Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT

The fact that he doesn't know the 2nd method tells you that he didn't get a call-back. And the fact that he doesn't know the 1st method tells you that he may have never sent a CV in his life. :story:

Even among rat kings, Jake is remarkable for his absolute obliviousness to the fact that his weird ignorance of the entire social world outside his basement is not shared by most of humanity, who can immediately recognize that his bizarre stories have no relation to reality.
 
Even among rat kings, Jake is remarkable for his absolute obliviousness to the fact that his weird ignorance of the entire social world outside his basement is not shared by most of humanity, who can immediately recognize that his bizarre stories have no relation to reality.
Agreed. He has this really weird manner of writing, where every word or phrase that normies use is replaced by 4 or 5 that they don't use.

It really tells you that he doesn't have any contact with people outside his house, to re-purpose my earlier CWC example, even fucking Chris talks to McDonald's cashiers and drive through people every day. I'm pretty sure that Jake's mom takes care of that while he furiously types 1,000 word tweet storms to expose imaginary Nazis while suicide prevention cat watches over him.

If I had to read back and guess what Jake was trying to do here *swallows aspirin to preempt migraine*, he was probably trying to humblebrag, but in his trademark dumb gnome fashion, he somehow made himself look like he doesn't understand job applications, CVs, call-backs, or even email basics in the 1st place. :story:
 
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This sped can't even watch a fucking TV show on the couch without agonizing over if he can do it.

And he's making sneering remarks about incels?
 
What I meant was this: He fucked up by contradicting himself, anyone who has sent a CV can easily find out what name they used by merely checking their sent items, or in the case of a call-back, by the fucking HR person immediately asking them "Is this Jake/Violet?"

The fact that he doesn't know the 2nd method tells you that he didn't get a call-back. And the fact that he doesn't know the 1st method tells you that he may have never sent a CV in his life. :story:

Jake has never sent in a CV in his life.
As far as I can piece together, the failed board game is his one foray into actual business and I have so many questions. Where did the money come from? Did he get an actual loan from a bank? Did his family give him money hoping he’d finally move out? Did his mom co-sign a loan?
Beyond that, Zoe was his ticket. He got connected to Tanya, who put him on panels. And he got connected to Jessica Price, who let him get credit on some minor Paizo additions. But they’re both gone now. Tanya seems to have cut him off after Zoe Post 2.0 and Jessica Price is no longer employed there.
Jessica, Nora Reed and Arthur Chu are the only notable people still interacting with him. And I’m not sure that a single one is employed any where.
 
Even among rat kings, Jake is remarkable for his absolute obliviousness to the fact that his weird ignorance of the entire social world outside his basement is not shared by most of humanity, who can immediately recognize that his bizarre stories have no relation to reality.
Agreed, none of his fanciful stories ever pass the sniff test

Not a one... I don’t think I’d believe him about fucking anything really
 
This post makes me LOL for two reasons. First there's the irony of Jake "Mommy Makes My Tendies" Alley telling someone to grow up. Secondly, Jake and his ilk are the very same people who bitch that kid's shows need to cater to their "suits and tastes" or else they call the creators Nazis on Twitter.
 
Even among rat kings, Jake is remarkable for his absolute obliviousness to the fact that his weird ignorance of the entire social world outside his basement is not shared by most of humanity, who can immediately recognize that his bizarre stories have no relation to reality.
What’s disappointing is that this is never going to come to a head. Jake is never going to have one of those moments where he interacts with the real world and sees all his illusions come crashing down, because he doesn’t leave the house. He’s becoming more isolated, not less. And all we will see is his continually whining on Twitter.
 
Like Jake would have the metaphorical or literal balls to move to Sisterwood. He finds the walk from his gnome cave (basement) to the kitchen too taxing.
I honestly want to see his reaction when he finds out that it was a thing that no one told him about lol.

Suicide prevention cat will be watching him, so we don't need to worry about him an heroing.
 
I honestly want to see his reaction when he finds out that it was a thing that no one told him about lol.

I honestly doubt he'll care. If he were invited to join Troontown, he'd have 100 reasons why it's not possible for him to go. He's not really interested in leaving the womb, let alone in being surrounded by other people day in, day out.
 
I honestly doubt he'll care. If he were invited to join Troontown, he'd have 100 reasons why it's not possible for him to go. He's not really interested in leaving the womb, let alone in being surrounded by other people day in, day out.
He will care enough for a dozen tweetstorms about how friends "accidentally" didn't tell him about it, but he won't care enough to actually go.
 
Jake only cares about the appearance of being involved not actually being involved.
There’s a reason he’s never actually presented as a woman and it’s not because mommy is transphobic.
 
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