Greer v. Moon, No. 20-cv-00647 (D. Utah Sep. 16, 2020)

[Useful_Mistake]

Turns out Barlow did clear nearly every motion to try and avoid being in this report:


Almost escaped it!

Bennett, however, did a better job, and managed to escape being listed as tardy in the report

 

[Your Girlfriend's Dad]

Bennett, however, did a better job, and managed to escape being listed as tardy in the report
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Didn't get off the "Sucks Dick for Cock" registry, unfortunately.

 

[m1ddl3m4rch]

Bennett, however, did a better job, and managed to escape being listed as tardy in the report

They're both extra re-tardy.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Bennett, however, did a better job, and managed to escape being listed as tardy in the report
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Of note, of course, that his last decision in this case was over 100 days ago, or in other words, some 30% of 2026 passed since he last did shit

 

[Harvey Danger]

Of note, of course, that his last decision in this case was over 100 days ago, or in other words, some 30% of 2026 passed since he last did shit
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This suggests we need a JudgeNull.lol. Just multiple timers for "days since the last order was issued in a lawsuit against KF".

I wonder if Null's case docket widget has an open API...

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

Which is funny, because Barlow now agrees with Mr. Hardin in that the only reason this was transferred was due to fraudulent statements made to Florida by Greer.
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https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.utd.148809/gov.uscourts.utd.148809.376.0.pdf

So it turns out the judge that let a Shitlips piss on his leg for the past five years and tell him it’s raining knows that he’s pissing on his leg for the past five years and telling him that it’s raining knows. I guess it’s only a problem when someone pokes their head in the room and asks “Hey Barlow, do you like getting pissed on or something? What’s going on?”

 

[Lian Xing]

I wonder if Null's case docket widget has an open API...

I bet Claude can make one if there isn’t.

 

[Your Girlfriend's Dad]

I bet Claude can make one if there isn’t.

Every case would end in summary execution.

 

[Napoleon III]

I mean yeah obviously we fucking hate Barlow for not fucking doing anything and letting Greer get away with being a poor little we tard but at the very least a whole bunch of money is not being spent on discovery right now and the case is in hiatus.

It could be a lot worse.

 

[Debbie Macomber]

Civil Justice Reform Act Report for March 2026 just got released

https://www.uscourts.gov/data-news/reports/statistical-reports/civil-justice-reform-act-report/march-2026-civil-justice-reform-act

Due to all the transfer shenanigans we are not listed as Civil Cases Pending More Than Three Years for our Judge Barlow:

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Turns out Barlow did clear nearly every motion to try and avoid being in this report:
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Almost escaped it!

Judge Barlow just needs to file for a retroactive 90 day extension, when that's turned down ask for 5 months, get 7, file after midnight on the deadline and say "Judge Barlow met the deadline (2 hours late)"

 

[Useful_Mistake]

So, Barlow may be sleeping on this case. But...I'm sure he's busy, right? Let's check his last active case:

Sounds Serious! He's protecting THE SNOOP DOG! And beating up poor pro se litigants...


Oh...Barlow no longer likes Time travel...Whatever could have caused that....


Filing restrictions are appropriate where there are 10 frivolous cases even if the end party is not the same. Huh. That...may be applicable here.

 

[Silver Coin Anon]

Does citing a judge's own judicial hypocrisy at them in a case they appear to be ignoring in an act of dereliction of duty or in service of a fellow Mormon only serve to make their depravity worse? Or can one dunk on a judge so hard with their own words it forces them to obey like saying a demon's true name? Or are they just fucking retards enforcing law at a whim of self-importance and under the perverse light of arrogance?

 

[Watching Rekieta]

Does citing a judge's own judicial hypocrisy at them in a case they appear to be ignoring in an act of dereliction of duty or in service of a fellow Mormon only serve to make their depravity worse? Or can one dunk on a judge so hard with their own words it forces them to obey like saying a demon's true name? Or are they just fucking retards enforcing law at a whim of self-importance and under the perverse light of arrogance?

IANAL but just human nature would be to cite it as persuasive reasoning, not judicial hypocrisy.

 

[Tinidril]

This Emrit fellow sounds like a true visionary patriot who's being persecuted by The Man(tm). Where can I send donations and prayer support?

 

[CEO of Gay]

Civil Justice Reform Act Report for March 2026 just got released

Almost escaped it!

He was one of the kids who did his homework on the bus, even all the way into college and law school, wasn't he?

Filing restrictions are appropriate where there are 10 frivolous cases even if the end party is not the same. Huh. That...may be applicable here.

For example, Mr. Emrit has demanded $500 billion from Elon Musk and Representative Mike Johnson for making budget cuts²⁴, $500 billion from the United States Patent Office for failing to patent his theories about black holes and their relationship to "Judeo-Christian Heaven" and certain NFL quarterbacks²⁵, and $500 billion from former President Barack Obama for industrial espionage.²⁶

Nigga, what?

That middle case itself is prime random_text.txt material. Sounds like perhaps this Mr. Emrit might be deserving of a thread of his own.

 

[Hunter Hearst Helmsley]

On the one hand yes, on the other hand sounds like a sure shot for ending up in another lolsuit.

 

[waffle]

Does citing a judge's own judicial hypocrisy at them in a case they appear to be ignoring in an act of dereliction of duty or in service of a fellow Mormon only serve to make their depravity worse? Or can one dunk on a judge so hard with their own words it forces them to obey like saying a demon's true name? Or are they just fucking retards enforcing law at a whim of self-importance and under the perverse light of arrogance?

It is about the only way to win an appeal that has a standard of "abuse of discretion", so if you do it good enough it tends to produce begrudging compliance.

 

[Irene and 22 others]

Does citing a judge's own judicial hypocrisy at them in a case they appear to be ignoring in an act of dereliction of duty or in service of a fellow Mormon only serve to make their depravity worse? Or can one dunk on a judge so hard with their own words it forces them to obey like saying a demon's true name? Or are they just fucking retards enforcing law at a whim of self-importance and under the perverse light of arrogance?

If a judge never reads the filings that dunk on them in the first place does it really matter? These shitheads are so oblivious that Hardin could call them both faggots in big, bold 72 point font in the middle of a motion and they wouldn't notice.

 

[Gulls on Film]

If a judge never reads the filings that dunk on them in the first place does it really matter? These shitheads are so oblivious that Hardin could call them both faggots in big, bold 72 point font in the middle of a motion and they wouldn't notice.

Would that be better or worse than submitting a motion with 30 embedded pictures of instagram thot screenshots?

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

I think we need to file a Writ of Retardus to have the current presiding article 3 judge declared retarded and thus incapable of handling this case properly.