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Jace is obsessed with the word faggot. I don't think I've seen this level of FAG TAHHHAHA before in my life.

Pretty transparent what's going on there. Time to come out of the closet already, Jace. You've got only a few years before you lost what little of the rats nest you got on top of your head.
 
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Jace is obsessed with the word faggot. I don't think I've seen this level of FAG TAHHHAHA before in my life.
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Well, it's a good idea to keep in mind that we're talking about a home-schooled idiot dudebro whose vocabulary probably maxes out around 300-400 words. Hell, there are chimpanzees with a higher vocabulary in sign language.

Queen of Tarts powiedział(a):
Pretty transparent what's going on there. Time to come out of the closet already, Jace. You've got only a few years before you lost what little of the rats nest you got on top of your head.
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Good point. One would think that a future retired sped-ops marine like Jace would have kept his crew cut from basic.

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Say what you will about Chris - you'll be right, for the most part - but even Chris, if confronted by reality enough would usually eventually relent. He'd stress sigh all over the place, of course, he'd crash into slumber, but since he's hard-coded into the path of least resistance, Chris would eventually relent on some level or another. Jace is a whole different story, though. By all accounts, he's smart enough to show some level of rationality and should be able to rub 2 neurons together hard enough to form cohesive thoughts. Yet even Our Pet Lolcow has a better grasp of reality than Jace does, and that's.... Honestly sort of fascinating. I don't think Chris would ever openly think his Megatron Pistol would actually be capable of killing a man; Jace does.
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I really don't see that much of a difference. Chris thinks his Guitar Hero controller is a real musical instrument - Jace thinks his bb gun is a real weapon. Chris thinks he's the mayor of a fictional city in Virginia - Jace thinks he's a retired Marine Corp veteran. The details differ but both are mad as balloons.
 
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I really don't see that much of a difference. Chris thinks his Guitar Hero controller is a real musical instrument - Jace thinks his bb gun is a real weapon. Chris thinks he's the mayor of a fictional city in Virginia - Jace thinks he's a retired Marine Corp veteran. The details differ but both are mad as balloons.
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Jace is well aware that his bb's gun is fake, is just that he thinks that his fake gun is better than real guns (in his own words). i can see why a lot of people compare Chris to Jace and vice-versa, but they are really different, for instance, Chris is very passive (say, lazy) when it comes to dealing with the outside world, whereas Jace is, at least, more loud. Chris lives in a delusion as big as Jace's, is just that Chris is too paranoid or self-centered to make it visible to the outside viewer, for example, i bet that Chris does a lot of stupid shit in public just like Jace, but unlike him, Chris doesn't films himself doing that stupid shit just so the others can see it.
 
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Jace is well aware that his bb's gun is fake, is just that he thinks that his fake gun is better than real guns (in his own words). i can see why a lot of people compare Chris to Jace and vice-versa, but they are really different, for instance, Chris is very passive (say, lazy) when it comes to dealing with the outside world, whereas Jace is, at least, more loud. Chris lives in a delusion as big as Jace's, is just that Chris is too paranoid or self-centered to make it visible to the outside viewer, for example, i bet that Chris does a lot of stupid shit in public just like Jace, but unlike him, Chris doesn't films himself doing that stupid shit just so the others can see it.
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It's a weird situation. Chris is very naive, and stupid about certain things, but he's been at least willing to modify his behavior if he meets with a problem, in a manner similar to an animal touching an electrical fence realizes it will give them painful shocks. Parkourdude seems to lack this critical element of sentience, and, in doing so, he genuinely seems to be out of his fucking mind. Yes, Chris is delusional too, and yes, Chris has all manner of stupid under his belt, but there's a world of difference between Chris' believing Miyamoto was actually interested in Sonichu, and Jace sending a friend of his to fight trolls connected to terrorists near a conflict zone.

Just my 2 C-Quarters.
 
Haven't seen this posted yet. Thought it was funny:
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Welp, you heard it here fellas. Jace is incapable of feeling guilt.
 
I know a cartoon where telling a character to "take his meds" is a running joke. But none of that matters now.

Jace, take your meds.
 
Civil War is inevitable. Facepunch has joined in.

Things will be different.

Tiberius will fall.
 
EleSigma powiedział(a):
Someone needs to make propaganda posters for Jace, this can't be a war without opposing propaganda posters. I was thinking something with "I deserve your faith!" in it.
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Big Brother Commander Jace is watching.
Deagle Nation has always been at war with Deagle Nation Deux.
Deagle Nation weed rations have been increased to 20 grams.
 
StallChaser powiedział(a):
Big Brother Commander Jace is watching.
Deagle Nation has always been at war with Deagle Nation Deux.
Deagle Nation weed rations have been increased to 20 grams.
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I'm rereading this at the very moment. maybe a new edition of the deaglespeak dictionary is in order. he does seem to have a similar idea of eliminating words.
 
cityofcaterpillar powiedział(a):
I'm rereading this at the very moment. maybe a new edition of the deaglespeak dictionary is in order. he does seem to have a similar idea of eliminating words.
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Trigger Discipline. Lazy eye. Wolf cum. These words can still be strung together in Deaglespeak, but Deaglespeak just makes them seem to be ridiculous self-contradictions. The ideas expressed are incompatible with the language.
 
StallChaser powiedział(a):
Trigger Discipline. Lazy eye. Wolf cum. These words can still be strung together in Deaglespeak, but Deaglespeak just makes them seem to be ridiculous self-contradictions. The ideas expressed are incompatible with the language.
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It makes sense once you incorporate deaglethink.

WAR IS REALISTIC
FREEDOM IS CHILL
IGNORANCE IS...bro its 420

it's going to be hard to finish the book now...

edit: sorry to sperg but this is hilarious atm.
 
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