LGBTQiwis

Whiter than your dark ass. So damn white I literally am the same color as a wall. I can't even tan.

It helps to have Irish family members..
Meanwhile you sound like a retarded Indian who badly wants to be white.
I'm so white looking at me would make you go blind.
I'm like a statue made of white gold built on foreign sands. Grains of nigger sand and ash blow on me but I am completely unaffected in my whiteness.
 
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Lol, there is no way this fucker is a troll. He's just another too autistic to live dumbass that gets drawn to this site.
this whole thread is 90% pooners, fat bi-sexual porn addicts, Brazilians (black people), and women with "emotional intelligence" who think they're gay (they're retarded). Theres like two actual gay people on this thread and you're not one of them you fucking larping bitch.
 
I like this rule because it means that women can be 600lbs and still sexy as fuck. I do not like this rule because it discriminates against us micropenis havers.
No sir. This rule is for men only. The Souschef Fat Assessment Technique™ for women employs a different methodology. You must observe the Beauty Parlor posts accrued by said woman, and it will fit in a scale:

1-5 - Fit
5-25 - Normal
25-45 - Chubbylicious
45 - 60 - Pudgy
60 - 100 - Fat
100 - 125 - Hambeast
125 - 150 - Ambulocetus
150 - 200 - Chantalicious
200< - Amberlyn Reid Gorlfriend
 
I like chubby guys but some gays (especially furries) get really weird about it, like they'll see a shirtless fat guy and start foaming at the mouth about how much they love fat old men and want to rub hairy old fat men's bellies. I feel this is a sociogenic overcorrection to the Beforetimes where thin, athletic, young twinks were the ideal, like how beachwear now use tons of fat women in their promotional material. Like people don't actually find fat old people as hot as they let on, they just want people to see that their tastes are metropolitan and progressive and not rooted in traditional beauty standards.
You just made me flashback to a really old MTV True Life documentary where some gay obese landwhale who had to be 500 pounds was getting all sorts of action from either skinny or muscular gay men with obvious chubby chaser fetishes, and now I resent you for making me think of it.
 
Also this dude tries to accuse @General Patton of being an ESL poster when he writes like a god damn indian

English was the third language i learned, and my spelling and grammar isn't anywhere as bad as his

The guy is too bitch made angry to be a troll. Lol. It's very easy to rustle that guy's jimmies.

I swear this site is attracting more and more bitter butthurt incels.

Also: KWIFRMS
 
I gotta say man, it's easier to pick up on bitter sperg incels when you're a woman, lol.

It's easy to sense when you get angry bitter incels throwing temper tantrums at you.
Gotta bow to your superior abilities here

Wonder when he last fucked a woman? Or a goat or other livestock? Probably hasnt ever - women have definitely turned him down

And so have the goats and other livestock. Imagine being rejected by a goat

Shartynigger and weak at banter, probably impotent. Jealous because i smell nice and he smells like curry and dingy callcenters

And the goats that have rejected him
 
Gotta bow to your superior abilities here

Wonder when he last fucked a woman? Or a goat or other livestock? Probably hasnt ever - women have definitely turned him down

And so have the goats and other livestock. Imagine being rejected by a goat
You know why I know? Because I got the same sperg rage anger from some autistic retard because I stopped talking to him and the fucktard in here is giving off that same butthurt rage that that guy gave.

It's easy to see after a while, lol. These insecure faggots are flooding this site.
 
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This nigga started the gay twink fad. Discuss.
 
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