The Golden Knight (Original, Archive)

[Pine Tar]

"Would you see yourself looking good in power armor"?

Jesus Christ this guy is the biggest fucking dork ever.

My legs just crossed themselves reading that and I'm not even a woman.

That being said has The Golden Cunt ever even had sex?

No he has not. He apparently assumed that we're all virgins like him.

 

[Ti-99/4A]

Has anyone with a dA account and a lot of time and intestinal fortitude been archiving GK's Sonichu works of art? It'd be a shame if he deleted them and deprived the world of their uniqueness...

I've got his gallery downloaded. Going to go run errands and then grab the journals.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

No he has not. He apparently assumed that we're all virgins like him.

I love how when lolcows come on here they think we're all just like them.

 

[Poison_Ivy]

Back from my review *reads what she missed* I didn't miss anything besides the fact the girl actually put a "pic" of herself? Should be interesting....

This is a I don't want to miss

 

[Le Bateleur]

No he has not. He apparently assumed that we're all virgins like him.

When it turned out that not all of you were (right?), did he bombard you with questions about what sex was like?

 

[granitoons]

Jesus christ. As the guy you don't bring up the period to a girl. That's just a no-go zone. How the fuck do you not know that?

Certainly not after knowing her for TWO days. And in a tactless way. This fellow gets worse and worse. He's revealing stuff I couldn't even make up for a joke! It's like he has a list of all the most offensive taboos and wants to tick off the whole lot. And then write some more on.

 

[SparksterSanjulo]

I'm not very good, but I felt the insatiable urge to make some art.

Spoiler

 

[Jazafras]

Spoiler

Can't say I blame the ween for making up excuses to avoid roleplaying with him.

 

[Ti-99/4A]

I now have half of the journals. My computer and I need a break. Even it can't handle the smug.

 

[GamerGirl140]

Spoiler

Can't say I blame the ween for making up excuses to avoid roleplaying with him.

I'd often do that myself or just agree to roleplay with him just to shut him up.

 

[RV 229]

We gonna make a TGKki?

Edit: Or a Kiwiki I guess, to give it an identity outside of Christory.

 

[Ti-99/4A]

I have a 110 MB Zip file containing GK's gallery and journals. Some screenshots are PDF and after a while on the journals I just started right clicking the links and grabbing the HTML because I couldn't stand to read any more of it.

 

[Pine Tar]

When it turned out that not all of you were (right?), did he bombard you with questions about what sex was like?

It'll be nasty, brutish and short if he ever has sex. Also, the Chiefs will win the Super Bowl and Cthulu will reign supreme over man.

 

[Picklechu]

I've got his gallery downloaded. Going to go run errands and then grab the journals.

I now have half of the journals. My computer and I need a break. Even it can't handle the smug.

You're doing GodBear's work.

 

[Le Bateleur]

I have a 110 MB Zip file containing GK's gallery and journals. Some screenshots are PDF and after a while on the journals I just started right clicking the links and grabbing the HTML because I couldn't stand to read any more of it.

You deserve a suitably epic medal!

 

[Zenotwapal]

Spoiler

Can't say I blame the ween for making up excuses to avoid roleplaying with him.

Oh my God is Golden Knight REALLY asking her to tell her FAMILY about him? They met like a week ago. And already calling her "sweetie"?
Good Lord as if he hasn't hit new untold of levels of desperate already. Autism knows no bounds.

 

[Dr. Meme]

I have a 110 MB Zip file containing GK's gallery and journals. Some screenshots are PDF and after a while on the journals I just started right clicking the links and grabbing the HTML because I couldn't stand to read any more of it.

Mind putting that in a imgur link?

 

[Ti-99/4A]

Mind putting that in a imgur link?

I'm going to double check everything and will do that before I go to bed.

 

[MysticMisty]

That being said has The Golden Cunt ever even had sex?

Nope. He described how he thinks sex happens, it was very unpleasant to read. At one point he said the man and woman thrust their hips together as hard and as fast as possible. I cringed again just typing it.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

Nope. He described how he thinks sex happens, it was very unpleasant to read. At one point he said the man and woman thrust their hips together as hard and as fast as possible. I cringed again just typing it.

Well, this is what happens when people think of pr0n as educational...