Containment What If?

[Somar]

What if Chris became the CEO of The Lego Group?

 

[normankrasner]

What if Chris became the CEO of The Lego Group?

Chapter 11 after no one bought limited edition Sonichu Lego sets

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris pissed himself and did nothing?

 

[Mr. 0]

What if Chris pissed himself and did nothing?

He'd wear a skirt made of newspaper instead of using the toilet.

 

[Apocalypso]

He'd wear a skirt made of newspaper instead of using the toilet.

Thanks for that wonderful image bro.

What if Chris was a Union worker?

 

[othersided]

What if Chris was a Union worker?

He'd pay his dues in Sonichu medalions.

 

[Wraith]

What if this is the simple process of Chris' spending habits?

 

[normankrasner]

What if Barb fed Chris acid and chlorine?
http://fox4kc.com/2018/02/12/mother...909e&utm_medium=trueAnthem&utm_source=twitter

 

[Xanax]

What if Chris spoke fluent Japanese?

 

[BV 937]

This thread is a meme at this point anyways so I'll go right ahead

What if Chris ran for mayor of Ruckersville?

 

[TheClorax]

What if Chris spoke fluent Japanese?

He’d try to find a Japanese sweetheart.

What if Chris ran for mayor of Ruckersville?

He’d lose.
On the side if he won, He’d rename it CWCville, replace all the water with Fanta, and make a statue of Sonichu.
And by “he” I mean he’d shit himself doing nothing, while everyone else did the actual work.

 

[Broseph]

He’d try to find a Japanese sweetheart.

He'd be pretty hard pressed with finding one.

What if someone prank called Chris with an Arnold Schwarzenegger soundboard?

 

[Somar]

He'd be pretty hard pressed with finding one.

What if someone prank called Chris with an Arnold Schwarzenegger soundboard?

He would believe that it's the real person and would brag about getting a phone call from a famous celebrity.
What if Chris and Barb went on a cruise around the world?

 

[Bryan Magee]

What if we tracked down the teacher who assigned the school project to Chris which resulted in Sonichu and interview them? I'm sure they'd love to hear about everything that happened as a result.

 

[normankrasner]

what if Chris(tine) struck a deal with Spencers Gifts or Hot Topic to carry Sonichu merchandise?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris made a documentary about Cwcki?

 

[Zarkov]

What if Chris was queen of England ?

 

[Monolith]

What if Chris made a documentary about Cwcki?

"I AM CHRISTIAN WESTON CHANDLER, SONICHU'S CREATOR AND INSPIRATION FOR THE WEBSITE IN THIS DOCUMENTARY. THIS IS MY DOCUMENTARY AND NOTHING LESS!"

What if Chris released a new Chris and the Hedgehog Boys album?

 

[BV 937]

What if Chris never went online / Never got internet infamous?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris never went online / Never got internet infamous?

This world would be a better place not knowing him.

What if Chris lost his virginity

Spoiler

to Aunt Corrina?