As far as Tevin's issues at his old job, shit happens. People get accused of things at work for all sorts of reasons. We had a guy get accused of sexual assault because the woman didn't like working next to him and that was the easiest way to get him sent to the other side. If he didn't actually do it, then he'll be fine.
 
ProdigalDuke powiedział(a):
DSP has a long detailed history (muh 10 year legacy) of hyperbole, obfuscation, and outright lying about events that have happened in his life. As far as I'm aware, Tevin doesnt.
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yeah, basically phil is one of those storytime people on youtube. he'll make a mountain out of a mole hill if it gets him pity bucks
if phil was pulled aside and asked questions, he would have started up a stream screaming about how DA COPS LOCKED HIM IN A DARK ROOM AND POINTED GUNS AT HIM
 
ZehnBoat powiedział(a):
yeah, basically phil is one of those storytime people on youtube. he'll make a mountain out of a mole hill if it gets him pity bucks
if phil was pulled aside and asked questions, he would have started up a stream screaming about how DA COPS LOCKED HIM IN A DARK ROOM AND POINTED GUNS AT HIM
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getting arrested is highly embarrassing so phil would keep it quiet and ban anyone bringing it up until he could figure out a way to spin it as someone elses fault or make money off it and then he'd BE REAL AND ANHEST with us.
 
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How to lose viewers with DSP. Some of these were 3-month subscribers, too. And he wonders why his subcount keeps going down?
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Omfg..

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

He is....... so ...... god damn dumb.

Looks like the world is about to learn the hard way you don't put DSPissbaby in the corner you guys..

:popcorn::popcorn::popcorn:

grump powiedział(a):
getting arrested is highly embarrassing so phil would keep it quiet and ban anyone bringing it up until he could figure out a way to spin it as someone elses fault or make money off it and then he'd BE REAL AND ANHEST with us.
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You're.. giving him an awful lot of credit there that he has not earned, my dude. The guy isn't much of a thinker..
 
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Phil cannot do this. He is so fucking inept at what he does that he can't stop for a second and think "I need to laugh at myself." When Swagginz was telling jokes last night, he was feeding Phil. He could have used that to help entertain the stream and given Swagginz the shout out. It would have built report with his fan and showed everybody that they were in this thing together. Nothing stopped that moment from happening aside from Phil. He is so fucking thin skinned that he is willing to fuck money into the dirt to try and make himself look dominant. Same goes with this mass banning. He could have used it as an opportunity to laugh at himself but that is totally out of his scope.
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I feel ashamed saying this. But when he refuses to read swagginz cheers. It does start to cross over in to pay pig territory. It's really only one reward tier when you give him bits. And that is him reading his comment. It's really sad when he can't even extend that courtesy and accept his money.

But one thing I think people forget is that phil isn't that unlike everyone here really. A lot of the criticism he gets is for him being a massive hypocrite. Good old phil would have hated new phil. He hated on people that was e-begging and twitch streamers before he became one himself. And if you guys find Swagginz obnoxious he probably does as well. It's not easy being phil in a situation like that. His greed is way to massive to be honest. So as long as the green rolls in. You know phil phil will try to cope with the swag. But whatever the case may be. It's nice to see him this close to boiling point about it. It brings out his true colors.
 
I really need to stop scrolling, and start reading properly, because all I keep seeing is TOUCH PHIL and I would rather lose a hand.
 
Phil situation is different to Tevin's as he was clearly labelled and Phil at this point has lied and deceived so far into the hole he is in wonderland at this point. On metokur's jab at DSP at the end of the Wings video. You can survive for so long to a point but even though it is a meme at this point; DSP's days are coming to their epoch. Swagginz is a relatively new face in the sphere and users like infinite55 have said they are supporting Phil whilst in debt which still blows my mind.

Everything Phil touches dies because he does not know how to nurture instead he strangles it until all essence is taken but not his subs are starting to freefall royally since November where he finally went past 400 but now is going to enter it. Heck he entered it technically last month all those subs did was bandage up the bleed.

If Phil actually had a business degree he would know this as haemorrhaging
 
Phalanx powiedział(a):
Everything Phil touches dies because he does not know how to nurture instead he strangles it until all essence is taken but not his subs are starting to freefall royally since November where he finally went past 400 but now is going to enter it. Heck he entered it technically last month all those subs did was bandage up the bleed.
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Very well said. You remind me of his poor plants. The plants he bought may well have been able to improve the air quality in his home, that is A Thing, but I expect they are crunchy by now, and covered in dust.
 
BSV powiedział(a):
I feel ashamed saying this. But when he refuses to read swagginz cheers. It does start to cross over in to pay pig territory. It's really only one reward tier when you give him bits. And that is him reading his comment. It's really sad when he can't even extend that courtesy and accept his money.

But one thing I think people forget is that phil isn't that unlike everyone here really. A lot of the criticism he gets is for him being a massive hypocrite. Good old phil would have hated new phil. He hated on people that was e-begging and twitch streamers before he became one himself. And if you guys find Swagginz obnoxious he probably does as well. It's not easy being phil in a situation like that. His greed is way to massive to be honest. So as long as the green rolls in. You know phil phil will try to cope with the swag. But whatever the case may be. It's nice to see him this close to boiling point about it. It brings out his true colors.
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The sad thing is that everything pre-Twitch Phil said about Twitch is true. And I highly doubt that his current stable of ATM's would so readily throw bits at Phil if they heard what he really thought about the site and the community around it as a whole. "Dumbfucks" was a word he used more than once to describe it.
 
BSV powiedział(a):
And if you guys find Swagginz obnoxious he probably does as well
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He absolutely can't stand KumWagonz, but he loves how Wagonz can't stand not being the cheer leader. He probably loses more money in lost subs/donations from Wagonz banning/berating chatters than he gets from him directly, but Phil really has an inability to ever see anything long term.

rizlajizzla powiedział(a):
Very well said. You remind me of his poor plants. The plants he bought may well have been able to improve the air quality in his home, that is A Thing, but I expect they are crunchy by now, and covered in dust.
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Is there any evidence that his plants are alive? Bamboo is the easiest plant to take care of. You keep it watered... He kept it on his desk so when he's "babysitting uploads" it's staring him right in the face. He's gotta be competent enough to fill it up every 2 weeks, right?
 
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