💼 Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[RockVolnutt]

Bob seems really concerned with leaving Earth. Seems to be a common theme here alongside dictatorships and self-loathing.

If that's Bob on the right, how the actual fuck did he go from this:
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To this:
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Let's just say he took the 4 other people in that photo with him and leave it at that.

 

[Lensherr]

Some more sperging about the moon, where Bob says they should have made it habitable in the 1970s.

I never thought someone could routinely ignore reality so hard, but here we are.
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Please, Moviekebob is the last thing I need.
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Keaton Jones' mom is a worthless garbage human! He deserves no sympathy by proxy! REEEEEEEEEEE!
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I love how he flat out says “the bad guys” in order to accentuate his childish Manichaen worldview.

And LMAO @ the GlomerGoot caused Pmurt

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I love how he flat out says “the bad guys” in order to accentuate his childish Manichaen worldview.

And LMAO @ the GlomerGoot caused Pmurt

Pmurt only happened because of people like Bob Chipman.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

If that's Bob on the right, how the actual fuck did he go from this:
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To this:
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Must be the nonstop sitting and snacking

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Okay so this is really long and kinda autistic (the dude's avatar is a wolf so he's pretty much a furry) but this is a fascinating look at the Marvel movies and how the guy argues that they aren't all that great.

I feel that this relevant given Bob's giant hard-on for superhero flicks. The guy talks about how there are people who say that the MCU are the greatest movies of the last century and he almost describes Bob to a T.

 

[Emperor Julian]

So far I've got is changeling folklore as an explanation how that person turned into Movingblob,

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Changeling

A changeling is a creature found in folklore and folk religion. A changeling child was believed to be a fairy child that had been left in place of a human child stolen by the fairies.

I think they exchanged an ordinary person for a fat retarded Redcap/troll-hence the anger, eating and the fucked up appearance

Maybe his distaste of American workers is due to iron production?

 

[Positron]

Some more sperging about the moon, where Bob says they should have made it habitable in the 1970s.

I never thought someone could routinely ignore reality so hard, but here we are.
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This is just beautiful. Trump is doing what his critics say what he would never do -- to fund science. In the Obama era we have seen multiple setbacks about big-money science: the Jim Webb Telescope, the Space Shuttle missions, and FermiLab are the first that came to mind. But I guess having a negro on the throne is already sciencey enough?

Nash is dumb as a TGWTG is. The Moon represents the Earth's earliest geosphere that remains pristine, unaltered by tectonic upheavals, for 4.5 billion years. OK I grant that the very creation of the moon is a violent event that likely altered its geology, but it is still a very valuable subject for academic research.

Please don't @ me about what I'd "sacrifice" to accelerate space-travel. There is a good chance you ain't gonna like the answer.

You're right Bobby: no one likes your smelly diabetic feet.

Anyone who uses the word "optics" to mean "appearances" or "images" should be pummeled with a copy of Halliday and Resnick until they see the light.

 

[White Devil's Advocate]

WOW! Blobbo showing a slight shred of decency for once? My mind is genuinely blown the fuck out.

 

[The Nothingness]

Okay so this is really long and kinda autistic (the dude's avatar is a wolf so he's pretty much a furry) but this is a fascinating look at the Marvel movies and how the guy argues that they aren't all that great.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=BN619VtxGtk
I feel that this relevant given Bob's giant hard-on for superhero flicks. The guy talks about how there are people who say that the MCU are the greatest movies of the last century and he almost describes Bob to a T.

Ten minutes in and he announced that he'll do a similar video on why he doesn't like the DCEU. It may be as long as Bob's BvS series or not. Also in list of similar videos is his thirty-five review of Justice League that is titled "The Worst Movie of 2017". The guy seems to be doing his variation of the IHE thumbnail.

 

[cypocryphy]

Bob still isn't aware that the moon is too small for an atmosphere.

 

[Flexo]

Bob still isn't aware that the moon is too small for an atmosphere.

Plus it has so MUCH dust from the constant pulverizing (due to: no atmosphere) that any construction up there is going to have massive issues with it.

Of course I'm sure all Bob knows about construction he learned from minecraft but for the rest, small things can fuck up a project.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Bob still isn't aware that the moon is too small for an atmosphere.

Then how does Bob have his own atmosphere? Checkmate conservative.

 

[tehpope]

If that's Bob on the right, how the actual fuck did he go from this:
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To this:
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First pic was from 88. Blob's brother said the second was from a few years later. So that's probably Bob's dad.

sorry for taking the piss out of a joke.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Even when talking about a bullied kid, Bob still has to make it about people he has a hateboner towards.

Shaming and silencing a lesbian? REEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

Sometimes his inability to put two and two together leaves me at a loss for words.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Even when talking about a bullied kid, Bob still has to make it about people he has a hateboner towards.
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Shaming and silencing a lesbian? REEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
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Sometimes his inability to put two and two together leaves me at a loss for words.
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Kate has fuel to have a bunch of people dunk on Bob.

 

[The Colonel]

I think that's his dad on the right. So Bob grew up to be the exact opposite of his father. Good going Blobbo.

 

[Yoda]

"Never underestimate 'The People's' capacity to focus on and be moved by stupid petty shit that doesn't really matter,"
-Bob Chipman, a man that considers the cultural significance of Mario 3 equal to 9/11 and the JFK assassination

Every time I think Bob can't get any less self-aware, he proves me utterly wrong. I have lurked this thread for ages and he consistently delivers.

 

[link1234]

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For the record but I am sure most know this already. There is no review but coverage does exist. I wouldn't be surprised that Bob knows that but now on to better things instead of old done with controversies.

Shaming and silencing a lesbian? REEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
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Ok, so I decided to look up this Kate person because I like seeing people on Twitter roast MovieBob. Here are some things I liked.

 

[Pokemonquistador]

Pmurt only happened because of people like Bob Chipman.

It's not the MAIN reason I voted for Trump, but one of the bigger reasons was because I knew it would be a direct stab at people like Bob. You don't often get a chance to directly affect the quality of life of the world's worst people, but when you do, you hop on that horse and ride like the wind.

Also, why is Bob complaining about our losing interest in Space Travel? We didn't have the technology back then to do more than travel to it, and there were plenty of people who thought the space race was an expensive boondoggle:

https://www.theatlantic.com/technol...tten-opposition-to-the-apollo-program/262254/

Does Bob really think it was only radical Leftist killjoys who were opposed to the moon program? And does he not realize that a sizable portion of said killjoys were black people who thought the money would be better spent on welfare programs? That doesn't sound very race conscious of Bob "Eats Too Many" Chip's'man...

 

[RockVolnutt]

It's not the MAIN reason I voted for Trump, but one of the bigger reasons was because I knew it would be a direct stab at people like Bob. You don't often get a chance to directly affect the quality of life of the world's worst people, but when you do, you hop on that horse and ride like the wind.

Also, why is Bob complaining about our losing interest in Space Travel? We didn't have the technology back then to do more than travel to it, and there were plenty of people who thought the space race was an expensive boondoggle:

https://www.theatlantic.com/technol...tten-opposition-to-the-apollo-program/262254/

Does Bob really think it was only radical Leftist killjoys who were opposed to the moon program? And does he not realize that a sizable portion of said killjoys were black people who thought the money would be better spent on welfare programs? That doesn't sound very race conscious of Bob "Eats Too Many" Chip's'man...

Part of me wonders if he bought into the hype he might've seen as a child about life after the 2000s is going to be some sci-fi paradise and the fact it's more mundane has caused this obsession with space. Like feeling cheated out of something that only existed in fiction. It's not as if he stopped putting his hopes on unrealistic predictions of the future.

Imagine someone who's idea of the future was born out of cheesy retro sci-fi movies.