The Golden Knight (Original, Archive)

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I don't think it's ever been confirmed that GK actually has autism. I wouldn't be suprised if he is on the spectrum somewhere but I think if he was autistic, he would've mentioned it several times over and have all this "Autism Awareness" stuff plastered all over his DA page. Not that autism would excuse his behaviour of course.
Oh, my bad. Well, I wasn't saying that it would be an excuse so much as it makes him somewhat less dangerous. Someone a bit smarter would've never mentioned the infamous Christmas Party at all, whereas he bragged about his near-molestation.
 
Dammit, I mean't LittleBiscuits and her adorable feet. I'm such a derp.

If only she wasn't wearing nail polish, then we could have had such a wonderful love story.

Though I wonder why he hates things he perceives as weakness in other things besides himself. The fact littlebiscuits had a head cold, his unnatural hate for animals, and that heather had background noise in the skype call just to name a few examples. Even though he is weak in many ways himself.
 
If only she wasn't wearing nail polish, then we could have had such a wonderful love story.

Though I wonder why he hates things he perceives as weakness in other things besides himself. The fact littlebiscuits had a head cold, his unnatural hate for animals, and that heather had background noise in the skype call just to name a few examples. Even though he is weak in many ways himself.

Seems to be anything that jolts him back to the mundane reality he lives in. He spends all of his time fantasising that he's some incredibly special knight when he's actually just some runt. In his fantasy world noting happens without his say so. Even the villains are controlled by him. Animals, other people etc. don't do as he commands so it's a reflection of how useless he is.

The guy has an absolutely lovely girlfriend who is out of his league in every way. Somewhere inside he has to know that and it will just make him more controlling.
 
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For the sake of comical dissonance, these are the people Jay expects to fit in with and work alongside.

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At the risk of sounding cynical, I've had many interviews for marketing jobs and the conclusion I've come to is that that will take on literally anyone as they are under no obligation to pay you anything, you have to earn it yourself by shilling products you probably don't care for. I'm not saying that that's always the case, but puts the idea in perspective.
 
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Living in the Midwest, I sadly see a decent number of mullets, and even the occasional skullet, but this is a new one. Maybe it's just where I live, but I've never seen "bowl cut in the front, party in the back" before. Even better, it's a strange mix of the haircut of peasants and knights.
 
I couldn't find where it was mentioned, but didn't he get his hand up her shirt and touch her midriff? Doesn't this guy have a midriff and foot fetish? I think he also mentioned "holding back his urges" or something. Maybe I just have a shit memory.

Sounds about right actually
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Just a reminder of what his swoon-enducing haircut looks like....
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...Alright so I'm just gonna say it. That haircut makes him look like Kirk and Spock's redneck clone child.
 
Sounds like his potential job is what I did for like a week years ago. They always have to say they work "on behalf of Verizon" because they're just doing door to door sales of phone packages.

And while this dude obviously sucks, I genuinely can't understand why he keeps talking to a girl who seems completely incapable of even being able to pretend that she's interested in anything he says. It's like he's trying to have cyber sex with a thin wall where every now and then you can hear the TV on the other side and you can only occasionally make out "...good..." "...true..." "...ok..."
 
Sounds like his potential job is what I did for like a week years ago. They always have to say they work "on behalf of Verizon" because they're just doing door to door sales of phone packages.

And while this dude obviously sucks, I genuinely can't understand why he keeps talking to a girl who seems completely incapable of even being able to pretend that she's interested in anything he says. It's like he's trying to have cyber sex with a thin wall where every now and then you can hear the TV on the other side and you can only occasionally make out "...good..." "...true..." "...ok..."
1. He lives in a fantasy world.
2. He's got China on da mind.
 
Yeah but like you can call people who will pretend they're interested. You can do any number of things to have like...reciprocal interaction.

It's like getting one word responses to text messages. I get like two or three one word texts, I stop trying with the conversation.

Rationality, I suppose, is the price of my normalcy.
 
I don't know if you've missed it, but it's been said a few times before, Heather responds like that to everybody. I assume that's why most people give up on trying to talk to her, they take her silence for disinterest or unfriendliness, even though it's not. I assume that's why her only friend was Jay, whose autism and lack of social awareness completely overrides social cues like that. That's also why so many wonderful people here (again, can't thank you guys enough), are volunteering to befriend her. She's actually a lovely girl, you just need to know in advance that her laconic way of replying isn't her way of being rude or unfriendly or dropping the hint for you to leave her alone.
 
I know someone like that on Skype. He responded to almost everything with 'Ah nice', 'Cool', or 'XD'. That was bad enough but he always started the conversations with me, literally every time I was online, even if only for a second. It just got too much and I had to block him in the end. There's only so many times I can be asked how the weather is.
 
I can't imagine him trying to sell anything to anyone. Either he is going to scream at the customer for having noise in the background during the sales call or he goes door to door creeping on little kids. Ponytail or not I can't imagine anyone hiring him.
 
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