The Golden Knight (Original, Archive)

[Ti-99/4A]

 

[Lil]

It's never a dull ride with GK.

 

[HG 400]

Possible new Kacey? Or another bearded man for TGK. She's playing way too much into his interests to be legit.

Yeah, I noticed her last night. Never a dull moment.

 

[Seahorses]

Yeah, I noticed her last night. Never a dull moment.

He moved on from you pretty quickly.

 

[Burned Man]

He moved on from you pretty quickly.

Shit if I lost both Dynastia and Heather I don't think I could ever move on. Oh GK are you going to let this pattern go on forever?

 

[Picklechu]

If they ever meet up, we need to send a guy in a Subway sandwich suit to rescue his date.

 

[Dollars2010]

Time to sit back, relax, and enjoy the wild ride.

 

[HG 400]

I told myself I wouldn't let him hurt my feelings, but this still stings a little.

 

[Le Bateleur]

If they ever meet up, we need to send a guy in a Subway sandwich suit to rescue his date.

"He knows DarkGunn!"

 

[Seahorses]

I told myself I wouldn't let him hurt my feelings, but this still stings a little.

Did he even send you a tablet?

 

[Burned Man]

If they ever meet up, we need to send a guy in a Subway sandwich suit to rescue his date.

Oh man, who would get to do the honors though?

 

[Picklechu]

Oh man, who would get to do the honors though?

I volunteer as tribute!

Spoiler: I'm sexy and I know it.

I do not, in fact, actually volunteer as tribute.

 

[Le Bateleur]

Tahaaaa!

 

[RV 229]

This Lisa chick must be friendly with HungerMythos. There's a corgi drawing in her gallery.

 

[caffeinated_wench]

Tahaaaa!

I keep thinking those are extra nipples on Jay. Like he's a sow.

And why are they, like, constantly in their underwear? We know that Jay, at least, has plenty to wear.

Spoiler: According to this, she's 19

I like how she's supposed to be a "strong woman" but nearly everything about her or just about anything she does revolves around Jay. (I'm so late to this.)

 

[Doctor Duke]

This Lisa chick must be friendly with HungerMythos. There's a corgi drawing in her gallery.

how deep does this rabbit hole go?

 

[Seahorses]

Tahaaaa!

If the little commas under his nipples are supposed to be abs, then what is the oval shaped object supposed to be? I would say his ORIGINAL CHARACTER DO NOT STEAL needs to get that looked at.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

The commas are ribs, I think, the oval is abs

 

[Observers]

I thought it was a grenade tattoo

 

[Protoman]

Fucking weens...

Yeah that's pretty bad. When Dynastia did it he was proving a point, this though it is just sad. I have to admit though I'm curious if GK will have learned from his past mistake and see through this ruse but I know deep down he won't.

iunno, i think it could end up being pretty funny. There's nothing inherently wrong with a sweetheart saga, you just need the right lolcow and the right sweetheart. just 'cause they're probably not from here doesn't immediately make them or anything, and so far the way they've handled this is intriguing. I'd be interested in seeing where this is going if an extended saga emerges from this shit.