Money Financhu Crisis / Chris sells his stuff megathread

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Cry me a river. Too bad that his Patreon bucks turned into a dribble due to his laziness.
That's got to hurt. Boo-hoo.

don't worry, some EPIK WEEN wants to be PART OF CHRISTORY and will bail him out as always

 

[Chopinpiano]

Knowing the weens, they'll likely pull through. However if they don't and they really foreclose his house, would this be the end of the Financhu Crisis saga?

Perhaps it's time for Chris to file Chapter 11 bankruptcy.

 

[zap2theextreme]

They're probably not really at risk for foreclosure. Barb probably got a bill in the mail and started prodding Chris and used the scary "foreclosure" word.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

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Stephanie Bustcakes is back in business!

 

[Chopinpiano]

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It would cost him like $100 in tolls to even get to Tennessee.

Also hilarious that he's willing to drive to TN but not Delaware or Pennsylvania.

 

[zap2theextreme]

Get everything off the ebay NOW NOW NOW NOOOOWWWW

 

[Fagatron 69]

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I wonder if a blowjob is included? That could seal the deal imho

 

[Chopinpiano]

He would spend about $68 on gas alone to get to TN, and that's not including tolls. It's a 1 way trip too.

Fastest route is $58 in gas and is 2 hours faster.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[Plastic Godzilla]

... and used the scary "foreclosure" word.

Yeah, all those nasty F-words in 14BC, like "foreclosure", "fun bidder" and "fire brigade"!

 

[Near]

Damn, Jack Z. You're gonna need to give him a couple grand extra for this. Where you at you, man.

And lol looking at the shipping prices here, if he is indeed going for free shipping, if i were to order any of his cheaper things, it would charge him near double the item's worth.

 

[Chungus]

Do we have any idea with this unspeakable thing that Chris keeps mentioning fucked up their finances? I doubt it's the tresspassing court thing.

 

[dacwcman68]

He would spend about $68 on gas alone to get to TN, and that's not including tolls. It's a 1 way trip too.

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If you buy all his stuff you'll probably have a bigger problem trying to get him out of your house

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

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Wait, what? He can't even afford the shipping for the "comic" books he just got.. wtf. He's really spinning the fuck out. Wow.

 

[Mason Verger]

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Hmmm.. 6 months huh.. Specific window of time.
Quinn was 6 months ago.

 

[Plastic Godzilla]

It's so nice to see him in his very own frying pan, sizzling in all that hot fat.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

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Spoiler: listing photos

"Hey! Who wants a Celebrity Experience with Christine Weston Chandler?! This is the Once-In-A-Lifetime Opportunity to HAVE ME OVER! But price of my presence and company isn’t cheap (gas money is a factor). But Pay Now, and I Will Make the Road Trip on Over and hang out with you for up to an hour or so!


*Offer is Limited to Residents in the States of Virginia, Washington DC, North Carolina, Tennessee, West Virginia and Maryland. Terms of the visit are subject to serious negotiation and communication."

 

[Bassomatic]

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Chris is far from the first or gonna be last person to do this, but it drives me nuts.

It's so rude to say I had a bad break, YOU aren't privy to know why but cough up. No mother fucker, look we have hard times in life, if you trust to request help, you have to humble enough to say why.

Look I had a bad day, buy me lunch? Sounds dick. I had a bad day because my boss yelled at me, can you take me out for lunch? Reasonable human request.

Chris fucked up I'm sure, he fucks up a lot. This whole site is here due to it, we all want Chris content, no matter how bone headed his mistakes were people will laugh, someone will take pity and throw him cash because they got their lulz.

Chris at times isn't even good at being a lolcow, a field of the internet he was a corner stone of creating.

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http://archive.is/MF2yA

I thought they shut back page down.

 

[zap2theextreme]

He said someone took advantage of him in a very serious way making me think someone scammed money out of him which would be super fucked up.
There really feels like there's been a resurgence in Chris trolling, almost a second wave of trolls/weens since people like Pewdiepie put a spotlight on him.
It was relatively quiet from 2011, when he re-emerged, until around 2015