The India Menace - Street shitting, unsanitary practices, scams, Hindu extremism & other things

[donksmanSupreme42]

In general its a bad idea to let wild animals wander through human settlements, even if they're normally peaceable. Even deer will fuck up kids and dogs on a whim. That said, I'm not sure I'd qualify an indian village as Human Settlement...

yeah, if it was anywhere else i'd understand, but 1: it's india

and 2: it might help clean up the corpses and shitpiles on the streets, as thats the only reason it even entered a village

 

[biznbuy]

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I need that MATI clip of Josh making fun of Indians for speaking a language that's effectively nothing but English loanwords being spoken in between a menagerie of bippity-boppity speak.

I had a coworker who explained that to me before.

I think what he said was the the language stopped evolving when English was used, so instead of making no words like Chinese or Japanese do they instead just use English words spliced with there native language.

He told me there was a radio competition in India where they tried to pick people off the street and convert a English phrase into pure bippity-boppity speak. They all failed.

Apparently english is easier than learning another indian language.

Also apparently most jobs even if they aren't working for multinational companies expect some English language skills.

 

[яндекс]

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I need that MATI clip of Josh making fun of Indians for speaking a language that's effectively nothing but English loanwords being spoken in between a menagerie of bippity-boppity speak.

"Saaaar!! Bharat eek ook beep boop shit in loo cum suck deep!! rape 'SUPERPOWER' dickshit ook ook 'WINDOWS' scam brahmin forskin desi 'CUMSHOT CREAMPIE' ack bix nood anal gas da kikes eat poopy cowdung "

 

[Silence of the Troons]

https://nitter.net/PoastNational/status/2074534626014441679#m
https://archive.is/66jy9

 

[teriyakiburns]

I think what he said was the the language stopped evolving when English was used, so instead of making no words like Chinese or Japanese do they instead just use English words spliced with there native language.

It's also that they've got a dozen different official languages, so they use an english pidgin as a common language. I'm not sure any of them understand half of what they're saying most of the time.

 

[GARFGARF]

Company decided we need to replace our job hour tracking system with an app cooked up by our Indian division

Without going on too much of a rant yet, I'm sure you can imagine how well that for implemented and how "totally functional" the app is. Totally not a technological failed abortion at all