💼 Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Foltest]

It's because you can insulate yourself from other opinions better if you never engage with actual experts.

This is why no socialist living today is an economist

or have ever lived in a country that tried socialism.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Well, Bob sees himself as wanting a stranglehold on entertainment, so he doesn't look much better.

If Bob was my son, I'd have dumped him in an orphanage. Kudos to Mr. Chipman for being a real trooper with his insane son.

F.

 

[NQ 952]

I always knew bob was exceptional, but man he is downright fucking insane.

 

[Positron]

> Hollywood.
> People of intelligence and reason.

Press for Daddy Chipman, for putting up with this worthless sack of shit for decades.

 

[Foltest]

I always knew bob was exceptional, but man he is downright fucking insane.

it is a fine line, but bob has been in the insane camp for a time now.

 

[BR55]

> Hollywood.
> People of intelligence and reason.

Press for Daddy Chipman, for putting up with this worthless sack of shit for decades.

Says Hollywood is full of smart and reasonable people mere days after the revelation that most of Hollywood covered for Weinstein for decades. Thats our Bob!

 

[Florence]

Well, Bob sees himself as wanting a stranglehold on entertainment, so he doesn't look much better.
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If Bob was my son, I'd have dumped him in an orphanage. Kudos to Mr. Chipman for being a real trooper with his insane son.

F.
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So conservatives attempting to make a point are evil, but Bob jumping onto every noteworthy political event and trying to draw some retarded parallel between it and pop culture is A-OK.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

Yeah social conservatives were the ones covering the liberal Democrat heavy hitter donor

 

[The Colonel]

He died knowing his son never amounted to anything.

 

[The Valeyard]

If Bob was my son, I'd have dumped him in an orphanage. Kudos to Mr. Chipman for being a real trooper with his insane son.

F.
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Now, is Bob going to attend his father's funeral, or will he go shopping for a new air conditioner unit?

 

[Tetra]

I always knew bob was exceptional, but man he is downright fucking insane.

He is special yeah. Merg wanna-be stalin with a failed book author and mario uberfan cosplayer and you get bob.

I do wonder if he regrets that Mario pic taken of him, it seems to be used everywhere people laugh at him.

Spoiler: ubermensch

 

[Monuklear]

Well, Bob sees himself as wanting a stranglehold on entertainment, so he doesn't look much better.
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If Bob was my son, I'd have dumped him in an orphanage. Kudos to Mr. Chipman for being a real trooper with his insane son.

F.
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What's even the point of the 140 character limit?

 

[Mola Ram]

I'm taking a break from Chipman-bashing for a bit. Fatty lost his dad; I'll give him space. Lots of space.

EDIT: Except to say this. I hope some Trumper who makes Bob's teeth itch and inspires his vilest rants takes the time to leave sincere condolences on his feed. The reaction would be revealing, to say the least.

 

[UglyOldJafar]

Well, may the father rest in peace and may the son hopefully start to suddenly develop more of a brain because now he has to take responsibility of his mother or something like that.

 

[NQ 952]

My father dying was one of the catalysts for me trying to not be a huge lunatic. Hopefully some good will come of this.

(Knowing Bob though, he'll wax poetical about mortality and compare it to video games somehow)

 

[KimCoppolaAficionado]

F for fatty's father.

 

[UglyOldJafar]

My father dying was one of the catalysts for me trying to not be a huge lunatic. Hopefully some good will come of this.

(Knowing Bob though, he'll wax poetical about mortality and compare it to video games somehow)

If he does that, I suggest just to say something about the superior future and how there doesn't seem to be a place for the Chipman family, if the latest tragedy is any hint

 

[Gordon Cole]

"I'm gonna take a break from Twitter."
*Posts about Marvel Comics being in the right.*
Well, that was a short grieving process.

...No comment.

Now, is Bob going to attend his father's funeral, or will he go shopping for a new air conditioner unit?

Well, if he skipped his grandma's wake to get an AC, he'll skip the actual funeral service to buy a space heater or something.

 

[Mola Ram]

Hrm, as Rorschach liked to Rorschach when he was Rorschachin'.

I was compelled for obvious reasons to remember the passing of my mom, which powerleveling aside, completely unmanned me for weeks, and it was months before I really began to recover, and just like Bob's dad it was after a long and difficult illness. And so I thought I should take it easy for a bit, because certainly, I thought, Bob would be too.

And yet this is what's on his mind as his father is being prepared for his eternal rest:

Clearly I have given him too much credit.

 

[TheImportantFart]

Hrm, as Rorschach liked to Rorschach when he was Rorschachin'.

I was compelled for obvious reasons to remember the passing of my mom, which powerleveling aside, completely unmanned me for weeks, and it was months before I really began to recover, and just like Bob's dad it was after a long and difficult illness. And so I thought I should take it easy for a bit, because certainly, I thought, Bob would be too.

And yet this is what's on his mind as his father is being prepared for his eternal rest:

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Clearly I have given him too much credit.

He's actually worse than Chris in that regard.

Even Chris had a longer grieving period over his father before he started sperging about pop culture crap again.