🌟 Internet Famous Maddox / George Ouzounian / George Schnoz - OG Internet blogger, Author of the NYT bestseller Alphabet of Manliness, Cohost of the Biggest Problem in the Universe, Filer of the Lolsuit. MADDOX BLAST!

It gets even better. This whole affair turning into "Bitches Ain't Shit" by Dr. Dre:
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Dick's actions were "deceptive and intended to mislead consumers acting reasonably".

Does that mean he's coming at this from the swindly angle of pretending to represent all of Dick's fans? Who I'm pretty sure know damn well why they like Dick and not Maddox?

I guess we should just give him credit for not suing his ex for refusing to date him again.
 
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He's going after Asterios as well

I guess we should just give him credit for not suing his ex for refusing to date him again.

How much do you wanna bet that the blacked out name is his ex? (or it's Lauren Baker)

Edit: Doing research. Foundation Digital LLC is the company that Dick is co-founder of. Is there any legitimate reason he would sue this random company for this seemingly unrelated issue? I suspect not but I'm not versed in law
 
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Why is this filed with a New York court? Is it about patreon? I don't know if they are based or conduct business through that state.

And does that mean all summoned parties are expected to cross the damn country for this date?
 
Oh shit, is Maddox going full Alex Mauer/Digital Homicide in trying to sue every random schmuck and represent himself? There's no way he's getting good legal counsel, a lot of this makes no sense. This will be interesting
 
I don't know what he could possibly be suing for but his downfall from internet tough guy to suing someone $20 million because they fucked his ex is now complete.
 
How much does this Landau Group charge in legal fees? I'm curious to know how much poorer George will be after all this is over.
 
It looks like they're suing Patreon so maybe they're just doing it for publicity? Any lawyers here who can understand what he's actually suing for? Reading through it he just complains about Dick and others making fun of him.
 
Soooooo

Does Maddox have to prove in a court of law that he's not a gigantic faggot?

Yuh'honnah ... I makes the funnies on the internet and no one thinks I'm funny anymore
 
So armchair lawyers

What's Georgie going to have to prove here?

Favorite rape threat: "I'll be visiting you in your nightmares. With rape"

Edit... Oh God. He explains what madcucks is. Best part so far imo.

Aaand there's a kiwi farms section
 
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Just when I thought that Maddox couldn't be more of a little bitch, he pulls this shit. How many multiples of $20,000,000 is he suing for? Maddox, you fucked up, stop blaiming others because you became a lolcow. index.jpeg
 
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If this lawsuit had any merit, every shock jock in the 90's and 2000's would have been sued into oblivion.

Sounds like he's been trying to get Patreon to drop Dick and they won't so he's suing them. This is some meltdown to a guy sleeping with your ex.
 
So he definitely wrote this himself. No examples as to what Asterios posted, no explanation on how Dick colluded with KF to specifically target Maddox's GF. This is all just a ploy to get Patreon to drop Dick

Lol we're fans of two people I never even heard of before this thread? This stupid cuck needs to kill himself.

This guy wrote a book called The Alphabet of Manliness.

He needs to take that back, because at this point, he is the biggest screaming pussy of a mangina who ever got cucked.
 
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