Your Favourite Amber pic/gif - Let’s see dem goodies

[whoneedsalife]

Lovely.

 

[oasys]

This one had me in hysterics. Thanks @PiggyPie.

 

[theriddler3]

Don't ask why I know this but 60-64 inch hips or any bodypart of ambers is highly underestimating it. If you have a pear shaped body (like amber probably does under all that fat ans skin) your hips are 60 inches at around 300 pounds with her height. Now almost double that weight. Sure, those shirts do stretch a lot but she doesn't fit into torrid clothing based on the measurements.

Edit: these are the specs from the 2017 Elantra

So, I know they drive an older Elantra, but I'm sure the sizing isn't that off. AL barely fits into that front seat. Look at the hip room in inches in the front from the image. Let's take 6 in on either side of her hips (which is generous) to fit into that car, and she's still 39 in (or 3.25 ft) across. That measurement is ignoring the fact that, much unlike her personality, Amberlynn is 3-dimensional and her actual girth is going to be much more? much less? impressive. In leg room, it shows 41.8 inches. In her snap from today, you can see that her unholy belly barely clears the dashboard. Let's be generous and take 10 inches from that 41 in leg room. She'd still be 31 inches wide, or over 2.5 ft wide.

Jesus, how the fuck does she walk?

Edit: I realized the leg room part doesn't make sense, but I'll leave it up to shame myself

 

[Thiccc Weenie]

P A S T A D E T E C T E D

S A F E T Y D I S A B L E D

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

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That looming thigh/knee silhouette though. No human leg should be that wide.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

Don't ask why I know this but 60-64 inch hips or any bodypart of ambers is highly underestimating it. If you have a pear shaped body (like amber probably does under all that fat ans skin) your hips are 60 inches at around 300 pounds with her height. Now almost double that weight. Sure, those shirts do stretch a lot but she doesn't fit into torrid clothing based on the measurements.

That explains why her shirts are always hoicked up at the back - she can't get them over her hips. Wherever her hips actually are. I always wondered why she chose to have shirts etc sitting on the shelf of her arse because it really accentuates it. Most people go for the tent t-shirt.....tfw when that IS the tent t-shirt...

 

[Dovahshit]

edit: got more

she has a literall third neck roll down there.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

I've been trying to work out the house layout and how AL got her own "sitting room."

That pic (ta, @electroconvulsivetherapy - and holy fuck, how much has she gained in this latest WL effort? No wonder her doc announced she was a bastion of health) seems to confirm that she's in some kind of add-on room - I don't know what Americans call it but here it's effectively a lean-to - a room stuck on the outside of the existing structure, made with lesser materials (see the ceiling) and often converted from something like a garage or a porch.

Tlbatr She's living in the shed.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

I've been trying to work out the house layout and how AL got her own "sitting room."

That pic (ta, @electroconvulsivetherapy - and holy fuck, how much has she gained in this latest WL effort? No wonder her doc announced she was a bastion of health) seems to confirm that she's in some kind of add-on room - I don't know what Americans call it but here it's effectively a lean-to - a room stuck on the outside of the existing structure, made with lesser materials (see the ceiling) and often converted from something like a garage or a porch.

Tlbatr She's living in the shed.

It looks like a finished porch, w/ the brick and wood walls and outside light on the inside. There's a door w/ glass on it that leads to the rest of the house, which looks more like an outside door as well. It's probably cold in there, even it has been insulated, but AL is insulated and she likes 60 degree weather so it's probably quite comfy for her.

 

[Mitch Conner]

"Is there food under here?"

Look at how small and oddly proportioned her breasts are despite the fact she's massive blob.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

That gif makes it look like she's raising her nosebag up high to heap praise and blessings on it.

Oh....oh yeah.

Edit. @hotcheetospuffs Yes, exactly what I was thinking. It looks to be a step down as well, I think its just whatever was outside the existing rear door, closed or glassed in.

No wonder she's whining about missing her old place. From a townhouse by herself to an afterthought...

 

[Donovan the Man]

Look at how small and oddly proportioned her breasts are despite the fact she's massive blob.

Breast are so weird you got 145 pound women with natural G cups (having a cup size higher than a DD can add 15-30+ extra pounds to your overall weight, so you can still be thin despite being 145 pounds) and 500 pound women with C cups.

Amber is running out of places to store fat and will no doubt get fatty lumps soon, but her body is like "nope" when it comes to adding titty fat.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

Yet her cleavage goes up to her nose. Truly bizarre.

 

[Long time lurker]

I've been trying to work out the house layout and how AL got her own "sitting room."

I tried too, and gave up. The whole house has an odd layout, as it was built in pieces.

I think that Eric and Ricky's room open into the kitchen. The den does look like it was a porch at some point, then there is that doorway in the living room that leads to...some place.

 

[Dovahshit]

I've been trying to work out the house layout and how AL got her own "sitting room."

That pic (ta, @electroconvulsivetherapy - and holy fuck, how much has she gained in this latest WL effort? No wonder her doc announced she was a bastion of health) seems to confirm that she's in some kind of add-on room - I don't know what Americans call it but here it's effectively a lean-to - a room stuck on the outside of the existing structure, made with lesser materials (see the ceiling) and often converted from something like a garage or a porch.

Tlbatr She's living in the shed.

ahw our american shed princess

 

[Starve Hamber]

I tried too, and gave up. The whole house has an odd layout, as it was built in pieces.

I think that Eric and Ricky's room open into the kitchen. The den does look like it was a porch at some point, then there is that doorway in the living room that leads to...some place.

This is rough but this is how I have always thought of the layout.

 

[theriddler3]

This is rough but this is how I have always thought of the layout.

Yep, that's how I've always pictured it. It seems to be basically a bunch of rooms attached around the kitchen/living room, based off all the various photo angles she's taken on snapchat.

 

[whoneedsalife]

So dainty!

 

[Tiny Clanger]

Gawd. She's living in the equivalent if the impossible hotel in Kubrick's "The Shining" - doors to nowhere and impossible rooms.

That's pretty close to what I'd worked out (kudos, @Starve Hamber ) although I'd never managed to place her and Becky's room. But I think ? might be a kind of utility area attached to the kitchen where the boys feed the pets cos I've seen a door in the middle of that which I assume leads to Amber's shed. I know there's nothing wrong with those kinds of rooms, just the fact she and all her plastic shite have been banished to the lean-to is hilarious.

I'm even more curious as to the initial convos allowing her to move in. She left so much hoard behind (although she's crowding out the lean-to a treat) and we know it stank of the animals. The queens seem fairly together and organised, they keep their living space clean....I just imagine "sigh...ok, you can have your pet. But you keep it in the lean-to and you put it out when you go to work!"

 

[BeebTheMilch]

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No wonder why she used to wear scarfs all the time.

Aren't those called buffalo humps in the medical community? I have directed my loved ones to execute me if I ever even have the beginnings of a buffalo hump.