Disaster Hackers can now hijack your buttplugs - Prepare your anus.

http://metro.co.uk/2017/10/02/hacke...ur-house-and-turn-it-on-6971070/?ito=facebook

I guess this explains @OwO What's This? recent hospital visit.

 

[ObeseScreamingBlackMan]

Watch out, Phil.

 

[NIGGO KILLA]

Watch out, Phil.

HACKERS CAN NOW HACK YOUR FIGGIN AND KILL YOU

 

[Hen in a tie]

Anonymous has gone too far!

 

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.......why...whhhhhyyyyyyyy the fuck are we putting bluetooth technology into buttplugs?

 

[stets]

New .......why...whhhhhyyyyyyyy the fuck are we putting bluetooth technology into buttplugs?

Spoiler: If you have to ask....

:autism:

 

[ICametoLurk]

Fuck, not only can they hack VCRs but also buttplugs.

No one is safe now.

 

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Spoiler: If you have to ask....

:autism:

Well good job, autists. Now you've given the world hackable asses.

Growing up watching sci-fi movies and cartoons, thought by now we'd have hovercrafts and be able to connect to the internet via usb hubs at the base of our skulls.

Nope, sorry. Instead we have hackable asses.

Fan-fucking-tastic.

 

[dunbrine47]

This is why my butthole is empty.

 

[neverendingmidi]

Yet another wonder from the Internet of Things. How did we ever survive without it.

 

[Linako 2.0]

 

[Mr. Duck]

The internet of things was a mistake.

 

[frozenrunner]

.......why...whhhhhyyyyyyyy the fuck are we putting bluetooth technology into buttplugs?

The Internet of Things is the most autistic concept imaginable.

 

[KO 864]

Is it really hacking if anyone could just connect to the buttplug? Seems to me that people really need to protect their booty and put passwords on this kind of stuff.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

My asshole is behind 7 proxies.

 

[vertexwindi]

The future of sex toys

 

[Nekromantik]

The hacking group better be called Upper Deckers.

That's a bad Shadowrun joke. Sorry.

 

[AnOminous]

Anyone who sticks a Bluetooth device up their ass pretty much deserves Russian hackers in their anuses.

 

[The Great Chandler]

VIRUSES GONE ANAL

 

[Dysnomia]

This is going to be bad when sex robots become more common.

I don't get the draw of bluetooth sex toys. Maybe some people like their long distance lover controlling them from afar or something. But if it can be hacked it will be hacked. No exceptions.