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xenomorph powiedział(a):
Im past the part of being shocked by anything Phil does any more. It will never ever be enough money for him, because he knows he cannot do this forever so he is squirreling money away, he knows this is it for him, he will never get a legit job with benefits.
I don't know how he is not terrified of becoming sick or getting hurt or having a major house issue that costs a lot of money.
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It's just crazy two days after raising thousands of dollars he needs more after just getting paid. DSP has to be one of the most greediest people on the internet.
 
ANDS! powiedział(a):
Oh man how bad was that? It was like ". . .well I mean of course I love her. Oh and yea she loves me. And she's got a job, and can get one here! Think of the savings! And that love. Love and savings!"
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"Well *snort* before I'll explain in todays pre-pre-stream why I'll have to delay the Mario Sunshine LP until February 2019, I *snort* have some very bad news. 2018 starts with a bang. Or better said, without one ack-ack-ack!

My Soulmate, *BUUUUUUURRP* - woah, now that was relieving, ackackack - who had originally agreed to move into my *snort* house, has broken up with me, because she saw a detractor video, telling nuthin but lies about me and my business. I mean my totally not a business. *snort* This leaves me in a very tight situation for February and probably March, since I already counted on that *burp* sorry, money, that I would have saved through the expected DINKI-situation.

Now that we broke up, this isn't gonna happen and that leaves me in a very bad financial status for the coming months, as I already had put up good money for some arrangements prior to her move-in. Meaning, *SNORT* I'll totally need your help in February and perhaps March or I'll end up losing everything. Remember, this is not my regular financial stress that you guys helped me so far a bit with through tips and paymetons, THIS is a real emergency! *snort*

Please understand that there was nuthin I could do, I had to break up with her, *SNORT* because, cammaan, who would want to live together with a bitch that gets suspicious about my personality because of every tiny piece of detractor shit out there. Not good ole Phil here, because I'm too streetsmart for that shit. Good riddance I say! ack-ack-ack

*BURP* So please, if you can, and I don't want to talk you into sumthin, I would never do that, but IF you can spare that extra dime in February - and in March, perhaps - I really would appreciate that, because you would be helpin me out big time. I mean, like, *BUUUURP* WOAH! really big time. Okay? Okay. Now I will explain to you *snort* why I will delay Mario Sunshine again, even if some detractor idiots among you won't get it. See, when I said that ...."
 
Rocky powiedział(a):
I’m speechless. I don’t know how much he got for his “fundraiser” but apparently that wasn’t enough.
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He is almost literally in the exact same place he was last year- major begging near the holidays, and asking for more later. He's going to bitch about how the MGS runs were a 'dissapointment' since everyone is bled dry.
 
I think, even if nothing comes of MysteryWoman’s story from here on out, Phil pays or she was lying and there is no real resolution, the worst thing for Phil in the long run is the “fundraiser” stream. He’s seen success and thinks it’s going to keep working. He may have one or maaaaaaybe two successful ones left until one of two things happens.
1. Paypigs begin holding back their positivity until a fundraiser.
2. Fundraisers just extend even further his paypigs and it’s the straw that breaks the camels back and the house of cards tumbles.
That’s my 2 cents.
 
Rocky powiedział(a):
It's just crazy two days after raising thousands of dollars he needs more after just getting paid. DSP has to be one of the most greediest people on the internet.
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Phil has :autism: and his :autism: is about getting as much money as he can but not by working hard for it. He wants his paypigs to pay for him to play vidya at home because in his little mind he is owed this life.
Also Phil has champagne taste and beer pockets. He is above anything that isn't in his mind the best. Meanwhile that townhome looks like shit, has odd shaped and small rooms, a broken HVAC unit, a dusty garage and moldy as fucking upstairs with a leak that has been there since he moved in. But to Phil it's a status symbol to his success. He knows if he goes back to CT not only is it a personal defeat it will prove to everyone they were right and that he fucked up.
He would rather beg on his knees than go back there all the while convincing himself he is owed this.
 
Even Twitch knows Phil well
 

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WeeblesWobble powiedział(a):
Yeah because people get SOOOO gassed out on Marios...
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The thing with Phil is that he figures if he has to start a game, it has to go to completion. He is so limited in his creativity that he couldn't possibly have come up with a way of making a Mario Countdown something enjoyable. He could have, for a second stream or whatever, done a Mario a day until SMO's release, saving the harder Mario's for closer to launch. Maybe do Mario Sunshine on weekends and then finish it after SMO. He could have done any number of things that at least fulfilled his promise to his paying fans and made his stream be something to look forward to.

Instead. . .he stays Phil.
 
Um Oh Ah Yeah powiedział(a):
Also because he has to buy something extra to stream from the Wii. He thought it had been re-released for the WiiU.
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Even though there is a way to hack his Wii U (assuming Leanna didn't run off with it) to play Gamecube ISO's if his dumb ass knew how to do any fucking research.

Mr. I Can Build A PC doesn't know how softmodding works.
 
I have a 2018 Dsp prediction, which could be a decent idea for a thread, but anyway sometime during the year Phil will try to pass off one of these new "fundraisers" as a Patreon goal. Don't put it past him for a second he would try to make his fans pay him for the opportunity to pay him.
 
Pre-stream 1/1-18!

  • Finally 2018 since 2017 was a bad year he dont wanna talk about!
  • Claim he is going to be super busy playing MGS and PUBG.
  • It is offical that it is his 10 year creating content and this year is going to contain a lot of things that will make people happy, but only if a ton of other things goes through first.
  • Claim that he feals excited and fun, instead of worried, mad and upset!
  • Presses the wrong button on the sound box again like every other time he used it.
  • There were no negativity against him before he played MGS, there were only some jealous people before that.
  • Calls the fanbase of MGS rabid elitist.
  • Claim that the TIHYDP creators only take moments when he isn't serious while playing a game.
  • TIHYDP is also at fault for people going after his personal life.
  • Claims that he is doing pretty good on Twitch, dosent mention he have had to beg for money for years.
  • Starts talking about how he lost his job and turned to YT, became the underdog of YT, calls his condo a house and how he was the big guy in 2011.
  • Claims that he didnt know anything about MGS before he played it.
  • Claims that he is now much more serious when he plays games, that he tries to learn every game that he plays.
  • He promise a ton of people are going to watch his MGS streams.
Peaked about 1200 viewers and then droped to about 850.
  • Mocked someone for tweeting a joke about how they couldn't wait for the new TIHYDP MGS 2 and claim it is the behaviour you can expect on social media!
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His jokes are that of a stand up comedian?
  • Claim it will be as if he played MGS 2 for the first time, but this time he will try to be good at it.
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Raging? Sure he raged a bit the first time, but he mostly just made poor jokes and called Kojima various things, which he did this time as well.
  • Completly forgot what he said a minute or so ago and now claims he played MGS 4 before playing MGS 2.
  • He will not insult Kojima, people or blame the game this time around.
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Was told about the easter egg by chat and references about how Kojima was some horny perv.
  • Claim that there is a risk that he wont make any money on this playthrough, but it is fine since his fans went out of their way to make it possible.
It was 2-3 people that showered him with money and they went out of their way after he did a crazy begging stream...
  • December 2017 was the best month ever for him. (Begged and played a ton of pity cards from day 1)
  • Is worried that Konami will claim his videos and call it a shitty moved off them if they do.
  • He will play PUBG on the second stream, despite promising all of december to only play MGS.
  • Claim he was close to get chicken dinner last time he played PUBG.
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  • Going to jump between MGS and other games this week, expects to have finished MGS 2 on sunday so he can start MGS 3 right away on monday.
  • Calls it Metal Gear mania.
  • Will try to beat MGS 3 in less than a week since the Dragon Ball Z beta is released on 13 january and he will play only that for some days.
  • MGS 2, MGS 3, DBZ beta, MGS 2/3, Inpatient, DBZ, FF Dissidia is how his schedual will look in january.
  • Claim there are rarely any new games released in january, Yakuza 0 and RE7: Biohazard (2017), Deus Ex: Mankind Divided, KoF XIV and Attack on Titan (2016) and Life is Strange: Ep 1, Dying Light and SR: Get out of Hell (2015).
  • He will mix up things in 2018, he will no longer do monthly goals on Patreon, instead he will monthly celebratory events based on stream criteria and he does it because of 2 reasons, 1. He noticed in 2017 he have become more of a interactive full time streamer and most of his economical support comes from cheers and tips on Twitch and wants to keep the income on that of december 2017, but he knows that the people that tip and cheer him dont go over to Patreon to donate, but Patreon will remains. Calls people that pledge to Patreon "Behind the scene supporters". Never gets to the second reasone.
  • The first stream goal is a specific ammount of subs and if you dont know you can sub to him on Twitch and you will get a cool icon next to your name in the chat, no need to see ads during breaks and you can use all his cool emots and on top of that... ... ... ... ... you get access to any new emots that is coming! (Cool!)
  • He dont know, but he thinks there are some people who wanna do new emots for him since he dont have time.
  • Because of the huge hype january he puts the sub goal of january on 450 subs concurrent during the month and as a reward he is going to do a return his most successful stream event, a indie marathon.
  • If he does the marathon, he might play Getting over It, claim it looks fun because of the ton of rage and lots of down time in it.
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There is no down time in the game unless you pause it yourself!
  • The main reasons he put the goal at 450 is that he is already at 388 subs and he wants people to have a incentive to sub to him.
A incentive? How about becoming more honest and better streamer?
  • Another reason is that if he gets 450 subs, he will earn $1125 which happen to be the same as a Patreon goal, 450 $5 subs = $2250 not $1125, the diffrences is that you dont have to create a account on his forum if you pledge to Patreon, here you just sub to the channel that you watch every day.
NOTE! He is still going to keep Patreon, so he is going to still beg for Patreon donations, claimed he wont but we know Phil, and on top of that Twitch subs, so he is hoping for $1000+ on Patreon and $1250+ on Twitch in janary.
  • He is going to be the only source of information about how many subs he has...
  • The people on Patreon is not going to be left out, if he hits the sub goal it will be his paterons who will nominate and vote on what games to play in the marathon.
So in order to get the full extent of all this "new" benefits, you have to sub to his Twitch channel for $5 a month and donate another $5 a month to his Patreon!
5x450+5x450=2250+2250=4500, meaning that 450 people would need to throw $4500, combined, in his direction every month, not counting the tip and cheers and before what Patreon and Twitch takes.
  • Thinks that sub goals is going to be successfull in 2018!
  • He will only be giving shout outs to people he consider are constructive or positive with their tip and cheer messages.
  • Now claim that he played MGS 2 before he was YT as well and claims that it is horrible because of all the cutscenes and their length.
He needs to lie better, first claim he never played a MGS game before 2011, minutes later he had played MGS 4 before that and now he had played MGS 2 and 4 before playing MGS 2 in 2011, despite that supposedly being the first time he played MGS 2 ever!
  • Claim people tell him their private stories about losing family members, significant others leaving them or how they got sick or depressed and how his stream cheered them up.
  • Already got tips about how to play MGS.
  • No claim he dont look at how many viewers he has! (About 750)
  • Planning on raising the bit bar in order to prevent trolls from spamming messages, claim he got several complaints about it in 2017.
  • Dont think Monster Hunter World is going to work for him because his fans dont like grinding and there is no down time in the game and the menus are complicated.
  • Claim that his chat told him that MH World sucked and not to play the game.
  • Think that people, his fans, dont like him learning how to be good at MH World.
  • Refuse to do a Rost Phil even where you can call him anything you want for $2, compares it with his Twitch and Chill even and claims they turned into nasty things.
  • Someone points out what i wrote above about subbing and Patreon and he claims that there is no way he can contact all his subs on Twitch unless Twitch improves their system.
  • Littleman51 starts doing troll cheers!
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  • Refuse to put up any form of discord because they only end up in drama, mention how his fans tried to put one up for him, but dosent mention how it was his fans that made it fail.
  • Dont think that EvilAJ should be taken away by the white coats!
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  • Claims a guy was trying to make him say a racist thing, but he was to smart to fall for it.
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  • Claim that he was done with the pre-stream after 30 minutes, but the cheers and tip messages just keeps coming and he keeps giving them 10+ min responses each.
  • He plans on increasing the cheers bar to avoid the cheers spams during pre-stream.
Or he could simply just stop reading the persons name, ammount he/she cheered, the message and then respond to it for 10+ min each, instead just thank them for the cheer.
  • He is a 35 year old man streaming full time so he dont have time to micromanage a discord since trolls will ruine it.
  • Claim you can't blame him for reading every cheer and tip message that he gets and respond to them.
  • Decides that he wont answer to anything lower than 25 bits, because he dont know how to change the limit.
  • His giggles sounds like blows his nose every time.
  • Was ready to start the stream, now trying to figure out how to change the bit bar.
  • Claim that he have had 3000 views earlier as the most on stream.
About 1 h 10 min pre-stream with 12 min of music that should be condemned.
 
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