Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT

He will care enough for a dozen tweetstorms about how friends "accidentally" didn't tell him about it, but he won't care enough to actually go.

I think he's too much of a coward to even pretend like he's going. Even that takes a tiny, tiny, tiny bit of commitment to stick to his story for like, a month or two.
 
Kiwi Farms should do some bridge building with the troon community and offer to pay for Jake to transition.

Better idea: we offer to match any funds for electrolysis etc. that he can, himself, fundraise. The best part is that it'll cost $10 max, and will be extra humiliating when he realizes we're the best friends he has.
 
What’s disappointing is that this is never going to come to a head. Jake is never going to have one of those moments where he interacts with the real world and sees all his illusions come crashing down, because he doesn’t leave the house. He’s becoming more isolated, not less. And all we will see is his continually whining on Twitter.

Like Chris, eventually the world will come knocking at the door when Jake's mom dies. And CWC is a lot more independent (drives himself around, has multiple sources of income) than we know jake to be. Will he take the opportunity to troon out entirely? Will he be forced to eventually leave the house on a regular basis- maybe even get some sort of peon job that is far below someone of his creativity and beauty? Stay tuned to find out.
 
Like Chris, eventually the world will come knocking at the door when Jake's mom dies. And CWC is a lot more independent (drives himself around, has multiple sources of income) than we know jake to be. Will he take the opportunity to troon out entirely? Will he be forced to eventually leave the house on a regular basis- maybe even get some sort of peon job that is far below someone of his creativity and beauty? Stay tuned to find out.

I think there's a decent chance the outside world will literally kill him. The only people who suffer from worse delusions than Jake are literal schizophrenics.
 
Especially because there's no way in hell he'd get himself to a doctor if he started showing signs of the beetus or other weight-related ailments. Bet anything you like that when his health gets bad enough for a genuine scare, he'll blame those dang transphobic doctors for scaring him away pre-emptively before he could ever try to get help.
 
Like Chris, eventually the world will come knocking at the door when Jake's mom dies. And CWC is a lot more independent (drives himself around, has multiple sources of income) than we know jake to be. Will he take the opportunity to troon out entirely? Will he be forced to eventually leave the house on a regular basis- maybe even get some sort of peon job that is far below someone of his creativity and beauty? Stay tuned to find out.

You know, the differences between two fat, smelly oversized wanna be trannies would seem like not a lot, but Chris has very specific Blarms. Where as, everything to Jake is Blarms. Everything. Chris is completely reasonable compared to Jake.
 
I make no apology. I was bored, drunk, and binging old memes
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Jake is going to be shitting up Eclipse Phase with his Googleshnging.

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Jake, who lied about why he can't get a job in Niantic, defends his Twitter addiction because his "sole source of employment is currently freelance work."

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Jake the velcro-shoe'd sped doesn't think any of these movies were funny.

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Jake claims he has been "priced out" of GenCon, presumably because no one is going to let him mooch a hotel room this year. This came almost immediately after he was shilling for pity bucks.

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Ostatnio edytowane:
SGG is like a Kramer on twitter, bursting in unannounced and complaining about Nazis at the food court or obsessing over some perceived slight, but behind the keyboard is a George Costanza who hasn't shaved, bathed or gone outside for several years.
 
Why doesn't he e-beg money to go to the con? He only e-beg for Pathfinder books.
 
So, if Jake's mom kicks the bucket, what kind of tweets do you think we'll see. I'll bet we'll see whining related to the funeral costs, self centered compliments about losing his only support and begging hard for money. Him doing creepy stuff with the corpse could also be a disturbing reality
 
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