Szechuan sauce salt - Rick and Morty nerds are pissed

[K-7]

I'm 100% sure R&M has a huge rate of autist in its fanbase, this event confirmed it. There's no way someone sane would drive around for hours to go to each McDonalds near his house just to get a fucking sauce. The same sauce you can make with fress ingredients, from your local grocery store (helping the local economy and not an international business), would have cost less than the gas you would have used to go around all the MacDiabetes + the price of the menu or whatever it was bundled with.

 

[Johnny Bravo]

Figured I'd screencap it so nobody ha to actually go there to read it.

Spoiler: big ass pic

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I'll transcribe that for you:

Spoiler

Dear suckers valued customers,

Wubba lubba dub dub! Looks like shit got a little squanchy today, but we at McDonalds want you to know that we value your "burger time!" Rikki Tikki Tavi, bitch! Since you showed so much enthusiasm we're making sure you won't be waiting a hundred years and nine more seasons for more of that sweet Szechuan sauce, returning this winter (with a side of PICKLE RICK!!!!).

And that's the waaaaaaaaay the news goes. Love, McDonalds.

 

[Trombonista]

To be fair, some of the locations that were supposed to have it didn't. Still not worth rioting over.

 

[Robotron]

To be fair, some of the locations that were supposed to have it didn't. Still not worth rioting over.

Plus like I said before, this was supposed to be for one day only, meaning you were gonna get a shitton of people rushing for this opportunity.

 

[Ariel]

What are the going to do when their cartoon gets cancelled? Hold the CEO of Time Warner hostage?

 

[IceGray]

This is the new Minions fad?

 

[Ariel]

This is the new Minions fad?

Seems to be way worse. Minions were just a passing fad for children and bugmen. This cartoon seems to have attracted a volatile faux intellectual autistic fanbase.

Who wants to help me make a Rick & Morty themed IQ test app & website?

 

[Kiwi Farms dot net]

Just buy it at the grocery store. How stupid can people get?

 

[Sofa King Cursed]

 

[Florence]

So this is basically the new Steven Universe?

 

[emitter]

Teriyaki sauce is so easy to make at home from scratch. But I can only imagine that the complicated list of five extra ingredients that go into some sauce from McDonald's makes it completely impossible to replicate, therefore making adults sperging out in public like literal children who didn't get their MSG and cheap toy appropriate.

 

[friedshrimp]

So this is basically the new Steven Universe?

yes, but pandering to reddit than tumblr.

 

[Mrs Paul]

I'm 100% sure R&M has a huge rate of autist in its fanbase, this event confirmed it. There's no way someone sane would drive around for hours to go to each McDonalds near his house just to get a fucking sauce. The same sauce you can make with fress ingredients, from your local grocery store (helping the local economy and not an international business), would have cost less than the gas you would have used to go around all the MacDiabetes + the price of the menu or whatever it was bundled with.

"It's not about the sauce! It's about coming together as fans!!!!!" (Or something.)

 

[millais]

They are so desperate for it, they are willing to eat it off the ground after it has been crushed underfoot

 

[ICametoLurk]

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Rick-and-Morty-Authentic-McDonalds-Szechuan-Sauce-/132347818888

I like to image someone took out a mortgage or a student loan for this.

Oh and it's now at $17,200 dollars and 93 bids.

 

[Whatisgoingon]

Jesus, how retarded are people nowadays? Causing a near-riot because they couldn't get fucking mcnugget sauce?

 

[Malt Liquor]

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Rick-and-Morty-Authentic-McDonalds-Szechuan-Sauce-/132347818888

I like to image someone took out a mortgage or a student loan for this.

Oh and it's now at $17,200 dollars and 93 bids.

Autism,autism never changes

 

[vertexwindi]

They are so desperate for it, they are willing to eat it off the ground after it has been crushed underfoot
https://youtube.com/watch?v=fF0ReXhNzbc

I'm pretty sure if Rick would kill himself in the fourth season, all these retards would follow suit.

 

[Intelligent Calcium]

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I can't decide what's more enraging, the case or the mustache.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Rick-and-Morty-Authentic-McDonalds-Szechuan-Sauce-/132347818888

I like to image someone took out a mortgage or a student loan for this.

Oh and it's now at $17,200 dollars and 93 bids.

THE PLOT THICKENS.

 

[Maggots on a Train]

I think that bottle was a fresh batch. If I understand correctly, McDonalds made a few of those big bottles of the stuff and auctioned them off for charity or whatever a month or so ago.

Good to know. I imagined some dude leaving a bottle of food service goo in his garage, next to the anti-freeze and turpentine, for two decades.