DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[ANDS!]

I mean didn’t you read that post? Phil is the most Alpha of Alpha. He will steal yo grill and fuck yo bitch. /sneed

I like the casual racism in that post as well. It's like everytime he says "boy" in a stream it has this affected voice that makes me think he's imagining himself with a billy club in 1960's Harlem about to set some "homie" straight.

The Dood went to a four-year college and got a degree in Finance which, among other things, prepares you to enter the exciting field of Tax Preparation. The guy literally went to school to learn this shit and didn't.

"Dood! There was nothing I could do, bugged learning mechanics! This brain is so stoopid!"

There was a summary video posted yesterday, and Phil says his "tax attorney" falsely told him Washington doesn't have income taxes, which is interesting for two reasons: 1. Washington does not in fact have income taxes and 2. Phil thinks income and business taxes are the same.

 

[StylishAcolyte]

These last few pages, just wow.

Whenever he talks about anything in his life it feels like i'm reading fanfiction;

"...DSP took the bully by the ankle and pulled it, the bully couldn't tell the ground from the sky as he felt his head smash against the pavement. He swore never to mess with DSP again, as his fighting skills were clearly superior..."

I think he has lived an uninteresting life, that's why he seeks all this drama or thinks he is "The King of Hate", i legit believe that he makes up these stories because nothing happens in his life. Imagine if DSP was honest about his everyday life, all he would have to say is: "I woke up and played videogames all day". And it would be the most accurate and truthful thing he has ever said about his life.

 

[Bryan Dunn]

@SirJamesDTech found it but there was a podcast called tigerpowered podcast dsp was on. In this, DSP claimed that vidar is just a "volunteer" and has nothing attached to him or associated with him. Said they were not friends and told others to report bsv to the cops if he has been involved in criminal activity

Oh I, and probably everyone here, figured that to be the case. What I wonder is does @BSV?

Funny enough @SirJamesDTech that podcast episode was DELETED and removed from both the twitch channel and YT channel completely. I sent an email the guys "business contact" inquiring about "podcast set up and fees".

I'm curious to know if they will admit they will pay for certain interviews as they made a claim saying they never paid DSP for the podcast.

Yet, on their twitch profile it says clearly this.

Now I can understand contacting for colabs but the second part, the business inquires part. Now, why would a podcast look for business inquiring information unless it was looking to become a entertainment business i.e payments of services for potential revenue their way.

Call me cynical but both Myself and another big time podcast guy have similar stories of DSP charging upwards of $1000.00 USD for a fucking HOUR Interview. How much do you want to bet they contacted DSP on that business email and offered a business proposal for an interview to earn some views and clicks to their YT channel & Twitch channel itself.

This was done during the same the SoK was peaking around 1200 viewers a stream. That's pretty fucking inticing to any business. Ironically they haven't done anymore podcasts after the DSP one and the YouTube channel focuses on playing fighting games and LPing with the co-host.

Thoughts?

 

[Plumbaby]

I miss that cowboy hat.

it legit made him look like a child on halloween

e: Also literally every fat guy on earth 'used to work out' or 'played football'

 

[DiabeticSP]

it legit made him look like a child on halloween

e: Also literally every fat guy on earth 'used to work out' or 'played football'

It was the single most exciting part of his streams.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Phil got bullied because he couldn't blahk, theres nothing he can do *SNORT*

 

[Noob-Noob]

Call me cynical but both Myself and another big time podcast guy have similar stories of DSP charging upwards of $1000.00 USD for a fucking HOUR Interview. How much do you want to bet they contacted DSP on that business email and offered a business proposal for an interview to earn some views and clicks to their YT channel & Twitch channel itself.

This was done during the same the SoK was peaking around 1200 viewers a stream. That's pretty fucking inticing to any business. Ironically they haven't done anymore podcasts after the DSP one and the YouTube channel focuses on playing fighting games and LPing with the co-host.

Thoughts?

The money was "Anti-trolling Insurance", meaning he could back out if he thought he was in a bad position or getting trolled and make people look like idiots who gave him 1k for nothing.

Why would they do another podcast? They already cashed in, probably literally, on the DSP drama. It's really all Phil is good for. Drama views. Plus, I wouldn't want my name associated with Phil. We've seen how well that's turned out for Rambo & Howard, Machinima, LeeAnna, the dude that made him his PC, his own parents. Everyone ends up under the Darksyde drama train eventually.

 

[Pursona14]

We've seen how well that's turned out for Rambo & Howard

They're actually doing quite well for themselves now

 

[WeeblesWobble]

DSP smokes weed and it turns into an episode of South Park where he can't stop shitting and puking
https://youtube.com/watch?v=HyFahtGqmGc

lol "We ended up having to...having to hire a wetback or something to clean it up."

Classic Phil.

 

[StylishAcolyte]

I just love how his MGS2 videos got claimed and gave him an excuse to not do these "Redemption" runs that people paid for, mark my words; the playthrough will either not be finished or won't start at all, hell it even took him like an hour to get started with the game, it's obvious he doesn't want to do it. By the way, to the surprise of no one, there is no proof that the videos got claimed.

What's funny is that this happened right after a stream where people gave him a shitload of money to help him. By the way, no Mario Sunshine planned either.

His fans are the equivalent of a beaten spouse at this point.

 

[Rare Drop]

I just love how his MGS2 videos got claimed and gave him an excuse to not do these "Redemption" runs that people paid for

Too bad he hyped the shit out of them, putting himself in a corner. I mean sure, the usual paypigs aren't gonna care, but if he quits anyone with brain cells to rub is going to harp at him for postponing Sunshine after dropping this, not heeding the warnings of everyone and their dog telling him Konami would claim the videos...he's stuck on this ride, otherwise Patreon is going to dip again.

 

[BallBuster]

I just love how his MGS2 videos got claimed and gave him an excuse to not do these "Redemption" runs that people paid for, mark my words; the playthrough will either not be finished or won't start at all, hell it even took him like an hour to get started with the game, it's obvious he doesn't want to do it. By the way, to the surprise of no one, there is no proof that the videos got claimed.

What's funny is that this happened right after a stream where people gave him a shitload of money to help him. By the way, no Mario Sunshine planned either.

His fans are the equivalent of a beaten spouse at this point.

These videos being claimed are an easy out for him to stop playing these games when we gets overly frustrated. His fans are the equivalent of brain dead children who don't know any better.

 

[WeeblesWobble]

Too bad he hyped the shit out of them, putting himself in a corner. I mean sure, the usual paypigs aren't gonna care, but if he quits anyone with brain cells to rub is going to harp at him for postponing Sunshine after dropping this, not heeding the warnings of everyone and their dog telling him Konami would claim the videos...he's stuck on this ride, otherwise Patreon is going to dip again.

He literally cannot dodge these playthroughs. There is no way he could justify it. He ditched a playthrough he was supposed to do (Sunshine) because this was supposed to be better. He ignored what people said they wanted, what they voted for and what they paid for for these games. He's reached his goal and his stretch goal to do them. I have a feeling he is going to rage quit one of these games, but I have no idea how his fans are going to give him a pass, yet again, if that happens. I'm willing to bet though that if he does ditch MGS2 or 3 early, he STILL won't play Sunshine because he simply doesn't want to.

 

[ANDS!]

lol "We ended up having to...having to hire a wetback or something to clean it up."

Classic Phil.

To his credit, which rarely happens, he actually says WetVac which is a type of vacuum cleaner.

 

[WeeblesWobble]

To his credit, which rarely happens, he actually says WetVac which is a type of vacuum cleaner.

Ok, my mistake lol. I'll give him that.

Just listened to it again. Muh autism must be acting up.

 

[ANDS!]

Ok, my mistake lol. I'll give him that.

Just listened to it again. Muh autism must be acting up.

I was totally on board with the wetback comment and just needed to verify it myself. I said somewhere that this guy loves his casual racism, but that would just be full on cartoon levels of racism right there. I'm actually glad he didn't say it because him being a closeted racist helps me dislike the guy than if he was just up front and honest about it; then he'd be slightly sympathetic owning up to his problem, and that's just not entertaining at all.

 

[Schmeckel]

Phil used to lift weights all the time and you can totally tell from his current build he used to be way in shape dood.

Round is a shape. The way he wobbles, he's like one of those punching clown (I'M NOT A CLOWN) bop bags.

 

[StylishAcolyte]

Jesus christ this is the worst show of scumbaggery i've ever seen. The amount of greed in his latest Pre-stream is fucking mindblowing.

- The goal now is based on subs. He wants 450 (He has 320-ish-something at the moment) total for another Indie marathon.
- However, the ones voting for the games are going to be the patreons. So they don't feel "left out" (As if they didn't already with Sunshine)
- There will be cheering and bits "goals" separate from Subs and Patreon.
- There are plans for future fundraisers in "April" (We all know there will be another one a week from now).

So, if you want Phil to play the indie game you want then you have to pledge to Patreon and then Sub to him on Twitch, without mentioning what else he will be putting behind a bits/cheers based paygate.

I feel bad for those fans who don't know any better because the first stream they stumbled upon was the Pigroach's. How are the rest of the fans still ok with this is beyond me i legit think it may be something resembling Stockholm syndrome at this point.

But seriously, his greed is starting to get worse and worse, everytime i think it can't sink any lower this fucker surprises me every damn time.

 

[xWorst_Pon]

He literally cannot dodge these playthroughs. There is no way he could justify it. He ditched a playthrough he was supposed to do (Sunshine) because this was supposed to be better. He ignored what people said they wanted, what they voted for and what they paid for for these games. He's reached his goal and his stretch goal to do them. I have a feeling he is going to rage quit one of these games, but I have no idea how his fans are going to give him a pass, yet again, if that happens. I'm willing to bet though that if he does ditch MGS2 or 3 early, he STILL won't play Sunshine because he simply doesn't want to.

My guess is, that he'll finish MGS2 but will be pretty frustrated and clearly won't have any kind of fun. Because of that, he will fuck around more and not play the game seriously till the DBFZ-beta starts and then drop MGS completely cause "peepul don't wanna see it".

 

[Phoebe Cates]

Round is a shape. The way he wobbles, he's like one of those punching clown (I'M NOT A CLOWN) bop bags.

The best description of Phil's physique I've heard is "soft diabetes".