That's Gay and Unrealistic: The Jacisms thread.

[Broder Daniel]

"CLAP FOR GAMING!! YAAAY!!"

 

[Varis]

THE SANCTITY OF MY CATHOLIC BUTTHOLE

 

[BT 075]

Ubermosque. It's like, the Mosque to end all Mosques.

 

[Dork Of Ages]

"That's fecked eeeeeeeep!!!"

Everytime "Wow" enters a sentence.

 

[Jackie Chin]

It was especially good when FAN drilled him about how people have reason to not like him for that kind of racism.

I know that line is from somewhere though. I cant explicitly put my finger on it though.

It was from the trial of PKD91

 

[FlyAwayNow]

"Matt."

Such scorn in the way he uses my name.

 

[PaxtonFettel]

"and/or"

Especially when used in things like "In the US and/or A!", where the "or" part is completely superfluous. Which is to say just about every time he uses it.

 

[Goodbad Girl]

It was only used once (to my knowledge), but "Skateboardless piece of shit" is a heavy insult that can shatter the heart and confidence of even the strongest of men...

Spoiler

 

[Broder Daniel]

"and/or"

Especially when used in things like "In the US and/or A!", where the "or" part is completely superfluous. Which is to say just about every time he uses it.

"SPRAY AND/OR PRAY!"

 

[Andrew Noel Schaefer]

It was from the trial of PKD91

No, I mean from somewhere non-jace related

 

[Bork Laser]

"Matt."

Such scorn in the way he uses my name.

"Matthew"

That's when shit starts going into the danger zone

 

[KingofManga420]

WEED EATER
Tactical Battlefield Replica

 

[Guardian G.I.]

"X is disrespectful to Y"
"That's bullcrap online, ok"

Also, anything with the word "illegal" like "THIS IS ILLEGAL MUSLIM STREET RACING I WILL REPORT YOUR GAMING TO THE COPS"

 

[Dilbertmann]

"Hey, FOR YOUR INTEL."

 

[Firesharpie]

I WILL BENCH PRESS YOU TO THE GRAVE!!!!!!

 

[Judge Holden]

His Stryker One Liners

"Looks like ive got a case of mistaken identity"
"Looks like one of my agents went Awol"
"Looks like some of my guys had some second guesses....and and and ran away...and turned heel"
"Looks like hes on the horse he rode in on......to...to gaza"

I will not accept allah......ALLAH IS NOT THE BOMB DEEEWWD!!

And of course his most common catchphrase which he says several times in every stream

Spoiler

BLUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRGGHGHGHHHHHH

 

[The Mass Debater]

"I don't want to become an illiterate piece of shit that fucks sped girls!"

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

"DON'T SAY NIGGER IN THE CHAT!"

 

[Zenotwapal]

"Little Faggots" has become my favorite Jaceism solely because I wanna call all the cells in my Microbiology class this semester "little faggots"

 

[Sammy]

Anytime he adds "on this site" I smile just a little wider.

Particularly when it has absolutely no context to anything. "That is what I believe on this site." "Thats disrespectful to me on this site" "I am a future marine on this site."

He hasn't been using this one much as of late, it might slowly be phased out.