💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Speaking of choking out his son. It was his birthday the other day. Choking out Garrett until his nose bleeds and then feeling gratification from that act is completely fucked up. We haven't forgot, Jack.

Hey Jack Jr. Take a good look. This is going to be you in 10 years.

So don't eat so much and keep up with the exercise.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

"I love my son so much that I almost strangled him to death. I would have succeeded if not for the neck fat."

That's the fake smile of a son who is taking the path of least resistance.

 

[Cherie Bomb]

Hey Jack Jr. Take a good look. This is going to be you in 10 years.

So don't eat so much and keep up with the exercise.

I like to think Jack Jr. has a better chance of maintaining a healthy physique. He does have experience training as a student athlete.

Anybody know whether he still plays football?

 

[Long Sun]

Jack shills for fresh food delivery service

The end product looks nothing like the picture and Jack says it has been years since he did a meatloaf recipe ... Youtube search indicates that it was, in fact, ten months.
Seriously I want to see Jack on "MasterChef" I mean Gordon would kick off after the first show but it would be very funny and likely get "Hell's Kitchen" angry. Jack would then post a Youtube video with his iPhone about how a Chef with numerous Michelin Stars "doesn't know food and should use my Sause to make his food taste good. "

 

[Aaway]

I like to think Jack Jr. has a better chance of maintaining a healthy physique. He does have experience training as a student athlete.

Anybody know whether he still plays football?

not a chance

like the rest of the scalfani clan, he eats like complete shit. not to mention he wasn't blessed with the best or healthiest of genes

plus he's graduating high school soon which most likely means no more football. and football is the only reason he's not already morbidly obese like jack

 

[JackDavis]

not a chance

like the rest of the scalfani clan, he eats like complete shit. not to mention he wasn't blessed with the best or healthiest of genes

plus he's graduating high school soon which most likely means no more football. and football is the only reason he's not already morbidly obese like jack

Jack Jr. is already obese, and he's 18 and plays sports. As most of us old dudes know, that metabolism is about to fall off a cliff soon. He's gonna be trading kidney stones stories with his dad soon (if his dad is still alive).

 

[King Napalm]

Jack Jr. is already obese, and he's 18 and plays sports. As most of us old dudes know, that metabolism is about to fall off a cliff soon. He's gonna be trading kidney stones stories with his dad soon (if his dad is still alive).

I can't wait for Jack Jr to turn into a walking beachball of gluttonous lard just like his dad, that will be incredibly hilarious to behold. He was chubby as a child, he is chubby now and when his football "career" is over the transformation will begin at full swing.

 

[Mr. Poker in the Front Liquor in the Rear]

When Jack dies of a heart attack within the next five or so years, I believe Jack Jr. is going to take over his channels and rekindle the spirit of his father.

 

[Donovan the Man]

Jack shills for fresh food delivery service
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ycT4BrH_9pMThe end product looks nothing like the picture and Jack says it has been years since he did a meatloaf recipe ... Youtube search indicates that it was, in fact, ten months.
Seriously I want to see Jack on "MasterChef" I mean Gordon would kick off after the first show but it would be very funny and likely get "Hell's Kitchen" angry. Jack would then post a Youtube video with his iPhone about how a Chef with numerous Michelin Stars "doesn't know food and should use my Sause to make his food taste good. "

Please don't wish death on Gordon. I don't think he can survive more food poisonings.

Are the meatloaves supposed to be huge? That's like a pound of meatloaf each.

 

[Aaway]

jack really eating healthy in this video

 

[spe4keasy]

Please don't wish death on Gordon. I don't think he can survive more food poisonings.

Are the meatloaves supposed to be huge? That's like a pound of meatloaf each.

Judging from the website [https://www.hellofresh.com/recipes/meatloaf-balsamico-5a53a96b2c9e8672387f37e2/] Jack ordered the 4 serving package (which has 4 sweet potatoes) and ate half of it.
So, yes, that's almost a whole pound of meatloaf. The meal as Jack presented it was ~1600kcal.

 

[FemalePresident]

jack really eating healthy in this video

https://youtube.com/watch?v=YnVZkBDng_w

Perhaps he thinks eating like this will make him slim?

 

[AnOminous]

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Perhaps he thinks eating like this will make him slim?

He shouldn't even be allowed to eat in a restaurant. They should just throw it in a trough out back where fucks like him can just dive into it face first like the pigs they are.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Jack shills for fresh food delivery service
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ycT4BrH_9pMThe end product looks nothing like the picture and Jack says it has been years since he did a meatloaf recipe ... Youtube search indicates that it was, in fact, ten months.
Seriously I want to see Jack on "MasterChef" I mean Gordon would kick off after the first show but it would be very funny and likely get "Hell's Kitchen" angry. Jack would then post a Youtube video with his iPhone about how a Chef with numerous Michelin Stars "doesn't know food and should use my Sause to make his food taste good. "

Don't get me wrong, I think those food delivery services are a good way for people who might not know how to cook or might not have the time to go to the store to get a decent meal that isn't take out and has better ingredients.

But Jack still somehow manages to fuck it up. Take a good look at that picture. Does that look appetizing to you? The green beans look raw. That meatloaf is lacking in brown color that you get from a good meatloaf and this is more of a personal thing but I hate sweet potatoes.

Of course as somebody said that's literally twice the amount of food on his plate than a normal person would eat and I bet he ate it all.

Yeah. He's got a Wendigo spirit living inside of him. You can't be that big of a glutton and eat undercooked food so often without supernatural help.

 

[jackscalfani]

hey guys im gonna deep boil my steaks in vegetable oil and call it seared

 

[AnOminous]

hey guys im gonna deep boil my steaks in vegetable oil and call it seared
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What an asshole. Also if you do sous-vide, obviously you sear it at the end.

 

[Donovan the Man]

hey guys im gonna deep boil my steaks in vegetable oil and call it seared
https://youtube.com/watch?v=104sWyAS4vY​

More rare? Jack, buddy, they are both well done. He thinks well beef is rare and rare chicken is well.

 

[Bassomatic]

hey guys im gonna deep boil my steaks in vegetable oil and call it seared
https://youtube.com/watch?v=104sWyAS4vY​

A cow died for this.

 

[MarissaXD]

Jack Jr. is already obese, and he's 18 and plays sports. As most of us old dudes know, that metabolism is about to fall off a cliff soon. He's gonna be trading kidney stones stories with his dad soon (if his dad is still alive).

There's no metabolism cliff, just a slow slope. Physical activity on the other hand will drop off like a cliff soon.

 

[Guy Smiley]

hey guys im gonna deep boil my steaks in vegetable oil and call it seared
https://youtube.com/watch?v=104sWyAS4vY​

That is a crime against steak.

Please tell me at least that he doesn't put ketchup on it.