The Golden Knight (Original, Archive)

[Seahorses]

Lol with that amount of stamina how does he expect to do all those crazy things to some girl in the sack?

 

[Sonic Speed Monkey]

First day at his new job and he already wants time off. No wonder he wants the 'easier' option of sitting around all day drawing and playing vidja.

I don't think anyone is really surprised. I wonder what'll happen if his boss says he can't have the day off, considering, y'know, he's only worked one day. I'd love to see how GK would react to actually being told no for once.

 

[granitoons]

Why is he so obsessed with massaging her feet?

 

[TopperHay]

Why is he so obsessed with massaging her feet?

Because foot fetishists quite like that sort of thing.

 

[granitoons]

And he says he doesn't objectify women.

 

[Lil]

>asking for a day off during TRAINING

It's like you don't want the job that you've been gushing about for like, what, three weeks now? Come ON, man, step it up.

 

[TopperHay]

At first I wondered how he could possibly even be considered for a job, let alone manage to get one. Now that I know it's a marketing/door to door salesman type job, the reason is pretty clear now. They'll hire literally anybody.

 

[HG 400]

And he won't get paid a dirty red cent unless he can actually close some sales with his business acumen and natural charisma, right?

How long before our hero discovers he's working 12-hour-days for no pay whatsoever and quits like a baby?

 

[Tenchi]

And he won't get paid a dirty red cent unless he can actually close some sales with his business acumen and natural charisma, right?

How long before our hero discovers he's working 12-hour-days for no pay whatsoever and quits like a baby?

Your asumming that he will work through those 12 hours. I can see the manly knight doing one sales pitch, getting told no thanks while the door closes in his face. Then going home to cry for 11 and a half hours, while wasting away cause he can't eat from the stress and hardships of work. Then "debriefing" with his parents for 4 hours on how he needs more tissues and money.

 

[Pikonic]

Any idea what he's selling?

 

[BT 075]

Any idea what he's selling?

Marital aids, Jehovah's Witness folders and Claymores.

 

[Tenchi]

Any idea what he's selling?

Hair extentions, foot massages and the soon to be a best seller "So you want to be a knight!" By the golden knight. Personally the chapter on how to get your super bad ass action hero girlfriend. It's changed my life forever!

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[DrChristianTroy]

First day at his new job and he already wants time off. No wonder he wants the 'easier' option of sitting around all day drawing and playing vidja.

God dammit GK. You worked a day, A DAY. Were you in the World Cup? Are you training for a title fight? Otherwise there is no reason for you to be tired after a day of work.

How unknightly.

 

[Sonic Speed Monkey]

Maybe I'm just biased, but if a salesman with GK's hairstyle came to my door, I wouldn't give him the time of day to even do their sales pitch. I wouldn't be able to take him seriously.

 

[Lil]

I'd just assume I was being punk'd if someone like TGK came to my door.

 

[wheat pasta]

I wouldn't even answer the door

 

[Seahorses]

At first I wondered how he could possibly even be considered for a job, let alone manage to get one. Now that I know it's a marketing/door to door salesman type job, the reason is pretty clear now. They'll hire literally anybody.

Autistics and CutCo. I swear.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

You want to take off the second day of a brand new job, and the reason you give is to "catch up with other people who have probably called" about other jobs?

This guy makes me lol.

 

[Backwards Harvester]

He's obviously biting off more than he can chew. I almost feel sorry for him. At least he isn't trying to snag multiple women now.

 

[CWCissey]

He's obviously biting off more than he can chew. I almost feel sorry for him. At least he isn't trying to snag multiple women for now.

Fixed.