Porn and Porncows

Caligula, that was one fucked up movie.
The funniest thing is that all those Hollywood celebrities actually believed Bob Guccione, a pornographer with a publicly-known piss fetish, when he told them that his movie was going to be a respectable mainstream movie and would not have porn in it. (Then, to no one's surprise, he edited in porn anyway.)
 
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The funniest thing is that all those Hollywood celebrities actually believed Bob Guccione, a pornographer with a publicly-known piss fetish, when he told them that his movie was going to be a respectable mainstream movie and would not have porn in it. (Then, to no one's surprise, he edited in porn anyway.)
Pretty sure it was originally a legit movie that ran out of money and the pornographer paid to finish it and inserted the porn.

"Produced by Penthouse founder Bob Guccione, the film depicts Caligula's descent into madness and depravity, but director Tinto Brass and writer Gore Vidal disowned it due to extensive re-editing that added pornography, resulting in multiple versions, including an "Ultimate Cut" that attempts to restore the original vision. "
 
Caligula (1979)
An X-Rated mainstream film with Hollywood A-Listers (Peter O'Toole, Malcom McDowell, Helen Mirin) featuring hard-core porno scenes. Shown in mainstream theaters in the US.
Before anybody gets their hopes up, no, none of the main actors or actresses performed in any of the pornographic scenes. Those were shot using run-of-the-mill porn actors of the time (whoever was cheapest, really). It was all spliced in later to great controversy (lol, j/k, nobody cared).
 
Before anybody gets their hopes up, no, none of the main actors or actresses performed in any of the pornographic scenes. Those were shot using run-of-the-mill porn actors of the time (whoever was cheapest, really). It was all spliced in later to great controversy (lol, j/k, nobody cared).
Well it killed Malcolm McDowell career, so he cared. Fortunately he got enough work in B movies.
 
Before anybody gets their hopes up, no, none of the main actors or actresses performed in any of the pornographic scenes. Those were shot using run-of-the-mill porn actors of the time (whoever was cheapest, really). It was all spliced in later to great controversy (lol, j/k, nobody cared).
Don't forget about the Caligula knockoffs by Joe D'Amato and Bruno Mattei. D'Amato's was hardcore, whilst Mattei's was softcore.
 
Deep Throat and Pink Flamingos also got theatrical releases so I think that to claim porn was never thought of as hip or cool is incorrect but I think that when it comes down to it sunlight is the best disinfectant and people noped out of it pretty quick.
 
I watched Caligula. Pretty meh direct to VHS exploitation movie. Honestly the part where Caligula betrays and kills his only virtuous general by burying him from neck-down in the arena where he's beheaded by a moving scythe "for lulz" and him desperately pleading for mercy was more shocking than all the sex.
 
I watched Caligula. Pretty meh direct to VHS exploitation movie. Honestly the part where Caligula betrays and kills his only virtuous general by burying him from neck-down in the arena where he's beheaded by a moving scythe "for lulz" and him desperately pleading for mercy was more shocking than all the sex.

The real Macro, of course, was anything but virtuous and may have suffocated Tiberius with a pillow. He also encouraged Caligula to fuck his wife as a way to hopefully influence the headcase, hoping to become Caligula's very own Sejanus.
 
Yes. There is sex and a (incest) blowjob along with a dude gyrating and whistling from his asshole.
lol ... there was a part of me screaming not to ask the question. I owe that part of me a drink as an apology.

I forgot all about the whistling asshole. JFC John Waters WTF is wrong with you man? lol
 
JFC John Waters WTF is wrong with you man? lol
I appreciate John Waters specifically because he didn't get the train rolling but he ripped off the brake handle and sent the thing careening right off the end of the tracks and into the gorge.
 
I appreciate John Waters specifically because he didn't get the train rolling but he ripped off the brake handle and sent the thing careening right off the end of the tracks and into the gorge.
Nah I don't blame him at all, he's a fucking riot even if his actual "work" is dreadful to my tender virgin eyes & ears. I dislike homosexuals on general principle (just because of what they represent and their insistence (as a group, not specifically just him) on shoving it down everyone's throats) but as a human being he's quite the character and very hard to hate. Flamboyancy aside he seems relatively down-to-earth and good humored about things (you pretty much have to be to produce/direct the kind of stuff he's done) and that's exceedingly rare to find in filmmaking.

Being fully self-aware and a complete smart-ass helps a lot too. :story:
 
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Why does the guy look both like Putin and Steve Buscemi?
 
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