🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Nope]

Who's this fuckin' guy? Dingle man???
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It is that this account has existed for a long time, otherwise I would've thought he was a sockpuppet of Russ, however he only has a single public post in 2013, so that makes it kind of suspicious again. Has anyone ever seen him interact with Russ before, because I don't think I've seen his name before.

 

[Mocha Snob]

My secret hope is that Taylor Swift follows the sad saga of Russell Greer and is laughing her tits off at all of his ridiculous antics, right along with the rest of us. Too smart to give him any attention, just sitting back and enjoying the show. Maybe she's even lurking here. She's no stranger to social media, right? And a simple Google search would bring her here.

First time poster! I've read several kiwithreads but never felt compelled enough to make an account until good ol Russ. Commenting to add that Taylor lurking kiwi is very possible because I saw this a while back:

https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/1jmkhc/anon_basically_proves_taylor_swift_is_a_regular/

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

I am going to laugh my ass off when Russ pisses the wrong person off enough to sue him for libel.

I just laugh at the "did a 360"... If you did that you would be right where you started. Dumbarses means 180.

He almost always completely fucks up common sayings.
- turned 360 degrees
- Flattery will get you anywhere
- "technically..." (when it's not at all)
- nip in the "bud" referring to Taylor Swift's career in 2017 as if it was 'budding'

I guess he just hears these sayings, doesn't understand them at all, and so he forgets how they're supposed to go.

 

[Dontfeedthelulz]

@Dontfeedthelulz, can you perhaps comment on this claim:
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Given that he's thirsty as fuck on IG, I'd always assumed that he found you and pestered you with thirsty comments. And it definitely looks like he was asking you to interact with him in the screenshots that you've posted...
https://i.imgur.com/ImbraAz.png

I followed him on Instagram and added him on Facebook, but I didn’t start commenting on his posts (all innocent comments) until he started commenting on mine - all thirst, btw. After that, he started PMing me on Instagram.

So, I didn’t hunt him down and mob him to pay attention to me. I just silently observed until he started coming on to me.

 

[DrJonesHat]

His complete lack of self-awareness is a hole that can be seen from space. I marvel at it.

 

[GloriousScarf]

Forbes have named Taylor Swift their youngest self made woman. Brace for yet another rant about how she ruined his life.

 

[Vorhtbame]

Greer's insistence that Taylor Swift keeps doing things to cause him misfortune reminds me of this comic.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Forbes have named Taylor Swift their youngest self made woman. Brace for yet another rant about how she ruined his life.

It's amazing she's a pop starlet, yet has the ability to fell lesser men by...not doing anything. Is she actually some sort of supervillainess criminal mastermind and being a singer is just her cover?

 

[GloriousScarf]

 

[The Un-Clit]

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My sides are in orbit.

Edit: I kind of went off on him. Don’t wanna powerlevel but I had a rough week and I honestly detest him, so why not burn a bridge?

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Oh man, I haven't seen a cow truthslapped so hard since....well shit I've NEVER seen a cow get truthslapped so hard. I wish to hell I could Semper Fi this post but I can't so I'm saying it manually. The sheer power of disdain that powered that incredible slapdown was better then the one in that episode of Family Guy where Quagmire dropped an epic truthbomb on Brian the Dog, and that shit was scripted. Yours was from the heart. Or pancreas maybe. This was some fine FINE work.

It's sad that it will not be taken to heart since Strokey the Snowflake surely immediately stopped processing and slammed up a mental wall right after the first sentence. Still, even if it dosen't cause him to and re-evaluate his life, it will surely provoke an epic milk filled response.

 

[Russtard]

Greer's insistence that Taylor Swift keeps doing things to cause him misfortune reminds me of this comic.

This been done yet?

 

[Unsuspecting Koala Bear]

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Shit lips got laid lol. This guys sexual escapades kinda remind me of Jamie Gillis or somethin, constantly on the prowl, bangin hookers any chance he gets. He should get twinkier, start shitting on prostitutes, and experimenting with his sexuality. Drop the lawyer stuff and the Taylor Swift bullshit and get into subbing at some BDSM t̶o̶r̶t̶u̶r̶e̶ ̶c̶h̶a̶m̶b̶e̶r̶ facility. I really believe in a creep with that kind of sexual energy no matter how retarded he looks.

 

[RebatsivePulsard]

Now if "The Google" serves me correctly, he posted that at around 0300 in SLC.

So much

Shit lips got laid lol. This guys sexual escapades kinda remind me of Jamie Gillis or somethin, constantly on the prowl, bangin hookers any chance he gets. He should get twinkier, start shitting on prostitutes, and experimenting with his sexuality. Drop the lawyer stuff and the Taylor Swift bullshit and get into subbing at some BDSM torture chamber. I really believe in a creep with that kind of sexual energy no matter how exceptional he looks.

Nah, I doubt he got laid. He’d post something about his awesome time with a hot girl. I think he just came across more material for his spank bank.

 

[Unsuspecting Koala Bear]

Nah, I doubt he got laid. He’d post something about his awesome time with a hot girl. I think he just came across more material for his spank bank.

yea tru

 

[xyrichard]

He often does these super-upbeat posts after a public breakdown. I think he's trying to convince himself or his followers that it whatever it was was just an "incident" and not the defining note of his whole life. He wants to appear to be a positive, good-energy and #blessed sort of person (like the celebrities he follows on twitter), but he can't keep it up for long. He didn't fuck any whores.

 

[uglytroll4u]

Yes Russhole, convince yourself you're Hugh Jackman

Kayli and Karlita doing God's work. Of course, he'll never tell us his bench PR #keepemguessin'

 

[Cilleystring]

Any guesses?

 

[Russtard]

Any guesses?

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Was gonna say Julianne Hough but she's married... maybe Kendall Jenner?

 

[Deadpool]

This has worked for him so well in the past. What could possibly go wrong?

 

[Rayleigh]

Another Russism, a 'rep' is short for repetition, you can't do 50 pushups in one repetition, the rep is itself one pushup. What he means is he can do one set of 50 reps before stopping.

I doubt that somewhat, considering his diet and how little muscle he seems to have on him. Also 'try' to do 50 crunches.