DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Jotaro]

There was that moment over the summer where people thought that DSP was talking to some woman in the background briefly during one of his streams. People put forth the possibility that he had a new daughter-maid but most of us, for obvious reasons, found it to be incredibly unlikely. It could well be true though, there are a lot of mentally ill people out there or females trying to get a free ride in life. Maybe Vidar introduced Phil to his sister, since she seems to be a fan too. Or is that his father? idk.

 

[Dragoonism]

There's an instagram acc with cat pics and the like, sorry for not pointing out that I was researching on instagram as well.

Been checking out "her" twitter and you have to go about 3-4 years back for personal tweets, so i take back the bot thing!

 

[Rare Drop]

The girlfriend ain't real until Phil starts shitting on Leanna's entire time with him, right down to the day they met.

 

[Um Oh Ah Yeah]

Hmmm, if she's a real (internet) girlfriend, and isn't a US citizen, then it won't last long. There's no way Phil would meet the standards for a k-1 or even a spousal visa, especially if hes currently got tax problems (you have to be able to prove that you have several thousand dollars on hand, and if he does then the tax man's gonna want it. They also check your credit and job history. You need to be able to prove that neither of you will become a drain on society).

 

[TurboSwine]

The girlfriend ain't real until Phil starts shitting on Leanna's entire time with him, right down to the day they met.

He never will. I think he knows that if he tries to go off on Leanna she will go scorched Earth on his ass. He has much more to lose.

 

[BrunoMattei]

Hmmm, if she's a real (internet) girlfriend, and isn't a US citizen, then it won't last long. There's no way Phil would meet the standards for a k-1 or even a spousal visa, especially if hes currently got tax problems (you have to be able to prove that you have several thousand dollars on hand, and if he does then the tax man's gonna want it. They also check your credit and job history. You need to be able to prove that neither of you will become a drain on society).

What if it's someone trying to get with him and marry him just to get American citizenship? That's the only other possibility because I can't see any woman on this planet (aside from the really fucked up ones) who would find Phil even remotely tolerable let alone attractive.

 

[UncleTusky]

So Christmas will be the health issue for pity bucks, January will be the "fundraiser" for pity bucks, and now he is planting the seeds for February that is fake girlfriend broke up with him on Valentines day, maybe he'll even blame it on detractors, for pity bucks. Can't wait for March.

Income and property taxes are due in mid-April, expect him to start begging for that by mid-March. Then we can look forward to him demanding pitybux from May through August because, to hear him tell it, there are no new games around then.

I will echo what others have said and either Phil is making up that he has another girlfriend (just like when he made up that he had a fiance way back when he was on the GameHeroes forum) or perhaps he thinks the prostitute he uses on a semi-regular basis counts as a girlfriend?

He also made up a fake girlfriend in his early days on YT: He did a vlog of himself at a Renaissance fair and claimed that his girlfriend was with him but too shy to appear on camera.

Wow, now that I write it out that's literally John Flynt's excuse for why he needed a stand-in for "Lauren Milovy"

 

[Dragoonism]

What if it's someone trying to get with him and marry him just to get American citizenship? That's the only other possibility because I can't see any woman on this planet (aside from the really fucked up ones) who would find Phil even remotely tolerable let alone attractive.

Russian mail order bride?

 

[Shark]

Considering Phil has brought up Panda’s hospital visit, and Rambo’s texts. It won’t be long till he reveals this

 

[Schmeckel]

I think you're being . More like:

Wyświetl załącznik 321426

Ah, yes. Palmela Handerson. We already have evidence of her.

 

[AmericFront]

What if DSP's totally real girlfriend is a hooker from Backpage or craigslist

 

[Hicred]

• Apparently he cooked the sauce for her (did not tell if he added meatballs, so I no evidence about her being vegan like the white night I found).
• He does not know if she's a good cook.
• She baked something for him.
• They saw each other 3 times.
• She might be 28 years old if BeTheMadEagle did not make that up.

 

[Xenomorph]

I think we ALL know who his gf is

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

I wasn't following Phil as closely during the wedding/Fallout 4 shitstorm, but wasn't his prioritization of Fallout 4 the bigger controversy than anyone doxing Leanna's family during the wedding?

Russian mail order bride?

Oh I hope in my heart of hearts. Imagine Phil trying to deal with all of this while a pack of Russian moochers- I mean in-laws, start moving into his spacious home. He'd be eaten out of house and home by people who are far better at doing what he does.

At that point Phil would move back to CT and his smaller living space just to spite them more than the detractors.

 

[Drip Feed]

im putting my money on it all being a stunt to try make leanna jealous.

He wont say anything about this again till someone tips, and his answer will be like the "Emergency" "nothing i can say, its private"

 

[DarkSydePundit]

Hmmm, if she's a real (internet) girlfriend, and isn't a US citizen, then it won't last long. There's no way Phil would meet the standards for a k-1 or even a spousal visa, especially if hes currently got tax problems (you have to be able to prove that you have several thousand dollars on hand, and if he does then the tax man's gonna want it. They also check your credit and job history. You need to be able to prove that neither of you will become a drain on society).

He said he wanted to keep the house because of personal reasons and the move might be bad for other people.

Also wow that’s a fat arm.
Is it Fred Fuchs aka ‘posting fat legs’ all over again?

 

[PieceofShet]

When DSP and Leanna dated, HE WAS SUCCESFUL. Had a lot of money... did not look as bad as now. In a way, you can understand her.
But now? He is not rich anymore, he looks fucking disgusting, inside and outside. HE begs everyday... had a lot of controversary over the years... fappening etc etc.

 

[Xenomorph]

I think he is full of shit, I think he heard Leanna is seeing someone so as not to appear as a cuck at Christmas he is saying he has one too as to not appear pathetic.

 

[Jotaro]

I won't claim Leanna was a heavenly blessed beauty but she was slightly above average in looks. Especially for DSP.

It's possible the real reason he doesn't want people finding out who new daughter-maid is (especially since he doesn't leave the house to meet people it's likely some fangirl of his who would be aware of the detractors) is for the same reason he doesn't want to go back to Connecticut, because the new girl is a huge step backwards and we all know he views things in terms of perceived status

Leanna is the house in a gated community and the new girl is some rinky dink condo, if you will

 

[KingjadVCMP]

He has history of lying about it things such as this. Personally not even believing it until I see it, not gonna even try to investigate for more information. The onus is on Phil to prove he's not full of shit and lying again, until then he's just gotten even more pathetic with such a deceit.