Twitter Jace Will Make A Sex Tape

[Glaive]

he more or less confirmed the number $921 welfare+disability this stream, not sure about how much the allowance is but considering it's all disposable income to him it's actually a pretty good chuck of cash. there is a solid chance that AIDS free hookers are within his price range.

Welfare recipient buying a hooker with tugboat money...
And I thought Jace spending it on airsoft and monster was bad enough. At least that is supporting some legitimate businesses.


Jace's porno background tune:

 

[CatParty]

Welfare recipient buying a hooker with tugboat money...
And I thought Jace spending it on airsoft and monster was bad enough. At least that is supporting some legitimate businesses.


Jace's porno background tune:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=29FsJam7F1U

http://cwckiforums.com/threads/jace-will-make-a-sex-tape.4267/#post-284233

 

[littlebiscuits]

Poor @FramerGirl420 .... cuckolded again!

 

[CWCissey]

So what's the betting Mommeh will walk in on Jace doing like they do on the Discovery Channel?

Also, is Jace dumb enough to upload it to YouTube?

 

[Goddessoftheshire]

Dude, dude, dude, dude DUDE, DUDE, DUDE, Press 1 for cum! Press 1 for cum! Press 1! Press 1! PRESS 1! PRESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHN! *tactical barf*

TAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

I'm sure the barfing, farting, and belching will lead to an enchanting night of romance.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Poor @FramerGirl420 .... cuckolded again!

The man in the deagle suit tricked me again...

 

[Christ-Chan]

Needs a title.

Parkour Whore: You Will 69/11 ?
Bang Zone ?
Barely Deagle ?

Parkwhore Dude 69

And I never understood the "trap" thing - that's what I'd call a "bonus"!

 

[The Knife's Husbando]

(headdesk)

This dude gives a whole new context to the term "Special Ops".

 

[Dork Of Ages]

Jesus Christ, Jace. Can't believe you are doing this.

I expect the hooker to notice that he has a camera and get the fuck away from Jace.

Or maybe she will like doing that just to show her dick. Jace, you should probably wear some tin foil condo to stop the homosexual radio wave from getting to you if that's the case.

 

[DeckardBane]

So let's say he actually does pull this off, what happens when his mom finds out he brought hooker home. Or better yet, what happens if she walks in?

 

[Pikonic]

This will end as well as Jace thinks it will.
Everyone will know he's straight. Trolls will back off. DeagleDad will die and the marines will welcome him with top honors.
Sex tapes fix everything.

 

[FramerGirl420]

So who's gonna be the person to give me the late birthday gift of photoshopping my face onto the hooker?

 

[Dee]

So who's gonna be the person to give me the late birthday gift of photoshopping my face onto the hooker?

Me bb

 

[tobacky_vapor]

So is the hooker going to be an anime pillow? Or a blow up doll with an anime girl face on it?

 

[exball]

So is the hooker going to be an anime pillow? Or a blow up doll with an anime girl face on it?

It's a wolf pillow.

 

[KatsuKitty]

"Tomorrow I am going to break federal privacy laws as well as be an objectifying creep by recording a video of someone without their consent to prove i'm straight"

If he actually does this shit, I'm not encouraging it, and I don't want anyone linking to the video here. Go get it off twitter when Jace posts it.

 

[RetardBus]

UUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGHHHHHHH PRESSSSSSSSS OOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEE!!! UHHHH-UHHH-UHHH-UHH THAT'S SIIICK!!!!! GAMERS! GAAAAAMMEEERRRRS! OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH FUCK PRESSS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!! AAAAHHHHHUUUUUHHHHH HAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

[Heavy breathing for three minutes]

[Jace whispers to himself under his breath]

That was sick.. Dude.....

 

[Thetan]

"Tomorrow I am going to break federal privacy laws as well as be an objectifying creep by recording a video of someone without their consent to prove i'm straight"

If he actually does this shit, I'm not encouraging it, and I don't want anyone linking to the video here. Go get it off twitter when Jace posts it.

There is always the possibility that Jace thinks he can fool people. Maybe he'll actually be fucking a blow-up doll with the lights low and/or the video quality deliberately made to look blurry / jerky. I really can't see him pulling this off.

 

[copypaste]

Welfare recipient buying a hooker with tugboat money...

In Denmark and Japan disabled people get hookers directly from the government.

Spoiler

why can't i live in one of those countries ;_;

 

[Judge Holden]

Dude, dude, dude, dude DUDE, DUDE, DUDE, Press 1 for cum! Press 1 for cum! Press 1! Press 1! PRESS 1! PRESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHN! *tactical barf*

TAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

and then 10 seconds later when he looks under the covers at the prositute's crotch........

THATS A DICK!!!! THATS A DIIIIIICK!!! NOOOOOOO!!!! EEEEEEEEEEK!!! EEEEEEEEEK!!!EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!