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He just called everyone in chat who asked him to play UFC 3 online a bunch of fucking idiots because they purposefully didn't tell him how online differed from single player to make him look stupid. Wow.
 
2nd online game lasted probabbly as long as his "incident" on stream

***He still mashes takedowns but could not get them to work, and got takedowned once and fixated on the ground like a playdough and elbowed to death by GSP

***Complaining about people wanting him to play online are fucking trolls and detractors who just want to see him getting knocked out and that all his viewers are stupid by keep requesting him to play online

***Complaining that the game FORCES him to go to tutorial moves to learn how to properly do takedowns and defend against it, therefore its a garbage game because he should naturally learn every move from offline mode

Here are his pathetic 2nd game stats:

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His fans in the chat are all shitting on Phil for only playing two online matches before quitting. Several have pointed out he would get more attention and subs if he played online. Would not be surprised if he lost a few subs because of this.

edit: he's down to 495
 
Just for anyone who's wondering, the only difference between single player and online is the lack of assists.

Phil has been talking for 15 minutes about the assists (on screen defense prompts) while he bodies the easy ai with the same cheese strategy and saying how it's not fair those assists don't exist online.

He's spent zero time realizing if he had assits onine so would his opponent.
 
Oh my I just looked at that chat, what a beautiful mess.

. . . and you'd think he'd give the PUBLIC what they want. You don't pander to the people who will be there for you no matter what. He doesn't get that he's a trainwreck and that's where the real views come from.
 
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Oh my I just looked at that chat, what a beautiful mess.

. . . and you'd think he'd give the PUBLIC what they want. You don't pander to the people who will be there for you no matter what. He doesn't get that he's a trainwreck and that's where the real views come from.
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he doesnt care about twitch views. he only cares about the money coming in. he would be happy if he only has one viewer if this one viewer is a big whale.
 
Can DSP even handle chat being in full-autism mode? If only he still had some sort of BUTLER to ESCORT unwanted PATRONS away from his view.

Only now will the full damage that BSV did be fully realized. DSP is gonna actually have to deal with his own fans calling him a moron.
 
Here are some of the "fucking idiots" that set Phil up to look stupid by asking for online play. Shameful.

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Phil really has to maintain that illusion of him being good at games, not because he's fooling anyone, but because his ego demands it.
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True. Because streamers hardly even have to be good at games if they're at least entertaining (and having tits and ass and being a female is still more entertaining than DSP)
 
Subs only mode don't work too well for censorship when you have paypigs give subs out like candy to any schmuck out there to feel sexually satisfied for meeting their fin-dom's demands. Doubly so when you don't have a demented homeless bum chittering in broken Norsk with both eyes open for misconduct from these said schmucks. I imagine that might explain why he's been drinking more as of late.
 
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