🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[The Great Citracett]

One thing was that he wanted to add a chapter in which he was attacked with firecrackers in a Costco parking lot.

Also he was going to redo the whole thing as an action-packed graphic novel called "Swifted".

I'm personally still waiting for the musical, that he was hiring a dance team and doing choreography for.

 

[The Un-Clit]

LET THY WILL BE DONE MAKE IT QUICK AND EASY

Fucking CALLED that shit!

 

[Grumbles]

One thing was that he wanted to add a chapter in which he was attacked with firecrackers in a Costco parking lot.

Also he was going to redo the whole thing as an action-packed graphic novel called "Swifted".

I'm personally still waiting for the musical, that he was hiring a dance team and doing choreography for.

Don't forget the DC Comics pitch he was working on, and the video game, and the movie, and the.......

 

[redbarchetta]

Local police just live for that. I bet you are scared, eh Scrambles? I know I’d be terrified that one day a Mormon police officer will knock on my door with a skinny tie and an LDS bible.

Now I don't have any paralegal degrees from mormon colleges, but I am pretty sure he'd have to file in my jurisdiction, french canadian small claims court. A thought so hilarious it'd almost be worth doxxing myself.

 

[Double Dee]

Don't forget the DC Comics pitch he was working on, and the video game, and the movie, and the.......

And the totally epic shirt line, and the sequel that involved Katy, and the 'Swifted'-themed brothel, and...

Also, welcome to page 666, folks; I hope we see Null become Rusty's new personal Satan soon!

 

[Grumbles]

And the totally epic shirt line, and the sequel that involved Katy, and the 'Swifted'-themed brothel, and...

Also, welcome to page 666, folks; I hope we see Null become Rusty's new personal Satan soon!

I forgot the themed brothel! Oh, woe is us for we are not worthy of his product lines. Also, were the "IMMINENT ACTIONS" to be taken against Null just Russ doing his nightly deactivation of FB again? Very dramatic and unexpected move. Bold, even.

 

[The Great Citracett]

The man's got a franchise to protect!

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

What even more amazing is his insistence that all the “troll accounts” are the same person...

I don't know what I'm talking about up there, ignore me. Obviously we are all the same person. And for lawsuit filing purposes (here's some help for our esteemed paralegal certificate recipient) that person that we all are is Russel Shitlips; Greer (doing business as LITIGIOUS SEX PEST, all rights reserved).

 

[Barbarella]

Now I don't have any paralegal degrees from mormon colleges, but I am pretty sure he'd have to file in my jurisdiction, french canadian small claims court. A thought so hilarious it'd almost be worth doxxing myself.

It’s even better that you are in Canada. French Canadian at that because I’m guessing Rusty has no French.

Rusty seems to think there are five people in Utah here he can easily find, rather than 18,000 hidden folks, many with real law degrees, in countries all across the world with different laws and ideas about how to go about things. And still, TRUE and HONEST Null walks him exactly how to do his take down - but this fake paralegal won’t. Yeah. Come get us Rusty and you too, SLCPD.

But ...hmmmm...Rusty is going to have to dox himself. With his address and phone number. Feel comfy Rusty? (Not that we couldn’t find you at your fake gym pretending to work out anyway) Cuz we aren’t scared of your threats, but I know you are scared of us. Terrified. At least, you told us so. And Skordas took your lunch money and will enforce it this time. And I would like to fly out (yeah, I like to fly) to make sure he gets. Just with my camera, of course. We are kind people here, just looking for a laugh. No reason to be afraid.

Check.

 

[zerohitwonder]

In the words of Idubbbz, "ROOOOOOOOAD TRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP!"

 

[Dog Prom 3D]

Away for weeks, check into threads to catch up, find out that literally nothing has changed with Russ except now he's gonna sue @Null because he posted his entire book as a preview and someone stuck it on an unrelated google drive. When he wins he will presumably turn KF into a brothel and we will all be forced to dress as Katy Perry as we refuse to let him kiss us even though he totally paid for the girlfriend experience. Same as it ever was.

Off to see if Remembrancer Bex, Alison Rapp, and Jake Alley have grown at all as people during the last couple of months...

 

[Aristophanes]

@scrambles, make sure to never delete the link to Russ' book the sacred texts so that future kiwis may bask in its hilarity.

The moment Russ wakes up this morning and sees that his email is on the Orchards, he'll be reeeing from the rooftops. He's going to be pissed, and it'll be glorious.

 

[DarkAlien]

Can we add either to the first page or somewhere a repository of his IG handle names, as some of you know I check for his fruits now and then and even old results still populate things, so it would come in handy seeing how the fucker changes his handle every other damn month

 

[GloriousScarf]

A possible glimpse into Russell's future here.

According to the Orlando Sentinel, Hunt wrote several Facebook posts stating his intent to kidnap Del Rey ahead of the Friday concert. On Tuesday, he wrote “I want to see my queen on Friday and from that day forward our decisions will be as one.”

Hmmm. I've heard this kind of crazy talk before something about Taylor Swift in a tower and a talking owl.

 

[RustyNail(her)]

seeing how the fucker changes his handle every other damn month

All the "man" wants is his constitutional right to harass IG models in peace

 

[Cryin RN]

Can we add either to the first page or somewhere a repository of his IG handle names, as some of you know I check for his fruits now and then and even old results still populate things, so it would come in handy seeing how the fucker changes his handle every other damn month

The ones we know are already in the OP, check at the bottom for his aliases.

 

[gREEEEEEEEEr]

So with all the talk of his copyright, I went and looked up the filing, since those are public record.

The address is old doxx, but I haven't seen any mention of the email address he used, russgreer9125@gmail.com. And I can't find any mention of that phone number, (775) 300-0795.

 

[DarkAlien]

The ones we know are already in the OP, check at the bottom for his aliases.

There are several missing there, can you please add:

dudeunderestimatedcool62
brightside623799
coolguywithoddviews26

I'll be having an big harvest here at the orchards soon and I wanna shake all the right trees.

 

[gREEEEEEEEEr]

You know, it's a shame Russ doesn't have any lawyer friends who'd be willing to accept a $1 retainer to let him send a DMCA takedown notice on their letterhead so that he doesn't have to put his personal doxx on it.

 

[Rainbow Trash]

It took Shitlips three months to figure out his book was posted here? Damn, he’s slow-witted. It’s not like KO has negatively impacted sales of his book, a whopping 14 copies total in print and Kindle editions.

All of which were bought by him to send to girls he's wooing .