Video The Funeral of parkourdude91

[The Zookeeper]

Jace has posted another video detailing what he wants to happen when he dies.

• He will have the biggest tombstone
• Graveyards are pretty awesome
• Jace is considered among the veterens buried in the cemetery despite never going to war
• All his stuff goes to deagle nation after he dies
• He will never have kids

 

[Judge Holden]

I have already constructed his tombstone

 

[DeagleDad420]

I have already constructed his tombstone

I think the actual list of titles he'd have on his tombstone ("WOLF APPRECIATING RAPE SURVIVING EX-FUTURE-PAST-MARINE-OF-THE-BATTLEFIELD WHO IS NOT AUTISTIC") would probably take up a lot of space. He'd probably have to have a pretty fucking huge tombstone.

 

[Gorogoroth]

Is Tyce still second in command? In the event of Jace's death, that means he gets the lion's share of Jace's shit, even though he betrayed Commander Stryker with vomit.

 

[Arkangel]

Nah. If he dies, the grim reaper will just bring him back to life.

 

[Burned Man]

Is this what he does when gets kicked out of his house, goes parkouring in a cemetery and tries to break in mausoleums. In all fairness I was expecting more from him when he described his funeral. Where was the 21 gun salute, the marine honor guard, and the jet flyby? The Jace legacy ends with his death with no heirs to take up his cause, the Islams shall take over and many wolves will be disrespected. The sad part is I doubt Jace will have his funeral wish and Gail will have his funeral at the church anyway.

 

[exball]

Jace is going to have a liver failure in a ditch and die.

 

[Francis York Morgan]

At least he isn't going to reproduce.

 

[Gorogoroth]

Is this what he does when gets kicked out of his house, goes parkouring in a cemetery and tries to break in mausoleums. In all fairness I was expecting more from him when he described his funeral. Where was the 21 gun salute, the marine honor guard, and the jet flyby? The Jace legacy ends with his death with no heirs to take up his cause, the Islams shall take over and many wolves will be disrespected. The sad part is I doubt Jace will have his funeral wish and Gail will have his funeral at the church anyway.

I dunno, the Commander entombed under a black obelisk, at the head of a field of fallen heroes, strikes me as pretty visually satisfying.

 

[Quail]

You know, Jace said he wanted a 'big-ass like, you know like, obelisk or whatever. Like a big-ass rock'. And it seems he felt it should be a place of pilgrimage...

Spoiler: Jace's tomb surrounded by Deagle Nation

 

[Varis]

"Pay respect to myself today"
"Sun setting in the sunset"

At least he's going outside and exercising. A little.

 

[Gazelle_Bro]

He probably thinks he's going to either:

A) Die by the the hands of Big Stanck Dick Dad
or
B) Kill himself and then be brought back to life by the Reaper

 

[Andrew Noel Schaefer]

hes slurring his words alot. High or drunk?

Anyways, Narcaism at full force here.

But wait! I thought Jace was a God. Gods dont die!

 

[Dork Of Ages]

I hope Jace leave his online games to the Kweeky Forms as well when he dies. That would be chill.

 

[FlyAwayNow]

Dibs on his PC.

 

[The Mass Debater]

God, just imagine laying down some flowers for a loved one, alone in the cemetery. Then you look up and see this:

 

[Cute Anime Girl]

The actual Jace funeral.

 

[Varis]

God, just imagine laying down some flowers for a loved one, alone in the cemetery. Then you look up and see this:

I don't know what it is, but the way he runs reminds me of Jim Parsons.

 

[niggers]

jace looks relatively put together in this. shaved some of patchiness in his stupid goatee, clean shirt/pants, etc.

maybe the faith healer decided to "cleanse" him literally

 

[EI 903]

I wonder if we can get Nickelback to perform an acoustic version of "Burn it to the Ground" for the funeral.