The Golden Knight (Original, Archive)

[deadson]

ugh, he did that for a weekly challenge in a group we're both participating in. I'm trying so hard not to leave a comment saying that it looks like he wears diapers because I don't want to look like dick to everyone else participating. Though one of the future challenges is to leave critiques on other people's art, and I'm so ready to rip his shit for that challenge.

Besides posting his art on dA again, he's gone back to writing journals.

A 15 minute theme song with 500 bpm? Seriously? I don't know if that's how fast his brain is going or if he wants to kill us all.

 

[TopperHay]

Spoiler

TLDR - GK attempts to buy Heather a gun to make it up to her after he openly cheated on her.

Also, I don't know if the word 'spunk' has the same connotations in the US as it does in the UK, but over here it means 'semen'. Which makes every time GK says 'spunk' even more disturbing.

GK is also the only person I know to use the word "Milady" unironically. Sometimes there just isn't enough vomit in the world...

 

[MysticMisty]

Also, I don't know if the word 'spunk' has the same connotations in the US as it does in the UK, but over here it means 'semen'. Which makes every time GK says 'spunk' even more disturbing.

It does. It's not a common use of the word, mind, but you do occasionally see that definition.

 

[Duke Nukem]

Spoiler

TLDR - GK attempts to buy Heather a gun to make it up to her after he openly cheated on her.

Also, I don't know if the word 'spunk' has the same connotations in the US as it does in the UK, but over here it means 'semen'. Which makes every time GK says 'spunk' even more disturbing.

GK is also the only person I know to use the word "Milady" unironically. Sometimes there just isn't enough vomit in the world...

Finished reading the whole thread, and he seemed all right when he first posted here, but now...fuck me.

And the way he uses "Milady?"

 

[Seahorses]

Spoiler

TLDR - GK attempts to buy Heather a gun to make it up to her after he openly cheated on her.

Also, I don't know if the word 'spunk' has the same connotations in the US as it does in the UK, but over here it means 'semen'. Which makes every time GK says 'spunk' even more disturbing.

GK is also the only person I know to use the word "Milady" unironically. Sometimes there just isn't enough vomit in the world...

If I show up on a date or whatever with a greatsword or a shotgun as a present I probably wouldn't get a second date.

 

[TopperHay]

Does GK even play instruments?

Skin flute maybe??

*ba dum tish*

*crowd boos*

Okay.... okay I will see myself out..

I think he'd be very proficient at playing the pink oboe.

 

[Colress]

gk is disgusting and i wouldn't have sex with him

 

[The Mountain]

Spoiler

TLDR - GK attempts to buy Heather a gun to make it up to her after he openly cheated on her.

Also, I don't know if the word 'spunk' has the same connotations in the US as it does in the UK, but over here it means 'semen'. Which makes every time GK says 'spunk' even more disturbing.

GK is also the only person I know to use the word "Milady" unironically. Sometimes there just isn't enough vomit in the world...

A gun OR a greatsword. Funny enough, neither would qualify as knightly weapons, since "real" greatswords were primarily wielded by German and Swiss mercenaries.

I mean, I know GK has shown a cursory understanding of real knights, and cursory is honestly being generous, but still. A longsword? Hell, maybe even a bastard sword? At least knights actually used those.

 

[Pine Tar]

A gun OR a greatsword. Funny enough, neither would qualify as knightly weapons, since "real" greatswords were primarily wielded by German and Swiss mercenaries.

I mean, I know GK has shown a cursory understanding of real knights, and cursory is honestly being generous, but still. A longsword? Hell, maybe even a bastard sword? At least knights actually used those.

Or a lance. You know, for jousting?

 

[caffeinated_wench]

Spoiler

TLDR - GK attempts to buy Heather a gun to make it up to her after he openly cheated on her.

Also, I don't know if the word 'spunk' has the same connotations in the US as it does in the UK, but over here it means 'semen'. Which makes every time GK says 'spunk' even more disturbing.

GK is also the only person I know to use the word "Milady" unironically. Sometimes there just isn't enough vomit in the world...

 

[CWCissey]

I think he'd be very proficient at playing the pink oboe.

More like the fleshy piccolo. Amirite?

Speaking of, I can see that gift being his dick in a box. No joke.

 

[Bob's Fries]

More like the fleshy piccolo. Amirite?

Speaking of, I can see that gift being his dick in a box. No joke.

A severed one, sure.

 

[CWCissey]

A severed one, sure.

Well if one of us gets a hold of him, yeah.

But I was thinking along 'Lonely Island' lines.

 

[wheat pasta]

Not gonna get you a diamond ring, that sort of gift don't mean anything..

 

[MysticMisty]

gk is disgusting and i wouldn't have sex with him

Considering how he described having sex, you're absolutely better off. It'd be painful and non-pleasurable for any girl and himself when he ends up with his own broken duck.

 

[Pine Tar]

gk is disgusting and i wouldn't have sex with him

Gee, I thought every woman would want to sleep with a greasy manchild with no sense of self-control. I guess you learn something new every day.

 

[Burned Man]

gk is disgusting and i wouldn't have sex with him

Me neither. Well maybe if he gave me a greatsword, no no not even then.

 

[plautistic]

And the way he uses "Milady?"

His usage of "Maker" has me thinking...

The Fremen believe that the actions of the sandworms are the direct actions of God, and so the worms have been given numerous titles such as the "Great Maker", "The Maker", and the "Worm who is God."

Spoiler: the real dune 7

 

[caffeinated_wench]

It makes me think of DAO and that one time in Mass Effect. Which makes me cringe more.
I ponder if the latter is where he got that from, although there are plenty of other games and the like that do it.

 

[TopperHay]

First day at his new job and he already wants time off. No wonder he wants the 'easier' option of sitting around all day drawing and playing vidja.