Random "What If?" thread

[OtterParty]

1. A moment ago - CatParty:
   @ Unbovvered, just make a what if thread

Now that Jace has gotten almost as popular as Chris, except with even more potential for all kinds of crazy shit to happen and a corresponding jump in wild speculation, I felt his boards are worthy of a "What If?" thread.

Rules are simple. Be nice to each other, anything goes. Have fun. Let's see if we can make this as stellar as the Chris What If thread!

 

[Bgheff]

1. A moment ago - CatParty:Let's see if we can make this as stellar as the Chris What If thread![/QUOTE]

Bro, did you even read the what if threads?

 

[CatParty]

Let's get this started then!
What if jace actually made it into the marines?

 

[Bgheff]

He'd smoke weed and do nothing.

 

[Pinhead]

what if people stopped trying to induce funny drunken posts by linking me threads?

What if jace blah blah john cena blah blah deagle israel blah blah cenaphone

 

[Garmfield]

What if Jace became the centre of a Religion?

 

[DeagleDad420]

What if Jace became the centre of a Religion?

I'm pretty sure that's the entire premise behind deagle-nation.boards.net and Deagle Nation in general.

He's basically trying to start a cult of retarded juggalos to worship him and follow his commands. Unfortunately, it's working.

 

[Garmfield]

What if Jace became the dictator of an actual country?

 

[A-Stump]

What if Jace bought an entire pint of eggnog?

 

[Bgheff]

I'm pretty sure that's the entire premise behind deagle-nation.boards.net and Deagle Nation in general.

He's basically trying to start a cult of retarded juggalos to worship him and follow his commands. Unfortunately, it's working.

Why is the unfortunate?

 

[OBAMATRON]

What if Jace made it to the bank?

 

[Garmfield]

What if Jace bought an entire pint of eggnog?

He'd drink it all live on a stream, become absolutely pissed and everyone would damage their lungs from laughter.

 

[Ronald Gaygun]

I think the answer to most questions at this point is "He'd drink wolf cum, vomit, and nothing else."

 

[Garmfield]

What if Jace became an Eldritch Flesh Singularity?

 

[Bgheff]

What if Jace was the next president?

 

[DeagleDad420]

Why is the unfortunate?

Because it's going to end horribly. I guess it's very fortunate for everyone watching from a distance and laughing, though

What if Jace became the dictator of an actual country?

The OP of this sums it up.

 

[Smutley]

I just want to know what would happen if Jace had a lazy eye.

Edit:

Also, @FramerGirl420, what if Jace-

 

[WachtAmWeb]

Let's get this started then!
What if jace actually made it into the marines?

or he'd just get lots of blanket parties. I know the Marines do take their share of dumbasses and retards on board, but there is no way Jace's fake machismo would stand up when he was surrounded by actual

Spoiler

big guys

 

[Dilbertmann]

What if Jace focused on being a cop than a marine?

 

[Dutchbash]

What if Jace focused on being a cop than a marine?