DOUGH JONES ROY MOOURE

[tehpope]

AP just called it for Jones.

 

[MrTroll]

Best case salt scenario: Jones wins tonight by tiny margin but Our Boy Roy wins the recount.

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

No matter who "wins" the NaCl will flow.

 

[DragoonSierra]

I hope Roy Moore calls for a recount.

 

[Trash Eater]

Damn, this is the end of Drumpf and Republicans.

 

[bearycool]

Just remember, folks: you're going to get salt no matter who wins.

 

[ObeseScreamingBlackMan]

no one even know who the fuck Doug Jones is, their just voting against the (possible) pedo.

TBH the only time you should vote for a paedo is when voting for Lolcow of the Year.

 

[Arse Biscuit]

Best case salt scenario: Jones wins tonight by tiny margin but Our Boy Roy wins the recount.

If Moore doesn't pick up a quarter percent, there won't be a recount.

 

[MrTroll]

I hope Roy Moore calls for a recount.

Alabama law requires an automatic recount if margin of victory is 0.5% or less. So yeah a recount is probably happening.

 

[Robotron]

Just remember, folks: you're going to get salt no matter who wins.

I frankly would have prefered left wing salt, but beggars can't be choosers.

 

[NIGGO KILLA]

 

[KM 749]

Whatever happens, we can be happy that Hillary didn't win anything.

 

[The Great Chandler]

Damn, this is the end of Drumpf and Republicans.

Not exactly, you still have the Senate and Representatives to plow through. In that case, it'll be much harder since they haven't diddled any 14 year olds.

 

[MeatRokket08]

Watch out for more kiddy molestation accusations in the next year

 

[bearycool]

Okay, so what's the upcoming final polls, everyone?

 

[MrTroll]

I frankly would have prefered left wing salt, but beggars can't be choosers.

Considering the net neutrality repeal and the tax bill are coming soon there's going to be left wing salt for months no matter what happens tonight.

 

[r4ndom]

apparently there was anti democrat voter suppression too so this is even funnier.

 

[RichardMongler]

Just remember, folks: you're going to get salt no matter who wins.

Yeah, but with Republicans, it'll be minor wave of salt that'll crest quickly. The average Republican voter didn't invest too much emotion in him. If Democrats lose, it'll be a tidal wave of salt that won't cease for months. They've been bitching for months, and if all their bloviating proved ineffective, they'll really go nanners.

 

[Randall Fragg]

Truly Moore is the Repub's Hillary.
Fucking lost Alabama to a democrat.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Is this how Democrats are going to try and win elections? Call someone a pedophile without evidence and hope no one questions them?