DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[FapCupFanta]

The “King of Retro” bit baffles me. He only has really gotten into retro gaming when it has been a goal for his Paytreeun. He isn’t particularly passionate at retro gaming on its own, and he is even worse at retro games than he is at modern ones. So why is this shirt tagline a thing? Is it because of the rainbow colors on the shirt itself? Is he planning on trying a massive rebrand of his persona, kicking off with retiring the edgy “King of Hate” nickname he grasped onto for far too many years? Probably not, so how does this make any sense whatsoever?

 

[PieceofShet]

The “King of Retro” bit baffles me. He only has really gotten into retro gaming when it has been a goal for his Paytreeun. He isn’t particularly passionate at retro gaming on its own, and he is even worse at retro games than he is at modern ones. So why is this shirt tagline a thing? Is it because of the rainbow colors on the shirt itself? Is he planning on trying a massive rebrand of his persona, kicking off with retiring the edgy “King of Hate” nickname he grasped onto for far too many years? Probably not, so how does this make any sense whatsoever?

HE DOESNT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT HIS MERCH. If someone makes him a design and its not offensive in any way, he just takes it. He dont give a fuck abkut now, nor he did when people told him that the writing on his asian style shirt was wrong.

 

[Dragoonism]

The “King of Retro” bit baffles me. He only has really gotten into retro gaming when it has been a goal for his Paytreeun. He isn’t particularly passionate at retro gaming on its own, and he is even worse at retro games than he is at modern ones. So why is this shirt tagline a thing? Is it because of the rainbow colors on the shirt itself? Is he planning on trying a massive rebrand of his persona, kicking off with retiring the edgy “King of Hate” nickname he grasped onto for far too many years? Probably not, so how does this make any sense whatsoever?

As @PieceofShet says, he dont give a shit, but i think it's also a poor atempt on trying to potrait himself as a big gamer back in the days!

 

[Freshtodeath]

jfc he's getting bigger. I wonder how much weight he gained.

 

[DiabeticSP]

I am so excited to see Phil play a racing game.

As someone who hates driving on shitty ass icy Midwest roads, it makes me feel better to know that someone out there has worse awareness and understanding of how cars work and drive than me.

 

[Top Cunt]

After todays rant about how stupid it is to drive to work we may have to limit our guesses to jobs you can do from home. Maybe something like Amazon customer service, until he is fired for the vlog where he bitches about how stupid all the customers are and how Amazon is screwing him over somehow.

Damn just when I thought that new car might see some use. I guess it would have to be some bullshit tech support or data entry job from home. The pay would be lousy but it would be better than watching 6 hours of TV a day. I'd like to see him work in a call centre though. They could play some of his remixes as hold music or forgo the music and put people straight through to Phil, 30 seconds of that and they'd be slamming the phone down. In all seriousness scamming his fans is still more profitable for him than working some entry level job so there's no reason to stop, yet.

jfc he's getting bigger. I wonder how much weight he gained.

I'd say conservatively a good 10lbs you can see his face has Phil'd out quite nicely.
Sorry about the pun

 

[Bryan Dunn]

I miss DarkSydeJackie Tries it videos

 

[neger psykolog]

HE DOESNT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT HIS MERCH. If someone makes him a design and its not offensive in any way, he just takes it. He dont give a fuck abkut now, nor he did when people told him that the writing on his asian style shirt was wrong.

Exactly. People probably need to keep in mind that Teesprint or Cafepress or whatever don't require any sort of payment to produce this shit and they don't print out 600,000 DSP shirts and sit them in a warehouse. You put up a JPG, someone orders it and some kid in china operates a hot transfer kit to put DSP's face on a tshirt or thong.

 

[Cvitanich]

I recall there being none.

Yeah the only one I remember is the one he did when he was fired. Sucks, it would be kinda funny to hear him bitch about his coworkers.

I don't know but I love when that whenever he mentions it he brings up that they gave him a certificate of excellence or something but fired him anyway, which anyone who isn't a dipshit knows is worth literally nothing and they will hand out them out to anyone gullible enough to take it seriously.

They probably fired him and promised to give him a recommendation and he thinks it's some sort of personal award or something.

 

[James Smith]

The best Helicopter Support Inc. and DSP lore is that he thinks the company went out of business after it laid him off. It's currently still operating and owned by the biggest military defense contractor in the world.

 

[Le Redditeur Part Deux]

The best Helicopter Support Inc. and DSP lore is that he thinks the company went out of business after it laid him off. It's currently still operating and owned by the biggest military defense contractor in the world.

Nothing he could do, dood. Bugged helicopter mechanics. Those morons who know nothing about selling and fixing helicopters DESTROYED his job. Ack ack ack. *snort*

 

[PieceofShet]

The best Helicopter Support Inc. and DSP lore is that he thinks the company went out of business after it laid him off. It's currently still operating and owned by the biggest military defense contractor in the world.

what? dsp said the company is no morr.

Also, after his father quit/got fired, whatever... so after that dsp went too. They probably tolerated him cause of his dad who got him a job besided him.

 

[Sid]

So dsp donates for this stupid patreon goal but doesn't do it for PUBG.

 

[DarkSydePundit]

So dsp donates for this stupid patreon goal but doesn't do it for PUBG.

No you don’t get it it was a TRUE and HONEST fan who wanted to remain anonymous.

Because supporting DSP financially is equal to beating up puppies.

 

[Confidential Baldwin]

So dsp donates for this stupid patreon goal but doesn't do it for PUBG.

The only people who care about that game are sheep dood! Thinking people want to see me drink and play bad Christmas games badly! Ack Ack Ack!

 

[CausticMinory]

So dsp donates for this stupid patreon goal but doesn't do it for PUBG.

He's gotta drink for Christmas, or else the ghosts of Christmas loneliness will come and cause him to depress his ego.

 

[JamFlowMan]

So dsp donates for this stupid patreon goal but doesn't do it for PUBG.

Well he said when it comes on Xbox he is going to play it anyway. He probably planned to put the goal off until the Xbox release and after Mario Sunshine he knew he would catch shit for that, so why not just pocket the pledge money.

 

[dspfan#1]

Just wanna give a big shout-out to Snort Burnell. You are the most and also the only entertaining detractor on youtube. God-level editing skills.

On a side-note, I wish Phil will never go away. Such an entertaining youtuber. Always makes me laugh.

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

Yeah Phil playing video games for 10 hours a day and then clicking "upload" on YouTube is such difficult work that people do it for free in their spare time (or all the time if they're unemployed)

 

[OneDaySon]

Yeah Phil playing video games for 10 hours a day and then clicking "upload" on YouTube is such difficult work that people do it for free in their spare time (or all the time if they're unemployed)

I dunno if it was a slip of the tongue from him but reminder that he now considers eating as part of his 'work schedule' so that hour he cooks food and eats is an hour of his working. He considers himself working around 10 hours a day. So its like his 3 hour first stream, 2 hour second stream, his hour of cooking and eating, his hour of "babysitting uploads" for both his first and second stream. (Which I guess for some reason when uploading he just sits at his computer staring at the bar going up? Yeah sometimes they don't process right but you don't have to sit and wait you can do other things on your computer. Sitting around and waiting for something to upload isn't even strenuous at all). And since he's counted it as part of his "work day schedule" a bunch of times before, the final two hours are him taking the bait on twitter and replying to every troll possible cause he still believes he 'wins' when he responds to them when they're just trying to get a rise out of him which they do so they win, and calling people who criticise him even if its constructive a moron on his forums then closing the thread before someone responds to his wall of text argument and proves him wrong. If its too late and someone responded to his wall of text argument, then deleting the threads.

Wow. So much worse than a 9 - 5 job! Fuck. Those school teachers have it easy!