💀 Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that people will change his diapers.

Honestly I had no other suspicion that is is just a burner number. Andy's not a retard no matter how often he pretends to be one and he's very good with electronics. All it would take is bullying the caregiver into getting him to someplace where he can get a crappy phone and setting it up when they aren't looking.

For him, a very expensive way to 'own the trollz' since he only makes about 200 a month.
He only makes 200 a month on disability. LOL
 
He only makes 200 a month on disability. LOL
You guys are totally missing the point.

He gets to sit around in crinklez all day and stew in his shit and piss.

Who wouldn’t fake autism and incontinence to get paid a whole $200 a month to enjoy dat abdl fetishist lifestyle?

You are just jealous of his grift, obviously. 😅
 
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"This kinda explains my life struggles."
HE STWUGGLES GAIZ. STWUGGLES.

"I can repeat things like I take 2 Tylenol every 8 hours as needed."
Aw, we're back to 'andy can repeat things but dun know what they mean' after he's made himself look too competent.

"I have a hard time adding 8 hours from the current time."
Amdy not know addition good. Amdy big dum dum can't count to 8. But amdy can fix computers and phones and scream eloquently at cops about his legal rights.

"And then having a hard time following through and taking my next dose safely."
And if that person doesn't get your pills on time you'll let them know they were 37 minutes and 12 seconds off schedule. But remember folks: time blind.

"I can tell you all about tornadoes and severe weather but I can't follow the steps to report under stress of the sensory input of thunderstorms."
He knows all about storms... until you actually ask him anything about them.

"Also one more thing,"
You never have 'just one' anything, you fat faking pork slug.

"I can tell you Internet safety but I can't follow the instructions."
So you know what you're doing is wrong but you do it anyway. Just like when you play in traffic or try to kill your family. gotcha.

"I know how to use my AAC device when I get frustrated"
You mean like when you start using it when you talk to cops, then talk over it when they start ignoring it when it has nothing to do with the situation?

"or to help me be more organized and be able to expand my conversation topics beyond my special interests."
Your only interests are diapers and getting someone to play with your asshole. All other things you do revolve around this. even total degenerates like Nova and Raxx look at you and go 'you are disgusting.'

"Yet I can sound so smart and capable."
So you're competent and you're not mentally handicapped. good to know.

"One more thing."
See? fatty can never have one setting of anything.

"I know Adult Protective Services is required to be involved because of my disability needs not being met and I need a guardian."
Trying to shove multiple lies into one sentence ham slug? You aren't disabled, APS isn't required to wipe your ass, and you do not need a guardian.

"I am not able to get medical care at this time because I don't have the ability to consent to treatment."
So you're super smart, but you also don't have the ability to consent, and you don't know what you're saying half the time. So why should we take anything you have to say seriously? You're just saying things and you don't understand any of this.
Oh, I know. Your life is like this because you're a fat, faking, mother torturing monster who should be eating out of a dumpster and living under a bridge.

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I'll throw this one in because it amuses me.

"You can have a disability and still do things like other people can. Here is a child with Cerabal Posey who can play football and run. "
Andy are you prepping to start saying you have Cerebral Posey? Do it. I dare you. Go to the kitchen and ram your head into the cabinet a few times and claim the splinters gave you a new mental illness like how falling off your bike gave you autism.

He is so full of shit.
That is the major problem with andy, yes.
 
Andy are you prepping to start saying you have Cerebral Posey? Do it. I dare you. Go to the kitchen and ram your head into the cabinet a few times and claim the splinters gave you a new mental illness like how falling off your bike gave you autism.
If he actually does try that (which we already know he won't because Autism is his holy grail, fuck all other disabilities; Amdy needs the most attention and care) it'll give me a good excuse to brutally tear him a new one.
 
What was it that prompted that masterpiece again?
Something about needing to relax for some unknown reason (probably to poop himself), and then pooping himself, and then Andy giggling about pooping himself, and then saying that he didn't know he was recording this (sounds totally believable coming from the guy that practically records his boring mundane life 24/7).
 
Still waiting for that fat faking Poopsquatch to get hit by a car. Do it Amdy you tubby fuckwit.
112-120 vehicular related deaths in the United States daily.
40,000 fatalities annually.
Innocent men women and children who just want to live get taken out by cars.

AND WE CAN'T SEEM TO HIT THIS ONE BIG FAT TARGET?!
 
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