That's Gay and Unrealistic: The Jacisms thread.

[KingofManga420]

I think it's when you sic'ed Islamic Ghosts on him and he started freaking out begging you or the ghost to call off the 'ghost fatawa'.

The joke basically like flew over your head on this site from the start of day one, tahaaaa.

 

[Henry Bemis]

and Rape Survivor

I still can't get over "I was basically raped." It just sounds like such a strange adverb.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

When he came in here and demanded Null to ban all dads.

 

[Konstantinos]

"You can't pretend to be a marine Mom!"

Or, more recently:

"I'm not a pychopath."

"Wow, Homos aren't even that strong in real life!"

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

"I like to customize my sayings"
"Was this made for a rocket genius or something?"
"That is unfair content, yo, that is unfair content"
"What the fuck is on-a-ra-brew?"
- most recent livestream

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

"LIVE . . . BY THE BULLET! DIE . . . BY THE BULLLLETTTT. *SOB*"

 

[L-kun]

Ive been starting to slip ''gay and unrealistic'' and ''parkour away from danger'' lately in conversation.

 

[kagayaki]

From Weekly Livestream 3 we have “I am part of the Marine Corpse!”

 

[Count groudon]

I can't remember exactly what he said, but in one of the last few streams when he was playing postal 2 and he got the rocket launcher it said something in a robotic voice while he was locking on to someone. He says something like "catholic laser locking on to Muslim target" and I couldn't stop laughing

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

He also tends to use the term "Mexican Standoff" (when 3 or more parties have guns trained upon each other) out of context.

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

"You are falsely accusing my butthole," just about killed me the first time I heard it.

 

[PsychicFish]

He also tends to use the term "Mexican Standoff" (when 3 or more parties have guns trained upon each other) out of context.

To be fair to jace, the way he uses it is congruent with the popular usage of the phrase

 

[Captain Lhurgoyf]

I think that after the livestream we can safely add "dineros" to this list.

Also, he may have only said it once, but "baby-headed fucking child-human" is too good to ignore.

 

[impossibility]

I think that after the livestream we can safely add "dineros" to this list.

Yes, he's used 'dineros' a lot. The United States dollar "is a Dinero of Liberty."
And a "Dollar Bill of Rights", which he's used at least twice. That one's almost clever.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

"I don't like anything with the word 'Chan' in it... other than Jackie Chan"

 

[Dutchbash]

"Illegal content"

"[..]content on this site yo"


fuck. Watch livestream 19 and count how many times he says the word content....

 

[KingofManga420]

I think one of my new favorites is

"That is not fact based, I am a content."

 

[ADamnDjinn]

Did anybody add "Islambic"?

 

[RP 520]

"@flyawayn0w You won't bully me ever again. I am on my meds. Bitch." -Jace being wrong.

 

[PaxtonFettel]

"Fool me once, shame on me, fool me twice, you're a faggot and I'm a marine, fool me three times, then you mess with the bull, and fool me four times, you get the horns" - Jace on Alt+f4 in TESO