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What is the Wogglebug's sexual orientation?


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Between this and my sharing of Dozerfleet a while back, what is it with lolcows and wanting to use a name to make pretensions towards representing a group which can be identified as a group of exactly one?
 
> I am 15 years old
> My love for Wogglebug knows no bounds
> My mom ordered me Wogglebug's book of manners
> I now have a new favorite book
> Wogglebug preaches about the importance of manners
> My peepee grows hard with the mention of manners
> I masturbate furiously
> Cum onto a picture of Wogglebug in the book
> As I catch my breath, Wogglebug comes to life
> He emerges from the book, covered in my cum
> "Wogglebug is love, Wogglebug is life!"
> He motions me to bend over
> My Oz-hole is gasping with delight
> Wogglebug grows hard with thoughts of manners
> His erection grows to monstrous manner size
> He places his peepee in my Oz hole, grunting with manners
> WOGGLEBUG IS LOVE, WOGGLEBUG IS LIFE
> My mom enters the room
> She is horrified at Wogglebug penetrating my Oz-hole
> She shouts at him to rid himself and his manners
> He removes himself from my Oz-hole and begins to masturbate vigorously
> THIS IS WHAT MANNERS LOOK LIKE
> He cums all over my mom
> My mom then turns into Wogglebug
> Now there's TWO Wogglebugs!
> The first Wogglebug takes his dripping peepee and penetrates my Oz-hole one more time
> I moan with manners and pain
> He cums again, and I morph into another Wogglebug
> Now we are a Wogglebug family
> We go off into the city to teach those who do not know about manners
> The first Wogglebug wants me to preach our sermon one more time
> I say
> Wogglebug is love, Wogglebug is life.

And so it is. Wogglebug is love. Wogglebug is life.
 
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Woggle Bug Lover is crazy, and Wobble Bug would not hug her.

I'm leaving now. I need to take a break and then get busy again.
 
I don't think she's ever advocated murder. She's advocated for dracowaltztard to commit suicide and die over her success, but I think WBL knows better than to actively push for murdering someone.

I believe there's a post that says it outright but I'm on my phone at the moment (just moved and I have no internet for my computer yet) so I can't find it.

Fair point. I still find it creepy as hell, though.

Slay the mutant. Slay the heretic. The Wogglebug protects.
 
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These videos are going to give me--a twenty-three year-old man--nightmares. I hate to imagine the amount of therapy that a child would need to go through if they watched this garbage.
 
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