The Golden Knight (Original, Archive)

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Golden Knight you might want to cut your hair. Invest in some better shades. I wear Locs myself.
 
Warning: This might be the most romantic thing you've ever read.
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You know, maybe I will. At least it'll stop the screenshots.
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No it's quite alright! Don't be ashamed to share your passion for Heather with the world. If anything, she'd be flattered to know you are not afraid to discuss openly what cowards dare only discuss behind closed doors. It shows that you are courageous, a lot more courageous then others. Plus it shows Heather you are serious about your relationship. Well done!

Don't be ashamed. Haters gonna hate but they are just jealous they don't have their own "Gamergirl" to sex up. ;)

Describe to us your ideal date, in great detail! So your lady can see how much of a Casanova you are.
 
Wow, she can't even muster up the energy to pretend that she has a functioning sex drive. You must be really happy with your decision to engage in pitiful unrequited cybersex with a barely-animate lump of mash-potat instead of having hot, steamy, wilderness sex with me for a week, Jay. But unless you learn to man up and grow some balls, that ship has sailed without you.


@Everyone Else,
I'm not cancelling my road trip to Montana, and killing always puts me in the mood for fucking. I wouldn't mind taking a hunk of man-meat with me, so I can screw his brains out all night after each day's hunting. Are any real men out there free from the 16th through to the weekend and feel like volunteering for some rough riding?
 
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No it's quite alright! Don't be ashamed to share your passion for Heather with the world. If anything, she'd be flattered to know you are not afraid to discuss openly what cowards dare only discuss behind closed doors. It shows that you are courageous, a lot more courageous then others. Plus it shows Heather you are serious about your relationship. Well done!

Don't be ashamed. Haters gonna hate but they are just jealous they don't have their own "Gamergirl" to sex up. ;)

Describe to us your ideal date, in great detail! So your lady can see how much of a Casanova you are.
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Well, you're the only one here who's not willing to keeping up a facade...Or for simply being an asshole. But yeah, I imagined (first impression) just about everybody here is a virgin, myself included.


ANYWAY! My "Ideal Date" involves something like this:


You may want to start at the 1:40 mark. And admittedly, this video fails to show how awesome the idea is.

Except, picture that this was Real Life, and not just some FPS video game. Running a gauntlet like this would be a great workout. And thanks to Dynastia, because with her, I have a new objective on my list of "Things I want to do before I DIE!" That would be to kill a grizzly bear...All by myself! However, if Heather can afford the time to keep me company, that wouldn't be so bad. ;)

After all that's done, we'd probably get hungry. A trip to Medieval Times sounds fun; and I mean the place where there's the feast and we watch people perform with the prancing horses and the stage-combat at the end. Dinner and Tournament for our entertainment.

And finally, after the day is done and plenty of asses have been kicked, then it's time to hit the showers. Like everything else, this is not to be done alone. ;) Same goes for bed, and we all know what happens when two lovers share a bed!

Well, that's all I can think of within a couple minutes.

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Wow, she can't even muster up the energy to pretend that she has a functioning sex drive. You must be really happy with your decision to engage in pitiful unrequited cybersex with a barely-animate lump of mash-potat instead of having hot, steamy, wilderness sex with me for a week, Jay. But unless you learn to man up and grow some balls, that ship has sailed without you.


@Everyone Else,
I'm not cancelling my road trip to Montana, and killing always puts me in the mood for fucking. I wouldn't mind taking a hunk of man-meat with me, so I can screw his brains out all night after each day's hunting. Are any real men out there free from the 16th through to the weekend and feel like volunteering for some rough riding?
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Yeah, good luck with that! I remember our chat yesterday, and you were much more pleasant there than here on the forum. Why you wish to act like scum here, I don't know.
 
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