DOUGH JONES ROY MOOURE

[Arse Biscuit]

Okay, so what's the upcoming final polls, everyone?

Still have 6% uncounted.

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

So this isn't Hollywood favorite Doug Jones? Meh.

 

[MeatRokket08]

Is this how Democrats are going to try and win elections? Call someone a pedophile without evidence and hope no one questions them?

Expect a lot more of this next year

 

[Robotron]

Yeah, but with Republicans, it'll be minor wave of salt that'll crest quickly. The average Republican voter didn't invest too much emotion in him. If Democrats lose, it'll be a tidal wave of salt that won't cease for months. They've been bitching for months, and if all their bloviating proved ineffective, they'll really go nanners.

Plus in my opinion, Republican salt tends to be pretty low hanging fruit in terms of it being pretty common and expected. The salty reaction to Trump being elected was a lot more interesting than when Obama getting elected.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

Truly Moore is the Repub's Hillary.
Fucking lost Alabama to a democrat.

Roy Moore X Hillary Clinton OTP!

 

[The Great Chandler]

Considering the net neutrality repeal and the tax bill are coming soon there's going to be left wing salt for months no matter what happens tonight.

Except for the Net Neutrality repeal, everyone hates that shit.

 

[Zoobles]

Boo, I would have loved to see a "literally crying right now" thread

 

[The Kebab and Calculator]

the best salt may emanate from the herd of lolcows in The White House itself.

 

[KM 749]

Fucking /pol/ man

 

[Null]

 

[MrTroll]

We should have a thread on Net Neutrality, since that vote is coming up.

Until the repeal actually happens and then all our ISP's immediately block us from viewing that thread.

 

[Henry Bemis]

Boo, I would have loved to see a "literally crying right now" thread

Men still exist, so you'll get one in ten seconds, don't worry.

 

[UnKillFill]

Damn, this is the end of Drumpf and Republicans.

Whether that is true or not remains to be seen... All that happened tonight was that a Democrat candidate *barely* managed to beat a possible pedophile, and it may even still be close enough for a recount.

 

[Doc Cassidy]

Mo Brooks has a shot now in 2018

 

[RichardMongler]

Plus in my opinion, Republican salt tends to be pretty low hanging fruit in terms of it being pretty common and expected. The salty reaction to Trump being elected was a lot more interesting than when Obama getting elected.

Some Conservatives VOTED for Obama on account of McCain being weak, especially after his initial response to the Financial Crisis of 2008. Richard Spencer admitted he voted for Obama just to see how things would turn out. If anything, people like Dicky Boy figured Obama's Presidency would present the perfect opportunity to get right-wingers talking about race again and build a platform based on that.

The most salt of any significance will be from us sad we lost the opportunity to indulge in Progressive suffering.

 

[UnKillFill]

apparently there was anti democrat voter suppression too so this is even funnier.

The Democrats always claim that. If it were true, there would be consequences, and there never are.

 

[Dirt McGirt]

Truly Moore is the Repub's Hillary.
Fucking lost Alabama to a democrat.

Didn't Moore kinda fuck around for the past couple weeks and didn't campaign much?​

 

[bearycool]

Honestly, may I actually say something here for a very hot minute? It's going to be a wee bit autistic.

In truth, I'm glad he didn't win namely just because of his anti-LGBTQ rhetoric-- then again, that's Alabama for you lol. I don't give a shit with the pedophile allegations-- I could joke about that all night. My main beef was his constant screaming the gays will end the world, and using churches as a stage for politics. I do have a firm belief of separation of church and state as an independent. But again, that's Alabama for you: they love their kid-sisters and church. Nevertheless, as a gay man myself I can't turn blind ear or eye to something like that, and that would of been a thing that would of made the salt from democrats taste a little iffy for me.

...beyond that Autism, I am seriously surprise Alabama went democratic; I was expecting Moore to win and enjoy the salt that would've overflowed. But... guess we'll have to do with some salt from the half who voted for Moore instead.

 

[tehpope]

Mo Brooks has a shot now in 2018

His name is so black, but nigga's white.

 

[The Kebab and Calculator]

All that happened tonight was that a Democrat candidate *barely* managed to beat a possible pedophile, and it may even still be close enough for a recount.

Errrr.... in Alabama.

The Pedo's only hope is a 0.5% margin triggering a recount... then watch the witchcraft.