The Golden Knight (Original, Archive)

[Lil]

the rabbit hole just keeps going further and further

 

[Count groudon]

Mm-kay.

Worded bluntly, it is where (assuming heterosexual pairing; the details may vary upon who are the lovers) the two tightly embrace, wrapping arms around each other, while also working the penis into the vagina and eventually forcing both their hips into each other as hard as humanly possible. This is done repeatedly with rapid back-and-forth motions, and usually there will be huffs or even moans that - to the untrained ear - may actually sound similar to the moans of pain. In fact, such pained sounds have double pleasure for any sadists and/or masochists, assuming any of either exist outside of porn videos. <By the way, I am a sadist.> This is done until both partners excrete fluids that nature has designed to best aid in delivering sperm to the uterus and fertilizing the egg. Once this peak has been reached (known as "climax" or "orgasm"), the two settle down and catch their breaths while softly snuggling and rubbing each other with their arms. This may include soft rubbing of the hair or other favored body parts, where the softest and/or most sensitive usually take precidence.

How's that for gory detail?

That's hawt

 

[wheat pasta]

That's hawt

 

[littlebiscuits]

Golden Knight, do you prefer cats or dogs? I LOVE both of course, but you seem like a cat person!

 

[HG 400]

So we have @Dynastia giving her version of how the call went. GK, you want to give your thoughts on it? Another deets you wanna drop?

Oh, but I haven't given my version yet. Let's see, I'll give you the rest of the highlights...

• As soon as I showed up he got super-furious at me for being sick. He started screaming about how it "angered and disgusted" him, then began ranting that my serious lung infection wasn't anywhere near as bad as the "mental suffering" he was going through.
• He heard birds chirping in the background of Heather's house, and he started screaming at her for it until she started to cry. Then that made him even angrier and he started shrieking, like literal insane monkey-shrieking at her to shut up until Satan managed to calm him down.
• He started ranting about how much he hates animals. All animals. He rambled at length about how the mere fact that animals exist disgusts and infuriates them. He says he hates their soulless eyes and can't stand that they're less intelligent than him (they're not).
• He heard Heather's sister talking in the background and started ranting and raving about how much he hated Heather's family. When Satan jokingly suggested he 'beat them up', he became manicly enthusiastic and started gleefully describing how much he'd love to beat and torture Heather's family. Heather was obviously less than happy about this turn in the conversation.
• He turned on Heather again and started screaming at her that her "being sad" was pissing him off, and that she's not allowed to be sad, because being sad makes her "less badass", then he bragged to Satan about how he was going to train her into being a "perfect badass girlfriend"

So yes, obviously I'm no longer interested in Jay. He's a disgusting, abusive, borderline-psychotic animal. If Heather actually lived near him I'd be genuinely concerned for her safety and well-being.

 

[Lil]

What kind of knight just goes and threatens to beat up his damsel's family for no other reason than speaking in the background of a call they had no idea was even occurring?

Not cool, man, not cool.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Oh, but I haven't given my version yet. Let's see, I'll give you the rest of the highlights...

• As soon as I showed up he got super-furious at me for being sick. He started screaming about how it "angered and disgusted" him, then began ranting that my serious lung infection wasn't anywhere near as bad as the "mental suffering" he was going through.
• He heard birds chirping in the background of Heather's house, and he started screaming at her for it until she started to cry. Then that made him even angrier and he started shrieking, like literal insane monkey-shrieking at her to shut up until Satan managed to calm him down.
• He started ranting about how much he hates animals. All animals. He rambled at length about how the mere fact that animals exist disgusts and infuriates them. He says he hates their soulless eyes and can't stand that they're less intelligent than him (they're not).
• He heard Heather's sister talking in the background and started ranting and raving about how much he hated Heather's family. When Satan jokingly suggested he 'beat them up', he became manicly enthusiastic and started gleefully describing how much he'd love to beat and torture Heather's family. Heather was obviously less than happy about this turn in the conversation.
• He turned on Heather again and started screaming at her that her "being sad" was pissing him off, and that she's not allowed to be sad, because being sad makes her "less badass", then he bragged to Satan about how he was going to train her into being a "perfect badass girlfriend"

So yes, obviously I'm no longer interested in Jay. He's a disgusting, abusive, borderline-psychotic animal. If Heather actually lived near him I'd be genuinely concerned for her safety and well-being.

Apologies I should have said your impression of the call. As for the call, this really makes GK sound like a miserable cunt. Really makes Heather sound like a battered wife which is mad depressing.

 

[Sonic Speed Monkey]

Oh, but I haven't given my version yet. Let's see, I'll give you the rest of the highlights...

• As soon as I showed up he got super-furious at me for being sick. He started screaming about how it "angered and disgusted" him, then began ranting that my serious lung infection wasn't anywhere near as bad as the "mental suffering" he was going through.
• He heard birds chirping in the background of Heather's house, and he started screaming at her for it until she started to cry. Then that made him even angrier and he started shrieking, like literal insane monkey-shrieking at her to shut up until Satan managed to calm him down.
• He started ranting about how much he hates animals. All animals. He rambled at length about how the mere fact that animals exist disgusts and infuriates them. He says he hates their soulless eyes and can't stand that they're less intelligent than him (they're not).
• He heard Heather's sister talking in the background and started ranting and raving about how much he hated Heather's family. When Satan jokingly suggested he 'beat them up', he became manicly enthusiastic and started gleefully describing how much he'd love to beat and torture Heather's family. Heather was obviously less than happy about this turn in the conversation.
• He turned on Heather again and started screaming at her that her "being sad" was pissing him off, and that she's not allowed to be sad, because being sad makes her "less badass", then he bragged to Satan about how he was going to train her into being a "perfect badass girlfriend"

So yes, obviously I'm no longer interested in Jay. He's a disgusting, abusive, borderline-psychotic animal. If Heather actually lived near him I'd be genuinely concerned for her safety and well-being.

Now I'm a little unsure what Heather sees in him.

 

[Bob's Fries]

Oh, but I haven't given my version yet. Let's see, I'll give you the rest of the highlights...

• As soon as I showed up he got super-furious at me for being sick. He started screaming about how it "angered and disgusted" him, then began ranting that my serious lung infection wasn't anywhere near as bad as the "mental suffering" he was going through.
• He heard birds chirping in the background of Heather's house, and he started screaming at her for it until she started to cry. Then that made him even angrier and he started shrieking, like literal insane monkey-shrieking at her to shut up until Satan managed to calm him down.
• He started ranting about how much he hates animals. All animals. He rambled at length about how the mere fact that animals exist disgusts and infuriates them. He says he hates their soulless eyes and can't stand that they're less intelligent than him (they're not).
• He heard Heather's sister talking in the background and started ranting and raving about how much he hated Heather's family. When Satan jokingly suggested he 'beat them up', he became manicly enthusiastic and started gleefully describing how much he'd love to beat and torture Heather's family. Heather was obviously less than happy about this turn in the conversation.
• He turned on Heather again and started screaming at her that her "being sad" was pissing him off, and that she's not allowed to be sad, because being sad makes her "less badass", then he bragged to Satan about how he was going to train her into being a "perfect badass girlfriend"

So yes, obviously I'm no longer interested in Jay. He's a disgusting, abusive, borderline-psychotic animal. If Heather actually lived near him I'd be genuinely concerned for her safety and well-being.

GK.

 

[Rio]

What kind of knight just goes and threatens to beat up his damsel's family for no other reason than speaking in the background of a call they had no idea was even occurring?

Not cool, man, not cool.

Ser Meryn Trant. The golden knight is the equivalent to Meryn 'fuckin' Trant

 

[HG 400]

Heather sat in the background the entire time, saying nothing and just sniffling/crying. Heather has all the personality and spinal fortitude of a potato, and I would guess that she has no self-esteem whatsoever and is just so afraid of dying alone that she'll put up with anything. She absolutely and completely acts like a battered wife, and I would have great sympathy for her if it wasn't for the fact that her batterer was so completely pathetic and unintimidating and several states away.

Heather, if you're reading this, I don't understand why you've put up with Jay for so long, but you can do a lot better than him. You might not be very attractive, and you might be crippled with shyness, and you might be terrified of dying alone, but even so ; any woman can do a lot better than him. If you're interested, I could find people here who would help and support you every step of the way. Satan, for example, it's a stellar matchmaker. He could find you a much better man in no time.

 

[Pine Tar]

I hope @Dynastia and Heather can find someone who will treat them with respect. And I thought Cryin' Brian was pathetic.

 

[BT 075]

Heather sat in the background the entire time, saying nothing and just sniffling/crying. Heather has all the personality and spinal fortitude of a potato, and I would guess that she has no self-esteem whatsoever and is just so afraid of dying alone that she'll put up with anything. She absolutely and completely acts like a battered wife, and I would have great sympathy for her if it wasn't for the fact that her batterer was so completely pathetic and unintimidating and several states away.

This is very true.

Throughout the conversation Heather was clearly very sad, and very upset over what was happening. She seemed almost afraid to talk, only typing in short sentences while occasionally flashing an awkward smile. She came across as very much a hostage of the situation. I only came in after a while, upon Cassandra's invitation, but I only heard Heather talk out loud for maybe three sentences at most. Her "rosy cheeks", one of her finest features according to our friend the Golden Knight, might as well have been the result of her embarrassment and uneasiness.

Heather, if you're reading this, I don't understand why you've put up with Jay for so long, but you can do a lot better than him. You might not be very attractive, and you might be crippled with shyness, and you might be terrified of dying alone, but even so ; any woman can do a lot better than him. If you're interested, I could find people here who would help and support you every step of the way. Satan, for example, it's a stellar matchmaker. He could find you a much better man in no time.

When you beat a puppy he usually doesn't get mad, he just gets sad. He looks up to you with those big brown eyes, not knowing what is happening. He makes himself as small as possible, as if the puppy feels guilty for what has happened, instead of angry at his owner. That's how 'Gamergirl' came across. She was basically a scared little puppy. As if she didn't know whether to be mad, sad or guilty.

TL;DR: Heather is like a puppy who feels guilty for something she herself is a victim of.

 

[Venusaur]

Oh, but I haven't given my version yet. Let's see, I'll give you the rest of the highlights...

• As soon as I showed up he got super-furious at me for being sick. He started screaming about how it "angered and disgusted" him, then began ranting that my serious lung infection wasn't anywhere near as bad as the "mental suffering" he was going through.
• He heard birds chirping in the background of Heather's house, and he started screaming at her for it until she started to cry. Then that made him even angrier and he started shrieking, like literal insane monkey-shrieking at her to shut up until Satan managed to calm him down.
• He started ranting about how much he hates animals. All animals. He rambled at length about how the mere fact that animals exist disgusts and infuriates them. He says he hates their soulless eyes and can't stand that they're less intelligent than him (they're not).
• He heard Heather's sister talking in the background and started ranting and raving about how much he hated Heather's family. When Satan jokingly suggested he 'beat them up', he became manicly enthusiastic and started gleefully describing how much he'd love to beat and torture Heather's family. Heather was obviously less than happy about this turn in the conversation.
• He turned on Heather again and started screaming at her that her "being sad" was pissing him off, and that she's not allowed to be sad, because being sad makes her "less badass", then he bragged to Satan about how he was going to train her into being a "perfect badass girlfriend"

So yes, obviously I'm no longer interested in Jay. He's a disgusting, abusive, borderline-psychotic animal. If Heather actually lived near him I'd be genuinely concerned for her safety and well-being.

Wow... That is disgusting behaviour. How can somebody be that emotionally abusive and disrespectful to ones partner? I had no idea about this guy's behaviour until I read this.

TL;DR: Heather is like a puppy who feels guilty for something she herself is a victim of.

I really feel bad for this girl now.

 

[Sonic Speed Monkey]

This is very true.

Throughout the conversation Heather was clearly very sad, and very upset over what was happening. She seemed almost afraid to talk, only typing in short sentences while occasionally flashing an awkward smile. She came across as very much a hostage of the situation. I only came in after a while, upon Cassandra's invitation, but I only heard Heather talk out loud for maybe three sentences at most. Her "rosy cheeks", one of her finest features according to our friend the Golden Knight, might as well have been the result of her embarrassment and uneasiness.



When you beat a puppy he usually doesn't get mad, he just gets sad. He looks up to you with those big brown eyes, not knowing what is happening. He makes himself as small as possible, as if the puppy feels guilty for what has happened, instead of angry at his owner. That's how 'Gamergirl' came across. She was basically a scared little puppy. As if she didn't know whether to be mad, sad or guilty.

TL;DR: Heather is like a puppy who feels guilty for something she herself is a victim of.

As someone who has been in an abusive relationship in the past, I agree with this. I would constantly blame myself, thinking I was responsible for his actions. I just hope Heather realizes that it's not her fault GK treats her like crap, and she can do SO much better. Abusive relationships are tough, especially when you're terrified of being alone, so you settle on someone -- even if that person is toxic to your well-being.

 

[BT 075]

As someone who has been in an abusive relationship in the past, I agree with this. I would constantly blame myself, thinking I was responsible for his actions. I just hope Heather realizes that it's not her fault GK treats her like crap, and she can do SO much better. Abusive relationships are tough, especially when you're terrified of being alone, so you settle on someone -- even if that person is toxic to your well-being.

She blames herself. She thinks she is doing something wrong. I heard in an earlier call, she even begrudgingly accepted the fact that Cassandra and Golden Knight could have sex. But she was not open to the idea of a love-triangle or threesomes, something Golden Knight was initially pushing for. Seeing as though Heather has no backbone and is a very silent, awkward person, he might eventually have gotten things to go his way. That's the sad part.

She will always end up giving in to his wishes, no matter how unreasonable they may seem to us, because she really loves him dearly in her own weird way. It's an unhealthy relationship. Stockholm Syndrome with a hint of Down's Syndrome. Toxic slow-in-da-mind love. Poor girl.

 

[Lil]

It sounds like she's got something going for her though. Didn't GK himself say earlier in the thread she's working at a summer camp or something? It sounds like she has stuff to do away from the computer, so why would she tie herself down to a guy hundreds of miles away when she can make connections closer to home? They don't even have to be romantic connections, it sounds like making close friends would be great for her, if she doesn't have them already.

 

[The Golden Knight]

Golden Knight, do you prefer cats or dogs? I LOVE both of course, but you seem like a cat person!

Neither. I feel nothing for non-sentient animals.

Now then...@dynastia You never cease to make me sick. Heather was talking through Instant Messaging chat, which nobody was noticing because they all linked in with their videos and decided to speak.

Oh, but I haven't given my version yet. Let's see, I'll give you the rest of the highlights...

• As soon as I showed up he got super-furious at me for being sick. He started screaming about how it "angered and disgusted" him, then began ranting that my serious lung infection wasn't anywhere near as bad as the "mental suffering" he was going through.
• He heard birds chirping in the background of Heather's house, and he started screaming at her for it until she started to cry. Then that made him even angrier and he started shrieking, like literal insane monkey-shrieking at her to shut up until Satan managed to calm him down.
• He started ranting about how much he hates animals. All animals. He rambled at length about how the mere fact that animals exist disgusts and infuriates them. He says he hates their soulless eyes and can't stand that they're less intelligent than him (they're not).
• He heard Heather's sister talking in the background and started ranting and raving about how much he hated Heather's family. When Satan jokingly suggested he 'beat them up', he became manicly enthusiastic and started gleefully describing how much he'd love to beat and torture Heather's family. Heather was obviously less than happy about this turn in the conversation.
• He turned on Heather again and started screaming at her that her "being sad" was pissing him off, and that she's not allowed to be sad, because being sad makes her "less badass", then he bragged to Satan about how he was going to train her into being a "perfect badass girlfriend"

So yes, obviously I'm no longer interested in Jay. He's a disgusting, abusive, borderline-psychotic animal. If Heather actually lived near him I'd be genuinely concerned for her safety and well-being.

Lies, lies, and exaggerated half-truths! I would've been able to defend myself sooner, except I was busy putting away my gift money from my birthday.


However, she did not want to talk, which was peculiar because there was background noise coming in on her end which has proven it was very well within her power to use her voice; but she consciously decided not to. She was still communicating through typing, which nobody except myself was paying any attention to. I said I usually feel nothing for non-sentient animals. I feel mildly sad when I see them suffering, but I get understandably bothered when they annoy me. The chat was dealing with a very serious matter, and my exact words: "the one thing I do not appreciate during such an event are interruptions," be it from animals or humans. Such distractions were abundant. And yet, I did not lose my temper the entire time. My voice naturally booms, sure, but it was not in an angry tone. Also, what I've been lead to believe is that most animals other than humans are not sentient; a couple may show some measure of intelligence (such as a couple examples of apes). And there is truth in that I find their faces blank, but that doesn't mean I hate them.

@Dynastia You're the type who would say whatever it takes to get whatever you want, no matter who you hurt in the process. You say what others want to hear, except those you do not like, then you exaggerate and slander. You're practically already a politician. So when you failed to break my loving steel-forged relationship, you retaliate with such obscene wild tales.

And I could forgive you for all that bullshit, except there is one point you cross the line. Throughout that entire time, I never, EVER, attacked Heather! The whole time, I made amends with her as best as I could; which incidentally was the point of the chat in the first place. As funny as these words would be out of context, Satan was my witness! Heather is my sweetheart through and through. I never got angry at her, never mind verbally attack her (almighty forbid!). You are not only attacking me, but also the ones I love. This is unacceptable. And if it were in my power, I would make her into the "perfect badass girl," that is true. I also did say it would be nice to see her smile and have a bit more pep. I did NOT say she could never do/feel *insert concept/emotion*. She can do whatever she'd damn well please, even despite whatever encouragement or advice I have to offer. That hasn't changed and never will change. I would fight for her, and she would fight for me. We'd fight together, side by side, as it's the stuff fairy tales are made of. She never shed a tear, not that anybody could make anything out from her pixelated webcam. The fact that you would attempt to tarnish that is disgusting and vulgar!

You are despicable. Get out of my sight.

 

[HG 400]

I heard in an earlier call, she even begrudgingly accepted the fact that Cassandra and Golden Knight could have sex

Yes, in the first chat @The Golden Knight pretty much berated her and called her names and threatened to leave her until she said "Okay, you can have sex with Cass, just pleeeease don't leave me". It was so horribly pathetic. That's pretty much when I decided I was absolutely not okay with a polygamist arrangement anymore, and why I was so cold and distant towards him afterwards, and extremely reluctant to have another chat with him and Heather in it. I tried to convince him to do the right thing and either reject me or break up with her cleanly, but he wanted to have it both ways, and dither around in chat with both of us trying to flaunt his power and generally just be emotionally hurtful to us (and especially to Heather, who's actually invested) He kept crying about how sick he felt and how the "emotional stress" was tearing him apart, but you could tell he loved every minute of it. He was like a sick, gleeful toddler pulling the wings off insects.

 

[The Golden Knight]

Heather is a quiet type. If anything, it's all my fault for falling into this (YOUR) trap. It was not her fault. In fact, I used to say "It's all MY fault," but I'm not sure if even that is correct.

Look, I am done with dealing with all your horse manure. I am DONE! I have amends to make, thanks to you. I will not allow you to bring more harm into my life. So, good bye.