DOUGH JONES ROY MOOURE

[UnKillFill]

I really REALLY hope Jones loses. I couldn't care less about either of them, mind you... I don't want to hear the gloating from the social justards if their guy manages to win. As if *barely* beating a potential pedo is some great accomplishment. And their salt if Moore wins will be glorious.

 

[Shokew]

OK, so did Moore really rape anyone? Or is that a lie to cover someone else's ass??

 

[Null]

oooooooo

DO YOU LIKE
MY CAR

 

[NG 070]

Doug Jones was great in Pan's Labyrinth and Hellboy, y'all.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

 

[Yeeb-Renzo]

what?

 

[Doctor Stan]

Roy Moore, you dirty whore.
Doug Jones, you suck on bones.

Jeb is the only one in my heart.

NEAAAAAAAR FAAAAAAAAAR WHEREEEEEVER JEBS ARE! I BELIEVE THAT THE JEB GOES OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

 

[The_Truth]

Moore is going to win it hands down, Democrats couldn't win in the initial election when it was Doug Jones vs. 14 random Republicans including Moore.

At the end of the day if you're a Republican what's Doug Jones' selling point? He's anti-gun, soft on crime, and doesn't have an economy plan.

It's like Democrats still haven't learned their platform is toxic and they can't win elections on outrage.

 

[ICametoLurk]

 

[GS 281]

My friend said the following about this entire thing during my last psychology class:

"The first thing he is going to do is ban abortion; I mean, how else is Moore going to get a fresh supply of little girls?"

Needless to say, I was traumatized.

just abort fgts

 

[KM 749]

OK, so did Moore really rape anyone? Or is that a lie to cover someone else's ass??

Who cares when either way, his victory will clearly prove that the Russians have hacked even deeper into our political system?

 

[UnKillFill]

Fucking screech in my ear about how I just care about the salt and not kids.

Fuck the kids. Oh wait, that's how we got into this mess.

 

[bearycool]

just abort fgts

"Okay, I may have diddled the children-- BUT FAGGOTS HAVE SEX IN THE BUTT!!!! Clearly, who is the more deviant one? Amen, Praise Jesus"

 

[ForgedBlades]

 

[Ruin]

I just want to point out that the shitty polls people are sperging over have a weighted R+8 when Alabama is R+27. So expect Trump tier polling salt when Moore wins.

 

[tehpope]

 

[Doug_Hitzel]

Moore is going to win it hands down, Democrats couldn't win in the initial election when it was Doug Jones vs. 14 random Republicans including Moore.

Doug Jones doesn't even live in the District.

At the end of the day if you're a Republican what's Doug Jones' selling point? He's anti-gun, soft on crime, and doesn't have an economy plan.

It's like Democrats still haven't learned their platform is toxic and they can't win elections on outrage.

Nothing makes people happier than out-of-state knowitalls calling them “country hicks” and telling them not to vote for Roy Moore. Solid tactics, man.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

Who cares when either way, his victory will clearly prove that the Russians have hacked even deeper into our political system?

The Russians hacked Roy Moore and made him sleep with a fourteen year old. Wake up, sheeple.

 

[Dirt McGirt]

This race is tighter than those girls Moore was with.

 

[ICametoLurk]