🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

I think we should make sure he doesn't find out that every woman who interacts with him on his page is one of us. We know they all are but how can we keep him from suspecting?

Well we've got all the sex workers in NV subscribed to our newsletter and we know those are the women that matter most to shit lips. Only thing left is to verify Taylor Swift and Grande's Kiwi Farms accounts and our work is done.
 
Shitlips is comparing himself to Hugh Hefner now. You are not and have never been anything close to an adult business entrepreneur. Real adult business people are the ones taking all your money and not having to fuck you!



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Shitlips is comparing himself to Hugh Hefner now. You are not and have never been anything close to an adult business entrepreneur. Real adult business people are the ones taking all your money and not having to fuck you!



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In the unlikely event that prostitution is legalized in UT, Shitlips will need investors to get his business lolplan off the ground. The most reasonable scenario is that some big money New Jersey/Vegas types move in and steamroller Shitlips out of the picture. No one would want to do business with a delusional fuckhead like Shitlips.
 
Shitlips is comparing himself to Hugh Hefner now. You are not and have never been anything close to an adult business entrepreneur. Real adult business people are the ones taking all your money and not having to fuck you!



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Omg I didn’t even think about it, but OF COURSE he has to use HH’s death for his own benefit.

Russ, there is 100 percent absolutely no connection or comparison to a man involved in the sexual revolution of the United States. One of the most important men of the American 20th century would be insulted at the idea.

He can never keep his mouth shut long.
 
Russ, there is one courtroom in America that I would dearly love to see you in.

Behold.

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Think of the exposure! Let the world know you are a talented, dignified and professional individual. Expose the wrongs the world has inflicted upon you and vie for that delicious $5000. However, I feel it's only fair to warn you to expect constant exposure to the following facial expressions (JJs of course, because of your nerves and all).
 

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I've always pictured his brothel as basically a real life Cartmanland.

I imagine any business venture of his would be the same.

"I've got sooooo many hawt 10/10 hookers here at Mile High Neon and the best part is... YOU CAN'T COME!"

And if by some bizarre turn of circumstances Shit Lips did get his own brothel, he wouldn't be able to "come" either because even in places where prostitution is legal, you can't force your employees to have sex with you and they can say "no" if you offer to pay them for sex. Saggins still wouldn't be able to get his little dick wet.
 
Omg I didn’t even think about it, but OF COURSE he has to use HH’s death for his own benefit.

Russ, there is 100 percent absolutely no connection or comparison to a man involved in the sexual revolution of the United States. One of the most important men of the American 20th century would be insulted at the idea.

He can never keep his mouth shut long.

FTFY
 
I bet he thinks his complaint to the "internet police" is what shut the site down today

For some reason it looked like he had a septum piercing for a second but its just some weird circle under his nose....idk if its even there or i just cant unsee it lol
 

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I bet he thinks his complaint to the "internet police" is what shut the site down today

For some reason it looked like he had a septum piercing for a second but its just some weird circle under his nose....idk if its even there or i just cant unsee it lol

Really nice to see someone had the foresight to save his Internet Police threat. Good work! Shitlips doesn't realize that the Equifax breach will keep those folks busy for the better part of a decade, and could go on much longer with little fires popping up occasionally. They won't have the manpower or interest to coddle that butthurt little clown.
 
I bet he thinks his complaint to the "internet police" is what shut the site down today

For some reason it looked like he had a septum piercing for a second but its just some weird circle under his nose....idk if its even there or i just cant unsee it lol
God damn, if you want to post a selfie and brag about how sexy you are, at least make sure you've bathed in the last week. His hair looks gross as shit.

Also the nose thing reminds me of those anti-snore inserts you can get, but I don't see why he'd wear one.
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Surely with his face, he's a chronic mouth breather?
 
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Really nice to see someone had the foresight to save his Internet Police threat. Good work! Shitlips doesn't realize that the Equifax breach will keep those folks busy for the better part of a decade, and could go on much longer with little fires popping up occasionally. They won't have the manpower or interest to coddle that butthurt little clown.
So off topic but maaaaan
I've been chomping at the bit waiting to get to post that screenshot. At one point i kept refreshing the page and getting the lolcowtv and i guess my S.O. noticed my frustration, i told him the site was down and he said "well idk what do you do when its down" and my immediate reply was "idk cry...and apparently watch The Room and see little gifs of CWC fucking a blow up doll over and over in chat" ...he patted me on the head and quietly resumed checking Craigslist for hifi stuff.

At one point i saw someone on chat say "Russhole venmo'd null enough money to delete the hard drives" or something like that and cackled and then got to explain Rustys venmo and insta habits to my S.O. to explain my laughter
 
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God damn, if you want to post a selfie and brag about how sexy you are, at least make sure you've bathed in the last week. His hair looks gross as shit.

Also the nose thing reminds me of those anti-snore inserts you can get, but I don't see why he'd wear one.

Surely with his face, he's a chronic mouth breather?

I don't know why he insists on dressing as a Mormon missionary. Shower, haircut, a change of clothes and a personality implant and he will be set.

Russ, fix those things and you'll have a chance with the ladies.
 
God damn, if you want to post a selfie and brag about how sexy you are, at least make sure you've bathed in the last week. His hair looks gross as shit.

Also the nose thing reminds me of those anti-snore inserts you can get, but I don't see why he'd wear one.

Surely with his face, he's a chronic mouth breather?

Huh yeah i wonder if he wears one to attempt to not snore horribly...new roomates and all..and him openly bitching about how he hates their (poor, sweet, precious) pupperdog because god forbid something other than the Rustbucket make noises

....he should try getting tons of facial piercings and tattoos to draw eyes away from his gaping maw.....plus its not like hes employable most places anyways with clean skin

Also he updated his featured photos. No more pathetic shots with women he paid to fuck but maybe didnt
 

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Shitlips has to insert himself in the middle of every conversation and news item on Facebook. Hef's death is all about Shitlips. Just ask him.
Did hefner even give a shit about brothels? I mean he didnt run one....he just fucked everyone he wanted to whenever .....you'd think Russy would hate him out of envy....unless the playboy mansion has been a pay-to-play-with-the-girls place all this time and i just never came across that info

Sorry if double post it keeps messing up when i try to edit that post...i looked at who all liked his close up selfie annnnnnnnd i dont want to out anyone since he reads here but everyone on this site should be familiar with one of the girls last names :story:
 

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Did hefner even give a shit about brothels? I mean he didnt run one....he just fucked everyone he wanted to whenever .....you'd think Russy would hate him out of envy....unless the playboy mansion has been a pay-to-play-with-the-girls place all this time and i just never came across that info

Hef helped bring our culture out of the sexual dark ages, although in Hef's world women were highly objectified. Just speculating but I think he would approve of brothels simply because there will always be disgusting, argumentive, and stupid betas like Shitlips who can't get laid any other way.
 
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