🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

Not Russ's account.

It's his legit account. I went back and looked at comments he had previously made as Mr._Underestimated, saw that they now had a different user name, and it automatically leads to the gonewithmydreams999 profile. All he did was change the name, but it's the same base profile. (Unless Mr._Underestimated was never him to begin with)
 
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I'm the one who posted about the IG account initially. I found it about 2 hours after he posted about the sorority. The account was already following 250+ accounts, almost all sexy ladies and various sororities and their members. There were comments on older posts, IG doesn't let you see timestamps unfortunately, but their placement wasn't on the bottom like it was JUST posted. I don't think his tone is off necessarily, he seems to change it up depending on who he's trying to woo and it he's been playing the Nice Guy card extra hard lately. I don't think it's weird that he used the photo from the strip club night, either. He kept up his traumatic photo of Ariana in his cubicle for months and he reuses really old photos all the time.
If someone was trying to stir up shit, they could have made it a lot more obvious like spamming the sororities' IG with lots of comments, but I had to poke around a little to find them. And considering that the account is doing things like sending girls gift cards and contacting model's managers for dates, this would have to be someone really, really elaborately and sophisticatedly roleplaying Russell for no reason. Unless someone else has intel, I'm going to go with Occam's Razor.
 
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Nope that was Jessica something. He has a few reporters he harasses. They should report him to the internet police.


I'm still unsure if that's Russ' IG account but the most compelling evidence that it is his account is that Russ hasn't completely chimped out about it. He reads this thread so he knows about it. He would definitely 100% take a screenshot of the account and post it as vindication of his victimhood.

There have been countless dummy Russ accounts but all being used to make fun of him. This is the first I've seen alleging to be him.

Knowing Russ as we do... he would post about this absolutely.
Yeah, I'm not convinced it is Russ, but if it wasn't, I would've expected another "These weirdos keep FRICKING stalking me! I've already called the @SLC police so they'll get their comeuppance. @FBI get these losers (screenshot of IG account page attached)"post. Maybe we'll get one soon.

And he kept that photo of a bad memory visible to the public for a long time. Can't be that haunting if he kept it visible.
 
Rebecca Cade is a sports reporter. Why the fuck would she cover a random bamboon's lolsuit?

There is nothing random about Russell's bamboonosity. You might even say he wrote the book on it.



8. "Hef was used to dirty carpets. The one in his bedroom had not been changed for years, and things became significantly worse when Holly Madison moved into his room with him as Girlfriend No. 1 soon after I moved in, bringing her two dogs. They weren't house-trained and would just do their business on the bedroom carpet. Late at night or in the early hours of the morning — if any of us visited Hef's bedroom — we'd almost always end up standing in dog mess." —Izabella St. James in her book, Bunny Tales: Behind Closed Doors at the Playboy Mansion

Russell: "Hey, our carpet is covered in dogshit stains too. We have SO much in common!"
 
I'm still unsure if that's Russ' IG account but the most compelling evidence that it is his account is that Russ hasn't completely chimped out about it. He reads this thread so he knows about it. He would definitely 100% take a screenshot of the account and post it as vindication of his victimhood.
There have been countless dummy Russ accounts but all being used to make fun of him. This is the first I've seen alleging to be him.
Knowing Russ as we do... he would post about this absolutely.

I agree, I think he's pretty embarrassed that his pathetic posts were found and doesn't want to draw attention to it on his Facebook. If there was a fake profile of him out there, he would have flipped out and sworn vengeance on its perpetrators.
 
He’s used that black-and-white picture on other accounts too it’s in screen caps of him bragging about how he dresses up to visit brothels.
 
So off topic but maaaaan
I've been chomping at the bit waiting to get to post that screenshot. At one point i kept refreshing the page and getting the lolcowtv and i guess my S.O. noticed my frustration, i told him the site was down and he said "well idk what do you do when its down" and my immediate reply was "idk cry...and apparently watch The Room and see little gifs of CWC fucking a blow up doll over and over in chat" ...he patted me on the head and quietly resumed checking Craigslist for hifi stuff.

At one point i saw someone on chat say "Russhole venmo'd null enough money to delete the hard drives" or something like that and cackled and then got to explain Rustys venmo and insta habits to my S.O. to explain my laughter

:left: Sounds like a keeper, you should give him the girlfriend experience but don't charge him premium rates only to then run out the clock on him. Plus, I'm pretty sure I called him russ gREEEEEEr that time, but kiwi's-lair bunker chat was running faster than a river of drool down this guy's face, so I'm not surprised you turned that into the old chestnut, 'Russhole,' as it flew away due to cwc sex video captures getting spammed.

Shitlips has to insert himself in the middle of every conversation and news item on Facebook. Hef's death is all about Shitlips. Just ask him.

Reminds me of the slut with herpes, Ella Dawson, shrieking like a harpy on Twitter about how Hugh's life had assaulted her as a possessor of a vagina in a post-Playboy world, just from the other side of the battle of the sexes even if they're currently huddled on the same side of the horseshoe politically due to the nature of the departed's life. Lolcows and attention whoring, it's got to be a genetic thing at this point in the evolution of the species.

Also, since shitlips reads this thread, fite me irl. Loser dresses as Arianna Grande for Halloween once their face heals.
You'll look just as stupid dressed as a dangerous woman asking your soon to be new neighbors for candy though...
 
Well guys, I'm leaving my chips on the table with the belief that isn't his Instagram account.

Worst that could happen (for us) if it isn't him is some troll steps forward and makes us all look like jackasses for raving about what stuff we may see posted by that account. But I don't think any of us cares about that, this being the Internet and all and not RL.

If it is a fake account it may however have a bigger impact on Russ depending on how far the 'fake Russ' behind it would be prepared to go. But that in turn may negatively impact our 'fun' if anything occurs to drive Russ underground. We shall see what transpires.
 
320 pages later, and for the life of me I still can't decide whether this literal mouth breather believes his own hype.

Or which possibility is more terrifying.
 
Well, yeah...the man has a serious genetic disorder that's fucked over his face. We'd owe him our pity if he weren't such an asshole.

I'm not even sure some of his assholier behavior isn't down to brain irregularities beyond his control, but they're intolerable whatever the cause.
 
To me, Russel looks like this strange combination of a nutria and Ned Flanders. Especially when he is just sporting the mustache facial hair wise.
 
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Seems like Russ has really taken Kaylis advice. And it’s actually working for him. No batshit crazy posts about his book or any celebrities since Sunday. At least none that he has not deleted!
 
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