The Golden Knight (Original, Archive)

[Venusaur]

How dare Heather work, be responsible and have an education. She should jut be bowing to all his whims, like a good woman. Sheesh. I seriously hope somebody is lifecoaching her to make her realize what an utter waste he is.

Also...Is there a reason why they communicate over DA like this? It seems a very odd way of doing things when things like e-mail and Skype exist...

 

[Seahorses]

I hope somebody nice at her school or work approaches her for a date or something. This dude is weighing her down.

 

[Bob's Fries]

I hope somebody nice at her school or work approaches her for a date or something. This dude is weighing her down.

Likewise. He absolutely has nothing to offer to her. Like a certain OPL.

 

[Burned Man]

Why can't you play board games with me??? You're a god-damned slave!!!

Heather has plenty of free time, she just doesn't to spend role playing with the golden knight and seeing a bunch of smiles humping is all.

 

[Seahorses]

Heather has plenty of free time, she just doesn't to spend role playing with the golden knight and seeing a bunch of smiles humping is all.

I don't think he noticed that she was being passive aggressive and subtlety telling him that "I do have free time, but I'd rather not spend it with you."

 

[CWCissey]

Prediction time! What do you think will happen to the Golden Knight when he, hopefully, gets dumped by Heather? Will he break down and cry forever, drowning in his own tears? Will he shave his hair and fight criminals and women for all their "wrong doings"? Or will he finally admit to his pedophilia and creep around kid gap looking to train his future badass action hero girlfriend?

Trolling Tinder looking for some really desperate clunge.

 

[Sonic Speed Monkey]

I don't think he noticed that she was being passive aggressive and subtlety telling him that "I do have free time, but I'd rather not spend it with you."

What a shock. It really sucks that the shy girl, too afraid to speak her mind, just HAD to date the guy who's not capable of picking up on hints and social cues.

 

[Tenchi]

What a shock. It really sucks that the shy girl, too afraid to speak her mind, just HAD to date the guy who's not capable of picking up on hints and social cues.

ahhh the old unstoppable force meets an immovable object, or in this case a very stoppable force meets a prefered not to be moved object.

 

[HG 400]

I don't think he noticed that she was being passive aggressive and subtlety telling him that "I do have free time, but I'd rather not spend it with you."

This.

And to make it even sweeter, she was actually spending that free time RPing with one of the cwcki D&D groups. Oh, the sting.

 

[The Mountain]

Would it be wrong for me to say my avatar is more of a real knight than GK?

 

[CatParty]

Would it be wrong for me to say my avatar is more of a real knight than GK?

No because that could be said about anyone's avatar

 

[Burned Man]

This.

And to make it even sweeter, she was actually spending that free time RPing with one of the cwcki D&D groups. Oh, the sting.

That brings a real smile to my face not one that humps other smiles

 

[Not There]

Heather and I have been exchanging emails lately, so I told her that a good bit of the people in this thread are nothing but supportive of her. She said thanks, and that she appreciates it.

Heather's a sweet girl; maybe one day she'll take up the offer to join.

 

[Seahorses]

No because that could be said about anyone's avatar

Except mine.

 

[Backwards Harvester]

Except mine.

Ditto here.

 

[Sonic Speed Monkey]

This.

And to make it even sweeter, she was actually spending that free time RPing with one of the cwcki D&D groups. Oh, the sting.

I heartily chuckled. Good on Heather. I don't blame her, honestly, because the D&D group won't tell her what she'll RP and how she'll RP it.

 

[Coster]

Except mine.

Ditto here.

I dunno, I find possessed Sonichu/young CWC and some variety of flytrap more knightly than a PPG ripoff wearing a yellow rugby helmet.

 

[Sonic Speed Monkey]

I dunno, I find possessed Sonichu/young CWC and some variety of flytrap more knightly than a PPG ripoff wearing a yellow rugby helmet.

A box of pencil shavings is more knightly than GK.

 

[Tenchi]

A box of pencil shavings is more knightly than GK.

Hey that is offensive! Pencil shavings were once useful.

 

[Poison_Ivy]

This.

And to make it even sweeter, she was actually spending that free time RPing with one of the cwcki D&D groups. Oh, the sting.

Is that legitimately a thing? I would totally do that >_> it's been forever since I've played D&D though.