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He coulda found this chick on tinder though. Tinder has a thing where if you pay a fee your profile will be highlighted thus having a better chance to get swiped. Seeing how he wastes money on mobile games all the time it's not farfetched that he spent (rough estimate) $9.99 a month to get that face swiped right. (excuse my :autism:)
 
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No one improves their looks while simultaneously harming their own health. These two things are kinda interlinked.

Dunno about the rest of what you're saying though.
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They are people who smoke who don‘t seem to age as much and there are people who take heroin who lose much weight and look better (Look up Luna Slater here for reference)

But that‘s not the point.
His looks have increased, but he‘s now a 6 on the fat man child scala instead of a 4.

He is greasy and unkept, yes, but it doesn’t hinder the fact that he looks like he could be some girls dad which he wasn’t 5 years ago.
It’s a fetish for some girls, but the majority judge him for what he is.
 
I don't think it is unreasonable to be curious about Phil's claims, and I certainly don't think it's unreasonable to doubt them. Here's the thing, one way or another, he's lying. He's been calling himself a bachelor and bitching nonstop about not having time to do little things like go out and see a movie because he doesn't have the money and he doesn't have the time. He also has a history of mentioning that he has no friends and he's been pretty open about his trust issues etc. Phil is also very open about his general life details, and even when he isn't gaming, his tweets usually indicate that he is just at home binge watching shows and movies on Netflix.

Now, he's claiming to have a girlfriend that he's seen multiple times and has been dating for several months, at least as far back as the summer. I'll give Phil some credit, it would honestly make sense not to talk about his GF on stream, and this is a fact that he himself acknowledges. Of course, he instantly loses that credit by mentioning his girlfriend and then throwing out details about her.

Anyway, Phil is lying about something. We have plenty of proof that he has no friends, spends all his time inside watching movies/shows etc. It isn't a leap to say that this is the true Phil behavior, and the GF is made up. Or, at the very least, aspects of their relationships are made up. There have also been incidents about him doing this before, him exaggerating his relationship status with Leanna, and just plenty of other examples of him lying or being misleading about things.

This actually feels a lot like Phil's "emergency" situation, where he vaguely hinted at it a few months before he was ready to give more details, but then over that time he kept revealing tiny bits of information to keep people talking about it. Personally, I think there might be a nugget of truth to his claims. He's probably been talking to a girl online since the summer, and I wouldn't be surprised if they just very recently decided to start dating.

All that being said, I don't think it is worth it to pour through his social media history to try and find proof of a relationship. Phil isn't good at keeping the lid on things, once he mentions it, he's bound to expose more over time. Just like the mystery emergency situation, his fans will be as eager to talk about it as we are, and Phil can't resist having something new to brag about.
 
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I don't think it is unreasonable to be curious about Phil's claims, and I certainly don't think it's unreasonable to doubt them. Here's the thing, one way or another, he's lying. He's been calling himself a bachelor and bitching nonstop about not having time to do little things like go out and see a movie because he doesn't have the money and he doesn't have the time. He also has a history of mentioning that he has no friends and he's been pretty open about his trust issues etc. Phil is also very open about his general life details, and even when he isn't gaming, his tweets usually indicate that he is just at home binge watching shows and movies on Netflix.

Now, he's claiming to have a girlfriend that he's seen multiple times and has been dating for several months, at least as far back as the summer. I'll give Phil some credit, it would honestly make sense not to talk about his GF on stream, and this is a fact that he himself acknowledges. Of course, he instantly loses that credit by mentioning his girlfriend and then throwing out details about her.

Anyway, Phil is lying about something. We have plenty of proof that he has no friends, spends all his time inside watching movies/shows etc. It isn't a leap to say that this is the true Phil behavior, and the GF is made up. Or, at the very least, aspects of their relationships are made up. There have also been incidents about him doing this before, him exaggerating his relationship status with Leanna, and just plenty of other examples of him lying or being misleading about things.

This actually feels a lot like Phil's "emergency" situation, where he vaguely hinted at it a few months before he was ready to give more details, but then over that time he kept revealing tiny bits of information to keep people talking about it. Personally, I think there might be a nugget of truth to his claims. He's probably been talking to a girl online since the summer, and I wouldn't be surprised if they just very recently decided to start dating.

All that being said, I don't think it is worth it to pour through his social media history to try and find proof of a relationship. Phil isn't good at keeping the lid on things, once he mentions it, he's bound to expose more over time. Just like the mystery emergency situation, his fans will be as eager to talk about it as we are, and Phil can't resist having something new to brag about.
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what if he's dating his own relative?
 
So in summary this girl is most likely a fan with some level of obsession with Phil and could be a bit overweight. In that case I think I stumbled across a picture from one of their dates.

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finally listening to some of his pre-stream, he's paying 'her' a compliment for picking his Ezio halloween costume and finishes it with a huge snort and swallow

so romantic
 
I haven't listened to the prestream yet. Is this a digital girlfriend or does she physically live in WA?

If this girl is real she must be a superfan or completely fooled by DSP's con. Besides owning a home there is literally no redeeming qualities in DSP. He's fat, unhealthy, antisocial, in crippling debt, has no hobbies, ugly,unemployed. These are all minuses for a woman. I will forgive Leanna because at the time DSP was making good money and probably promised her the world.

Unless...this dipshit is lying an has a paypal with 100k in it and he's scamming his fans.
 
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I don't think he is lying, nor do I think he is being catfished either. Phil has made many exceptional decisions in his life, but he is not Chris Chan or Len Shaner. He is too smart (And relatively normal) to get catfished. But I also don't expect or feel the need to get any proof.

Because we are not the arbiters of Phil's life.. We're just people who are here to laugh at his exceptional lifestyle. And believe it or not, this is a step towards making his life a little less exceptional. If anyone thinks otherwise, then I highly suggest for them to take a critical distance from Phil. Because he is just not worth getting worked up about. For good or ill.

The only way her life would interest me is when Phil makes her part of his lolcontent somehow, simlar to when he let Leanna be a part of the gout streams, bth as a subject and as an active participant, but I concede that this is kinda inevitable, as Phil is the biggest over-sharer on Twitch now.She will have a difficult time, that's for sure.

Personally, I am looking forward to @BSV's reaction, I expect jealousy to ensue, given that he REALLY enjoys being Phil's sole source of validation and money.
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So he claimed to have met her? If so I wouldn't be inclined to doubt he is stringing along some fangirl. Seriously Phil is one of the luckiest people I've ever seen. A rabbit must have broken their gold plated foot inside his ass kicking the crap out of him when he was young. We all know how much things just fall into his lap and how usually sheltered he is from significant consequence from his terrible life choices. On the other hand I wouldn't also doubt that he'll fuck this up eventually just like he inevitably fucks every other relationship he's ever had.
 
Believe in her or not, i still like more concrete evidence before i believe than him saying she is real, but thats just me, just find it a little fishy that a number of things just suddenly pops up all together, he suddenly have a huge tax debt that he cant pay, he suddenly have chronic illnesses since before he streamed and suddenly got a new GF for 6 months, all with in a few days!

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So now she is going to break up with him if he loses the house?
 
Heres what this all is:
  • Phil has been seeing some woman for a few months, randomly inviting her over or going out see her. Whatever.
  • They finally start dating exclusively probably in the last couple of days.
  • Phil brings it up to the stream, now has another excuse for the fans to pay for his house and taxes for a future relationship... Because, we all know a house is required in every relationship
Honestly, i wouldnt care if he got a new girlfriend if he didnt lie so much. He was exclaiming how pitiful and hard it was for him to be alone emotionally and spent holidays alone when the whole time he was talking to someone.

And I especially wouldnt care if i didnt know where this relationship was going to go when she moves in. Which is pretty much being his full time maid and trophy to showoff to his fans, but even more so, the trolls.

Whoever this chick is, i hope she knows what shes getting into. She'd be pretty naive not to move in with Phil after a few dates and 5 months without looking at videos on Youtube of this guy lying and begging for money.
 
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Heres what this all is:
  • Phil has been seeing some woman for a few months, randomly inviting her over or going out see her. Whatever.
  • They finally start dating exclusively probably in the last couple of days.
  • Phil brings it up to the stream, now has another excuse for the fans to pay for his house and taxes for a future relationship... Because, we all know a house is required in every relationship
Honestly, i wouldnt care if he got a new girlfriend if he didnt lie so much. He was exclaiming how pitiful and hard it was for him to be alone emotionally and spent holidays alone when the whole time he was talking to someone.

And I especially wouldnt care if i didnt know where this relationship was going to go when she moves in. Which is pretty much being his full time maid and trophy to showoff to his fans, but even more so, the trolls.

Whoever this chick is, i hope she knows what shes getting into. She'd be pretty naive not to move in with Phil after a few dates and 5 months without looking at videos on Youtube of this guy lying and begging for money.
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One thing we could look forward to if this does turn more serious is someone more likely to spill the beans on all the stuff that Phil's hiding, than Leanna once this relationship/warranty on the human roomba 2.0 goes tits up.
 
I don't believe the girlfriend thing, but it's gonna be extremely hilarious if he DOES find a girl now and if/when he makes HER public he has to tell her to lie about how long they've been together to the internet.
 
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Wasn’t there a guy who pretended to be DSP on multiple dating platforms and had relative success even when he went full meme-mode with ACK ACK and doood?

I wouldn‘t be surprised if DSP downloaded Tinder and swiped right a few times for girls who looked barely legal.

Rate me Islamic all you want but his looks HAVE improved over time and he doesn‘t give a shit about the girl which is a turn on for those daddy issues ones.
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Yeah, he went from a deformed potato to a a person whose face is sliding off their skull with man tits and a balding goatee. He has looked like private pile his whole damn life. Attractive? Absolutely not. Unless you have a thing for men with FAS.
 
Does anyone remember that possible @BSV twitter sock account Chimichanga? Or something like that?

About 2/3 months ago she(possibly vidar) flirted with DSP after his breakup and asked DSP to slide into her(his) DMs which seemed to actually happen.

@KingjadVCMP I think you might remember this. It was talked about in Vidars thread Abit. Also @SirJamesDTech you might also remember this twitter sock.


How funny would it be if Phil's new GF is a possible BSV twitter sock, it's a stretch but I can't imagine he actually met a girl in the real world ever.
 
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Any takers on how old this new GF probably is?
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BeTheMadEagle said something about her being 38 and immediately corrected himself and said she was 28. I don't know if DSP said so himself, if they're close or how he might know but he seems to be a fan of his and the fact that he apparently misspelled and corrected himself does it make seem a little less fake.
 
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Does anyone remember that possible @BSV twitter sock account Chimichanga? Or something like that?

About 2/3 months ago she(possibly vidar) flirted with DSP after his breakup and asked DSP to slide into her(his) DMs which seemed to actually happen.

@KingjadVCMP I think you might remember this. It was talked about in Vidars thread Abit. Also @SirJamesDTech you might also remember this twitter sock.


How funny would it be if Phil's new GF is a possible BSV twitter sock, it's a stretch but I can't imagine he actually met a girl in the real world ever.
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I doubt it, if he has a girl, its most likely a tinder/fan thing, most likely the latter, since "she knows about his career" but him talking about her then saying "oh but you wont see her she dont want her life on the internet like leanna" is low IQ.
 
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I doubt it, if he has a girl, its most likely a tinder/fan thing, most likely the latter, since "she knows about his career" but him talking about her then saying "oh but you wont see her she dont want her life on the internet like leanna" is low IQ.
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Plus she's probably a fattie so Phil can't really use her as a status symbol (visually, anyway) he same way he used Leanna
 
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