The Golden Knight (Original, Archive)

[TopperHay]

I think he's one of those all bark and no bite types. The more times he talks about how tough he supposedly is, the more wimpy and pathetic he seems. If he was challenged to a fight IRL and not just a keyboard mashing war, he'd back out immediatley. Remember, this is the guy who thinks that going to war is the same thing as playing Call of Duty on hard mode.

 

[Bob's Fries]

Honestly I'd love to see CWC vs Golden Knight. My money's on Chris.

 

[OtterParty]

The only way GK would win in a fight is if it was someone (or something) smaller and weaker than he was. Like a bug. That's all I have to say on that.

 

[MysticMisty]

I don't want to get into the whole "I could beat him up" gimmick. We're all better than that. I would be absolutely fascinated to see him in a physical confrontation though. I assume it'd be like the CWC Fighter video. He'll know what a punch and kick are but he'd throw them insanely poorly.

I think it'd be more like Chris at the Game Place. He'll act big and bad but the second you stand up and become a proper threat he'll shrink back and go "LOL jk!" And then run away to say derogatory things about you online even though he was the one who tried to start a fight.

 

[Coster]

I think he's one of those all bark and no bite types. The more times he talks about how tough he supposedly is, the more wimpy and pathetic he seems. If he was challenged to a fight IRL and not just a keyboard mashing war, he'd back out immediatley. Remember, this is the guy who thinks that going to war is the same thing as playing Call of Duty on hard mode.

 

[TopperHay]

This is brilliant. I always found it hilarious how he's obsessed with becoming an 'epic badass warrior with golden battle armour' yet is a huge fan of The Powerpuff Girls, going so far as to say "By Blossom" when he's upset. Now I can never watch the PPG's again without thinking of this

. Also, I always found it weird how his favourite is Blossom. No-one likes Blossom. Everyone I've ever known had either Bubbles or Buttercup as their favourite.

 

[Le Bateleur]

Because when it comes to intimidating it goes Brock Lesnar, Mark Hunt, the mullet kid with the bootleg Duke Nukem shirt and Jon Jones.

I've never heard GK's voice, but I can imagine it sounding a bit like Brock's...

 

[Coster]

I've never heard GK's voice, but I can imagine it sounding a bit like Brock's...

He had videos posted that're sadly gone now - it's bad. Pretty high pitched + shaky.

This is brilliant. I always found it hilarious how he's obsessed with becoming an 'epic badass warrior with golden battle armour' yet is a huge fan of The Powerpuff Girls, going so far as to say "By Blossom" when he's upset. Now I can never watch the PPG's again without thinking of this

. Also, I always found it weird how his favourite is Blossom. No-one likes Blossom. Everyone I've ever known had either Bubbles or Buttercup as their favourite.

You forget that he's obsessed with redheads.

Spoiler: "What's that? An EPIC ACTION HEROINE redhead?!"

 

[CWCissey]

He had videos posted that're sadly gone now - it's bad. Pretty high pitched + shaky.



You forget that he's obsessed with redheads.

Spoiler: "What's that? An EPIC ACTION HEROINE redhead?!"

You know nuffin' GK.

Nuffin'

 

[TopperHay]

I've never heard GK's voice, but I can imagine it sounding a bit like Brock's...

Imagine Homestar Runner being perpertually grabbed on the arse every 5 seconds. That's what his voice sounds like.

 

[CWCissey]

Imagine Homestar Runner being perpertually grabbed on the arse every 5 seconds. That's what his voice sounds like.

I think you may need a video for babbies.

 

[TopperHay]

I think you may need a video for babbies.

Fortunatley for everyone's ears, he's deleted all his videos.

 

[CWCissey]

Fortunatley for everyone's ears, he's deleted all his videos.

I meant of Homestar Runner getting his arse grabbed.

 

[Burned Man]

Fortunatley for everyone's ears, he's deleted all his videos.

He might be wising up and trying to cover his tracks, perhaps for employment reasons.

 

[TopperHay]

I meant of Homestar Runner getting his arse grabbed.

I wouldn't put it past DeviantArt to be full of that sort of thing.

 

[CWCissey]

I wouldn't put it past DeviantArt to be full of that sort of thing.

Heh heh. Never has a sites name been more appropriate!

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

Hmn

Hmn. Ungodly Lazy Anus. ULA.

It's a new WWE team!

 

[Pine Tar]

Forget random forum member vs. Golden Knight or CWC vs. Golden Knight, I wanna see Heather vs. Golden Knight. She could probably level him.

Also, when any guy keeps talking about how tough he is or how big his cock is, it usually translates to I'm weak or my partner will never be satisfied.

 

[Le Bateleur]

Just been reading the pages where GK was posting, before Beardgate. I think I need a shower.

He's a horrifying mix of away-with-faeries whimsy ("just the way Maker made me", "off to adventures in fantasy land") and I've-got-sweeties creepiness ("I'm freaky", "I'm not ashamed of my hormones", the stuff with the little kids).

If he were all of one, all of the other, or even the second masquerading as the first, I'd know how to react to him.

The way that both sides of him seem to coexist in one big pool of egocentrism is just very unsettling.

He's a Manic Pixie Dream Nonce.

 

[HG 400]

Just hit the 48-hour-mark with no comments between Heather and Jay. Could it be Jay finally figured out how to use private messages, or is there trouble in paradise?