DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Cipher]

 

[Drip Feed]

Plus she's probably a fattie so Phil can't really use her as a status symbol (visually, anyway) he same way he used Leanna

True, i think she might be a bit on the larger side, we might need the paypigs to sustain her too, i dont think its even serious at all though, he has a way with over exaggerating so its all a grain of salt.

 

[JamFlowMan]

Phil said if his fans gave him enough money to pay his taxes in January (~10k) he would do a "special girlfriend reveal." He is already whoring this girl out for pennies on Twitch. He never fails to come up with another scummy scheme. Thank god he only wants to squeeze money out of autists on Twitch and not have the drive to come up with something like a big scam targeting the elderly. Actually I guess if you count his parents he actually did that, damn.

 

[JackEastriver]

This whole thing, assuming it's legit, just stinks of a desperation rebound to prove he totally doesn't need she-who-shall-not-be-named.

They'll be finished by March, most likely sooner if he actually tries whoring her reveal out for shekels.

 

[Shark]

He just RQ’d the darkest side of the moon, technically. But he’s going to keep doing it for the full hour.

HE IS NOW TRYING TO DO THE FROG GLITCH TO SKIP THE WHOLE THING

 

[Drip Feed]

for anyone that hasn't seen it and dont want to watch the tard vlog.

 

[Hicred]

He just RQ’d the darkest side of the moon, technically. But he’s going to keep doing it for the full hour.

HE IS NOW TRYING TO DO THE FROG GLITCH TO SKIP THE WHOLE THING

He seems extremely angry, lately.

 

[shekelshoah666]

BSV sending people to the "gulag" in chat if they say anything negative about the glitch lol.

 

[Shark]

Well, he did the frog skip. Gloated and said he beat it legit. “Trololo”

 

[Freshtodeath]

Ok i listened to the prestream. It almost sounds like the girl is made up. It seems like he made her up to goad people into donating and keeping his house. If he brings her on camera I will eat my words obviously.

 

[AmericFront]

If this girlfriend actually exists, i will print out all of the kiwi farms pages related to his secret and totally real girlfriend and devour them. I really wonder how his parents feel over the fact that their son basically lives off of begging and goes around making up girlfriends in order to get more money

 

[Dirt McGirt]

This is weird when you think about it. I don't really think she's fake, but the way he brought her up and talked about her reads exactly like how he would if she was fake with shit like him saying that now he has to stay in the house now cause he has a relationship to maintain and that he needs this giant space just in case. "She wanted me to talk about it today". Who in their right mind would be wanting their boyfriend to announce that he is in a True and Honest relationship now on his livestream to an audience of strangers?

 

[grump]

We might know more definitively whether the gf is real or not if he stops posting those shitty selfies.

In the latest Daily Snort he bragged about shopping at more expensive grocery stores because Walmart is apparently beneath him before continuing whining about being broke. 2:56

 

[Meta Junglira]

If you ask me...

This girlfriend of his is fake and an attempt to get his fans to pay more money to him. Think about it...

'Oh, guys! I have a girlfriend and I met her 3 times already but I won't tell you anything about her other than she exists. If I have to suddenly move, I'll have to break up with her and you guys want to keep me happy, right?'

He's claiming that he has a girlfriend as an incentive to his fans to keep him happy so they would give more money to him. If he can't pay his taxes, he'll have to break up with her and then he'll be sad and his fans don't want him sad.

So he's making up a girlfriend and his fans are dumb enough to believe it. They believe everything he says to the point where if he said 'You guys have an incurable cancer and the only way to cure yourself is to pay all my taxes' and they'd believe it.

 

[SilkyEnigma]

In the latest Daily Snort he bragged about shopping at more expensive grocery stores because Walmart is apparently beneath him before continuing whining about being broke. 2:56

https://youtube.com/watch?v=C3L1MDzF2rQ

DSP:

• Too American for Walmart groceries.
• Not American enough to pay all his taxes every year.

#ClassicHypocrisySydePhil

 

[Noob-Noob]

Saw this on twitter.

 

[Keystone]

If this girlfriend actually exists, i will print out all of the kiwi farms pages related to his secret and totally real girlfriend and devour them. I really wonder how his parents feel over the fact that their son basically lives off of begging and goes around making up girlfriends in order to get more money

Gonna hold you to that. And no pussying out by liquefying the pages and drinking them.

Saw this on twitter.
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It's missing his mole, but pretty good otherwise

 

[grump]

I don't think he is lying, nor do I think he is being catfished either. Phil has made many exceptional decisions in his life, but he is not Chris Chan or Len Shaner. He is too smart (And relatively normal) to get catfished. But I also don't expect or feel the need to get any proof.

Are we still talking about Phil? Nah....I would go more toward lucky as shit. Something, call it Lady Luck, call it aliens watching over him, or him having stumbled upon some niche or confluence of circumstances or some combination allow him to live in away and make choices that would kill, maim, or bankrupt others who tried to replicate it 10x over while being an obnoxious pig cunt. I would believe this far before I would call Phil's life normal or smart.

One little thing I might hedge on is that more and more he says so much stupid shit that its hard to shake the feeling that its partially an act so I'll give you that.

Because we are not the arbiters of Phil's life.. We're just people who are here to laugh at his exceptional lifestyle. And believe it or not, this is a step towards making his life a little less exceptional.
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I'll believe it when I see it.

 

[Detractress]

I think that the girl may be real, likely from match.com or some similar service.

I do suspect she's overweight, that not being a bad thing for Phil. Two fatties made for each other. I suspect she's 25. The under 30 demographic tends to put a great deal of weight on "omg you OWN your own house? how adult of you! You must have your life together!" Usually in that 25-30 range they're not as concerned about their own future and make many financial mistakes.

What I worry about is that Phil is going to turn her into his maid and chef and ruin her credit trying to get more credit cards and "business loans". If he even THINKS about doing that to this poor girl....

Otherwise, I really dont care too much about the girlfriend reveal. Not a big deal, he'll spend lavishly while ebegging for cash, and he'll neglect his tax obligation. He'll lose the house, the GF, everything. The GF may very well become his downfall as he attempts the pigroach mating ritual. This spring you'll see him instaspamming pictures from his "staycation" with the new GF, all the while crying poor.

 

[Dragoonism]

Phil said if his fans gave him enough money to pay his taxes in January (~10k) he would do a "special girlfriend reveal."

"Guys i have some good news and some bad news! The good news is, snooooooort, is that we hit the goal, the bad ones is that my new GF broke up with me, it is a shame since i really loved her and she really loved me and wanted to move in with me and take care of me, but, buuuuuurp snoooooooort, big one lol, but those evil detractors somehow found out who she was and started to harass her and her family and her friends and her job, so we decided she couldn't be with me anymore, so guys as you can figure out im having a really hard time now and it would really help and cheer me up if you pledge some extra on my Patreon and then cheered a lot during the stream, it would cheer up such a depressed and heartbroken person like me, snooooooooort!"