💤 Inactive Andrew Dobson / Tom Preston / CattyN - STOP DOING SEXIST CRAP

I think it's a good rule of thumb that anything Dobson really hates is probably pretty awesome. I didn't know about Cinimasins until he started whining about it, and I'm now enjoying it immensely. He's got to be either totally oblivious to basic human communication or autism to not be picking up on the satire. It's really fascinating how dedicated he is to hating all things likeable.
More accurately it'd be his senpais who are oblivious to basic human communication or have autism. At least in this case.
 
I think it's a good rule of thumb that anything Dobson really hates is probably pretty awesome. I didn't know about Cinimasins until he started whining about it, and I'm now enjoying it immensely. He's got to be either totally oblivious to basic human communication or autism to not be picking up on the satire. It's really fascinating how dedicated he is to hating all things likeable.
Oh, he knows it’s satire. He just thinks it’s bad satire because not all the sins are jokes, so “clearly people will think they’re being 100% serious and not watch the movie, which is CinemaSins fault” or something. He says the videos should either be all joke sins and should state quite clearly that it’s all a big joke, or only focus on serious problems with the films and make no jokes at all while also making it super obvious that they are serious.
 
Oh, he knows it’s satire. He just thinks it’s bad satire because not all the sins are jokes, so “clearly people will think they’re being 100% serious and not watch the movie, which is CinemaSins fault” or something. He says the videos should either be all joke sins and should state quite clearly that it’s all a big joke, or only focus on serious problems with the films and make no jokes at all while also making it super obvious that they are serious.

This miserable needledick wouldn't know satire if Paddy Chayefsky and Jonathan Swift doubleteamed him in a prison shower.

Someone give him a copy of A Modest Proposal and watch him reeee-stroke.
 
Well, he’s not bitching about CinemaSins. Now he’s crying about what a poor persecuted artists he is.

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To which I respond with...

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If people make memes out of your art, you should thank your lucky stars that people give that much of a shit about you to even meme it in the first place.
Hell, there are webcomic artists who have seen porn made of their characters, something that should be 'demeaning', but they actually welcome it because, to quote Tycho from Penny Arcade:

"....at least it shows you care enough about the characters to want to see them fuck."

If said memes mock your work or your shitty work ethic, and it becomes viral, then that is reflective of the consensus that you're doing a terrible job or are just that much of an unpleasant asshat that really needs a good look in a mirror.
 
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Thank god us troglodytes have the few enlightened torchbearers, such as Dobby, who are smart enough to not only discern satire from facts but also see through CS' terribly dangerous shtick and tell us others what to think and those pesky CS-dudebros what to do.
I mean, Dobson is just such an expert on how to monetize humoristic content. After all, he's making a cool 50 bucks a month, so it makes perfect sense that he should tell CS what to do with their channel that rakes in roughly 3000 dollars a day.

So yeah, ever wanted a perfect example of what actual mansplaining is?
A company with a net worth of over a million dollars a year being lectured on how to improve their content by a guy whose networth is about equal to a soggy BigMac someone left under a kitchensink.
 
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The blue bear :autism: :autism: :autism:, it BURNS.

(This is a friendly reminder that people as :autism: as dobson don't properly comprehend humor most of the time, including satire which is why he needs it as subtle as a sledgehammer to even recognize it AT ALL--and he only understands his own sarcasm.)
 
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Thank god us troglodytes have the few enlightened torchbearers, such as Dobby, who are smart enough to not only discern satire from facts but also see through CS' terribly dangerous shtick and tell us others what to think and those pesky CS-dudebros what to do.

I'm so glad someone like Dobson has enough influence on me, the average dumb viewer to tell me that the type of humor I enjoy is wrong and I should feel wrong for liking it. Breaking the mind control of CinemaSins and these other problematic content creators have over my weak POC mind. What would I do without my fat, balding, 36 year old savior?
 
Well, he’s not bitching about CinemaSins. Now he’s crying about what a poor persecuted artists he is.

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Said no one ever.

Dobson still hasn't got over getting bad grades in art.

He hasn't even been motivated to stop sucking at it.
I get the feeling Dobson was one of those students who barely made any effort in any class and the teachers just graduated him just so they couldn't deal with him anymore. That would partially explain why he has little to no understanding as to how everything works.

Like satire, some people don't need to have the joke told to them like a baby Dobson. It's obvious because the channel nitpicks every little thing most people wouldn't, and that's what makes it funny- They're making fun of those incessant nitpickers. And considering the fallout with the director of the new Kong movie some time back (another thing Dobson doesn't get- that he complains about shit way too late for anyone), it's clear there's a larger problem at play here. And that Dobson's gotten the worst of it.
 
Dobson still hasn't got over getting bad grades in art.
He even created a character based on all the art teachers that were mean to him.
New to me, yet also totally unsurprising. And this guy thought he could just magically get a dream job at Disney after college?

I didn't know about Cinimasins until he started whining about it, and I'm now enjoying it immensely.
I like the "review" they did of the first Star Trek movie.
 
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This man spends his entire day staring at a screen and arguing with people he doesn't know from across the world about entertainment for children and comedic criticisms of art, and he wonders why he is depressed. Will he ever turn off the computer for a month and do something with his rapidly fading life? Not likely, I don't think he's even aware that this could somehow be contributing to his mood
 
at this point you can just make a bot that says
"RR CRITIQUE BAD"
"I SUFFERED THAT TOO FEEL BAD FOR ME"
"LESBIANS!!!"
at random, and it might pass for dobs
He did make his own bot at some point that mashed up various tweets he made. It was actually self aware and likeable though.
 
In the end, what will Dobby gain?

Cinemasins is still going to produce videos and make money. Everyones gonna move on to the next big thing. All the people who Dobby argued with are going to forget about the agrument they had with dobby and continue on with their lives. Maybe even become succesful artists.

And where is Dobby going to be?

Still in his room, alone, whinning about shit thats no longer relevant, while continuing to add people to his blacklist and agruing on twitter.

And he wonders why he is a prime example of what an artist should not be.
 
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It takes a special kind of :autism: to think that CinemaSins in any way going to deter anyone from seeing a movie because its content can be interpreted as a legitimate bad review.

I mean really, think about it: Dobson is worried that people aren't able to recognize that CinemaSins is parody.

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It takes a special kind of :autism: to think that CinemaSins in any way going to deter anyone from seeing a movie because its content can be interpreted as a legitimate bad review.
I wonder if Dobson ever saw any reviews from the Nostalgia Critic and took his stuff as legit (especially when he is just recapping movies he recently saw).
 
Anyone who takes CinemaSins seriously (or even watches them unironically) should just drink some Toilet Duck.
 
It takes a special kind of :autism: to think that CinemaSins in any way going to deter anyone from seeing a movie because its content can be interpreted as a legitimate bad review.

I mean really, think about it: Dobson is worried that people aren't able to recognize that CinemaSins is parody.

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i'm sure there are a few :autism: very :autism: special :autism: people :autism: that take CS's word as alpha and omega in movie critique. but these people are so stupid, they aren't worth really caring about.

frankly i think dobson just projects this idea of "I look, i see, i don't buy" because he knows deep down that's what he does.
 
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