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A blogger sent a lawmaker a photo of Shrek’s penis. Now he faces 6 months in jail​

The author of the Ohio-based political blog “The Rooster” said he plans to fight hard — and take his legal case all the way to trial — after he was put in handcuffs for texting a state senator a picture of Shrek’s penis.

The blogger now faces the prospect of jail after he was busted in June and accused of harassment for sending the image to Republican state Sen. Jerry Cirino. Central to the case is a lewd animation that local outlet Signal Ohio described as a “digitally altered version of Shrek, the ogre with a titular children’s movie franchise, with his penis exposed.”

D.J. Byrnes, who operates the progressive Substack blog about “all of Ohio’s depravity,”told The Columbus Dispatch this week he has rejected two plea deals that would allow him to escape a heated confrontation in municipal court. Under the deals, Byrnes would have been required to admit guilt in order to avoid time behind bars.

A jury is now scheduled to handle the case on Oct. 8.

About that image…​

Byrnes was arrested at the Ohio statehouse on June 1 after Cirino reported to police that he had received a photo of a “fully nude” ogre “with an exposed and erect humanlike penis engaged in an act of masturbation.” Byrnes had also called Cirino “Young Mussolini,” referring to the fascist Italian dictator Benito Mussolini.

To Cirino, the image sent on May 6 wasn’t just offensive — it was criminal. Two days later, he filed a formal complaint with the Kirtland, Ohio, police.

“Not only is the message harassing but the disgusting picture is pornographic in nature and not something I want to see on any of my devices,” Cirino wrote in the police complaint.

Cirino hasn’t spoken publicly about the case.

Byrnes said in a statement he was taken into custody by state troopers at a congressional hearing regarding “our Republican officials’ odious love affair with data centers.” He then spent 23 hours behind bars. Byrnes said he’s “innocent of the misdemeanor charge” and that he had no plans to speak publicly about the specifics of the case.

“The work of shining a light on the wretched and decaying underbelly of Ohio politics,” he said, “is too important to be sidetracked by this attempted interference.”

Did Byrnes break the law?​

The awkward situation is about more than a stiff legal challenge between a brash blogger and a politician — it also raises free speech questions.

First Amendment advocates argue Byrnes was well within his legal rights. In order to find Byrnes guilty of telecommunications harassment — punishable by up to six months in jail — prosecutors must prove the text was sent with an intent to “harass, intimidate or abuse.”

“What does the First Amendment say?” the Foundation for Individual Rights and Expression, a nonprofit free-speech group, asks in a blog post. “About Shrek’s schlong specifically? Nothing, surprisingly. But it does have a lot to say about speech criticizing government officials.”

The First Amendment prohibits the government from punishing people for what they say about — or to — public officials, the group notes, “even if some find the speech offensive, insulting or vulgar.”

Narrow First Amendment exceptions include true threats and obscenity. For content to be considered obscene under a test created by the Supreme Court in 1973, it must appeal to a morbid interest in sex in a way that is “patently offensive” and, taken as a whole, “lacks serious literary, artistic, political or scientific value.”

“There is no serious argument Byrnes sent it to arouse anyone’s sexual interest, let alone that it satisfies” the Supreme Court’s test, according to FIRE. “Byrnes sent it to another adult, reportedly accompanied by political commentary describing Cirino as ‘Young Mussolini.’ That’s protected political mockery, not obscenity.”

The First Amendment also doesn’t protect conduct that amounts to harassment. But the free-speech group argues the messages that Byrnes sent Cirino likely don’t reach that threshold. The text message, the group argues, wasn’t “a repeated, unwanted course of conduct aimed at invading someone’s privacy or disturbing their peace.”

Ahead of taking the case to court, Byrnes said on Instagram that people should prepare for public exposure.

“Get the popcorn ready,” he wrote.
 
Calling it "a photo of Shrek's penis" carries some wild implications:

1) It's a real photo
2) Thus, Shrek is real
3) Shrek definitely 100% has a penis
4) This was a real, honest to God photograph of Shrek jorkin' his hog
5) Shrek loves it. I mean that one's not directly implied but you can assume he's having a great time crankin' that hog
6) This blogger might face prison time because of Shrek's erect penis
 
1) It's a real photo
2) Thus, Shrek is real
3) Shrek definitely 100% has a penis
4) This was a real, honest to God photograph of Shrek jorkin' his hog
5) Shrek loves it. I mean that one's not directly implied but you can assume he's having a great time crankin' that hog
6) This blogger might face prison time because of Shrek's erect penis
One does not simply deny Shrek's penis and its' implications.
 
This is retarded but he's a progressive so fuck him. Right wingers have been put in prison for far longer for doing far less. There's no chance he'll actually see jail time anyway because even crimes are legal if you're a leftist.
Do have any examples? Because I've only heard about conservative voices banned off of platforms like trump and Twitter.
 
In America, the only penis pics that are acceptable to send are black ones.
If the blogger sent a BBC wrapped in a ribbon wearing the Israeli flag, he would have gotten himself a medal.
 
Shrek is not drek.
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This is retarded but he's a progressive so fuck him. Right wingers have been put in prison for far longer for doing far less
Same people who invented terms like "microaggression" and want you fired for offending a troon or obese Womyn of Calories?
Same people who demand careers end and companies pay millions for any vague notion of "sexual harassment" or "hostile work environment"?
Same people demanding the entire internet be mass-censored?

I don't want to hear any Republicans, "conservatives", or Lolbertarians defending the Prog from the very laws he would happily use to leave you destitute.

Bonus points: Author is Mark Keierleber, a "Media, Bias, and Algorithms reporter"
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FIRE says he wasn't harassing then describes his conduct in a fashion that perfectly fits the definition of harassment lol
 
I can just imagine the senator opening up the envelope, taking out the picture, staring at it while his brain processes what it's seeing. A staffer walks in and looks at him, confused. "What? What is that?"

The state senator takes a deep breath. "Oh, it's just some....BODY once told me, the worrrlld was gonna roll me..."
 
Its now the month of July in the Year of Our Lord 2026, and I've still never seen Shrek, nor any sequels.

Alas, as I've been on these here internets for more than 3 minutes (and having spent probably more time than is healthy prowling some of its darker corners as a young man, during the more freewheeling, wild and untamed years of these here internets) I am regrettably unable to say the same of Shrek's penis. That line was crossed like 15 years ago.
 
Its now the month of July in the Year of Our Lord 2026, and I've still never seen Shrek, nor any sequels.

Alas, as I've been on these here internets for more than 3 minutes (and having spent probably more time than is healthy prowling some of its darker corners as a young man, during the more freewheeling, wild and untamed years of these here internets) I am regrettably unable to say the same of Shrek's penis. That line was crossed like 15 years ago.
It holds up. Are you seriously going to let Shrek's cock be the most you know about him?
 
It holds up. Are you seriously going to let Shrek's cock be the most you know about him?
I feel like I've picked up a rough enough outline from the eleventy bajillions memes spawned from the movies. Many of them didn't even feature green ogre cock. I just don't give much of a shit for animated movies. Even as a kid, it just wasn't my bag.
 
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