US US Politics General 2: Hope Edition - Discussion of President Trump and other politicians

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Should be a wild four years.

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Current members of the House of Representatives
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Members of the Trump Administration
https://www.whitehouse.gov/administration/

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

What did Trump do when he was called a heckin' rapist?

Actually he super paid off his ex-wife and made her sign an NDA and she mysteriously died just as it was about to expire.

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

The magnitude of the disaster unfolding with and around Graham Platner is far greater than anything I could have imagined.

It is one fuck up after another fuck up after you already knew the entire time and oh shit, there's another fuck up.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

Actually he super paid off his ex-wife and made her sign an NDA and she mysteriously died just as it was about to expire.

LET ME QUOTE MYSELF SO PEOPLE CANNOT IGNORE THAT LIKE THEY LIKE TO DO BECAUSE IT IS AN UGLY FACTABOUT THEIR FAVORITE ORANGE MAN

 

[TrinityReformed]

January this year. After Goode I think when he still had that ICE ad up.

Whole thread went mask-off and made @Null rape them.

It's why anyone who went over into that thread afterwards looks extremely retarded. Like Stud and those Catholics.

Why did you @ null? He's not really happy to be dragged in these threads in the few times I've seen him pop in.

 

[harmy.kook]

Why did you @ null? He's not really happy to be dragged in these threads in the few times I've seen him pop in.

Mb. Reflex.

It is one fuck up after another fuck up after you already knew the entire time and oh shit, there's another fuck up.

Quite a few here were calling it back with the tattoo drama.

 

[mingo mongo]

Trump says he will withdraw troops from Europe if we don’t get Greenland.

0:49

 

[StudMccool]

Ok ive just had a GENIUS idea

why dont we just nuke Iran and claim Israel did it, who is going to believe Israel?

I truly think we are inching towards this plan not being even close to the worst option.

 

[Thomas Talus]

why dont we just nuke Iran and claim Israel did it, who is going to believe Israel?

Most delivery systems aren't subtle and can be tracked by radar to figure out where they came from. Or, in the absence of radar signatures, who else has stealth tech for that kind of bombing but us?

 

[Gap Hag]

Ok ive just had a GENIUS idea

why dont we just nuke Iran and claim Israel did it, who is going to believe Israel?

I truly think we are inching towards this plan not being even close to the worst option.

You think we got secret nukes hidden out in the ass end of some place that's not america that we can claim plausible deniability on?

 

[pwnest injun]

Ok ive just had a GENIUS idea

why dont we just nuke Iran and claim Israel did it, who is going to believe Israel?

I truly think we are inching towards this plan not being even close to the worst option.

Probably because you don't need to nuke someone who can't even feed themselves.

 

[Your Girlfriend's Dad]

Whoever they end up choosing, he violently raped me 3 times last week. He's a sick fuck, and a genuine threat to democracy.

Whoever they nominate will have had a non-zero amount of cum in their butt in the last calendar year. I'll stake my life on that.

 

[mlanguishi]

Most delivery systems aren't subtle and can be tracked by radar to figure out where they came from. Or, in the absence of radar signatures, who else has stealth tech for that kind of bombing but us?

Israel and USA both have F-35's. Israel of course is unknown if they have a nuclear weapon that can be used from one.

After they you get into how well they can trace the fallout/local radiation and other sigs from where the bomb came from. It likely wouldn't last as a rouse for long.

 

[StudMccool]

You think we got secret nukes hidden out in the ass end of some place that's not america that we can claim plausible deniability on?

Vela incident

South Africa and you both do, the ocean dosent just do that

 

[FieldPiece]

It's good stuff. Not too sweet either.

They also make good gigantic pickle jars, grab those at Costco, great deal at like 9 bucks for 64 ounces:

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This one depends on if you like it on sandwiches, it's a bit more on the sweet side. There is a Devil's Spit variety of pickle chips I've never tried, probably bette, but no good deals sadly.

Grillos are the best pickles and I'll die on that hill. Plus their mascot is sick as fuck, probably the second coolest guy in a pickle suit.

 

[LopsidedLegend]

Whoever they end up choosing, he violently raped me 3 times last week. He's a sick fuck, and a genuine threat to democracy.

Dawg she raped you 4 times 11 minutes ago then skinned your kittens to death with a rusty paper straw. She's worse than a sick fuck. She's a Democratic socialist. Be honest about your evil Democrat kweenz.

 

[JustSomeDong]

Ok ive just had a GENIUS idea

why dont we just nuke Iran and claim Israel did it, who is going to believe Israel?

I truly think we are inching towards this plan not being even close to the worst option.

That is some serious ninja jew-do, stud. But lets just say that you'd need to achieve an 8th level black belt and also a powerlevel of at least 9000 to actually pull it off, without going into the details of why it won't work. I propose a simpler solution:

Make carpet-bombing entire cities great again. Openly, loudly, proudly. Send a message that we're fucking done fucking around, and Iran is now going to seriously find out. They are bad-faith actors that hate us anyways, fuck em all to death with conventional bomb tonnage exceeding the kind the world hasn't seen in almost 90 years. No need to waste a strategic weapon on these wretches. Nukes are more valuable than that. We'll need those to clean up India.

No, stud. There is no need to get all treacherous sneakyjew trying to out-jew the jews with strategic weapons, especially when good old American high explosives and steel can do the job just fine, thank you very much. Octol in a 1000 pounder does produce such lovely shrapnel, after all.

I mean, I like it, but man, that's a careful tightrope to walk successfully. My plan is better, I think.

 

[The Secret Sauce]

why dont we just nuke Iran and claim Israel did it, who is going to believe Israel?

Why don't we just nuke both of them and claim WE did it? No more half measures, Stud.

 

[TrinityReformed]

Trump says he will withdraw troops from Europe if we don’t get Greenland.
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>fresh clay
Very nice.

 

[StudMccool]

Why don't we just nuke both of them and claim WE did it? No more half measures, Stud.

thats honestly the plan I wanted to outline but dident have the balls, kudos to you.

Honestly the best plan.

EDIT WAIT, we blame each of them for doing it and claim any claims to the contrary are non christian lies and to be ignored

 

[BatterHomes&Gardens]

We've had ICE in town and it's been reported in the news. Suspiciously the illegal landscaping contractor behind us with their staked flatbed, CAT loader and other industrial vehicles (with no DOT numbers or any type of signage). plus their damn rooster, have been silent.

I have their license plates, plus dates and times where that damn truck idles and spews their filth (about 8:30am every morning) and I was going to contact DHS. There are apartment buildings on the block with a fucking playground just on the hill below us on the path to the sidewalk through the alley, and the heavy vapors just POOL in that area (I know because I walked through it one morning and it was absolutely toxic; get up to the alley and there those fuckers are!).

I've revised that plan to waiting until they start up their shit again and I hear that rooster crowing. I fucking hate cockfighting and illegals so I will bypass the useless city and go straight to the feds.

Not to mention the entire front of the house is boarded up. I am sure there are probably three spic families stacked up in there.

This is weird. You go hard in the paint with the racial epithets while complaining about “industrial vehicles” and “pooling fumes”. What a faggot you are. Landscapers don’t use that type of equipment let alone store fucking cat loaders at their house unless they’ve got property.

I’m onto you cosplaying as an American. Post hands.